I feel like it should only apply to public service jobs. So a McDonald’s employee wouldn’t be a hungerfighter. That title would be reserved for those who work at foodbanks for example. I feel like you are more likely to entice people into public service jobs if they get the title “Deathfighter” for working in A&E.

get gavin free on this podcast. “people like grapes”

7:22 Are you sure? I thought cheesemongers price cheese by its weight so actually, it terms of surface area, you're getting less cheese.

The thing I hate it the people who say 2am in the morning...... AM is the morning.......2am in the afternoon doesn't exist

East 17 - Stay Another Day is a Christmas song because it has mild jingle bells in it (and I heard they were added later). The Pogues - Fairytale of NY, Band Aid - Do They Know it's Christmas, Slade - Merry Christmas Everyone, Wizard - I Wish it Could be Christmas Everyday, Mud - Lonely This Christmas.......I could go on but it's May!

I can confirm; you are a clown <3

Thank you to the Imp and Skizz podcast for introducing me to these lovely idiots 😅 I follow Zed on hermitcraft and never knew this existed ❤

Hi, if you’re reading this comment let me know! :) I’m here wondering if anyone else is still watching kris and Jack videos 4 years after the end of the channel it’d be cool to meet other fans

Still miss the channel :(

That Humpty Dumpty conversation was the funniest thing I’ve heart in a while 😂😂

13:30 Sort of. A bull becomes a bullock when it gets castrated.

Asians might go handless...

I live in America and have never heard anyone yelling at the screen.

1:33 So what was a WORLD without the Moon about?

love your stuff!

So good!

I think they're called cheerleaders because they are supposed to lead the audience in cheering.

37:13 You missed the opportunity to call it Operation Dam It All.

38:15 looked it up, it's the Spillers & Bakers Pilot cracker. It was in part of the food survival kit on Titanic's lifeboats, not sure a 112 year old cracker will go well with that caviar.

Right when he said "You know what I hate?" at 14:10, a Kroger ad started playing. What's your problem with Kroger?!

I somehow have managed to go 9 months without realizing you guys were back! I can't believe it!

45:50 Hang on, wouldn't a Quetta Year be gigantically bigger than a Quetta Second? (assuming the Quetta bit refers to the amount of zeros?) A Quetta Jiffy or a Quetta Plank Time would be smaller surely?

9:53 looked really good!

50:56 When was this?

15:20 So from now on I'm going to eat everything with cutlery just to annoy anti-cutlerists.

17:26 And what if they say no? Also if I walk up to someone with a gun in my pocket and ask them to give me there stuff whilst gesturing towards the gun, I would still call that robbery.

And there never was a Vol. 2

Sorry but can someone tell me where Kris' 4th leg was the whole time?

Eggs

I've never had a scotch egg. I am aware of their exsirance. Ive just never tried one. Most mornings I have an egg tho. They are so good for breakfast.

I once asked for chicken served as ‘medium’ so it could be worse lol

56:00 I used to think the boulder outside the Jesus cave was egg shaped, I think it’s something to do with eggs and new life?? Following on from this horrific convo, have you ever had the sweet Camel Balls? I got them from an American sweet shop ones, my young innocent mind has been scarred ever since

12:43 depends on how fast you can fly Jack.

Chicken is well aged egg

The best are: Korean steamed eggs, soy-marinated soft-boiled eggs, almost any omlette, and fried over-medium in lots of butter

It's called an elephant bird because it's the size of an elephant

I just got recommended this video, is that zedaph?

About the Devil, isn't he part goat? I'm thinking the pitchfork is his actual fork for shoving hay into his mouth. So yeah definitely gone in this world

Easter and the rabbits and eggs predate christianity. However, in the spirit of cooperation, the church took the customs and rewrote the back story. Trying to make people give up their spring feast, like with mid winter and harvest, was just too hard. So the church rewrote the story behind each and brought them into the christian culture.

Rabbits kind of lay little chocolatey looking eggs, well tiny balls. They spread these pellets everywhere. Easter bunny is special, his pellets are actually chocolate.😊

The Faberge eggs were easter gifts from the Tsar to the Tsarina and made with precious metals and jewels. They usually opened and contained some marvel of the jeweller's art. Framed enameled portraits or delicate mechanical objects or exquisitely carved miniatures. Easter was pretty important to them.

Big spiky hard eggs... think of the hen, she has to poop it out of her butt, remember. They build a nest for good reason.

easter sperm. so good

I like boiled eggs with the orange thing in liquid form

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon not an egg or a drunk (which makes no sense), why would the king send everyone to a drunk?

7:18 Jack missed an opertunity there......... I thought was going to say "If you are blaring it out loud.........." and then scream something inappropriate or weird

A world wothout suggestions: 🚙🔥👟👅🐈👄

Quite a chobblesome short.

They saved the best for last ☺