Spent a month in Australia, 30 years ago, spent most of it living in fear of Redbacks under the toilet lid.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wouldn't get me near the beach over there ??

Let's just acknowledge the time and effort it took to put all that together. Accurate and funny as well.

“Connect with clients at various touch points.” Haha 😂

There was a bit of banter between the NZ and Aussie PM about Kiwi's crossing the ditch, Kiwi PM then quipped, Kiwi's will lift your IQ level, Love our fams in the West Island's we bitch and argue all the time,but if an outsider butts in, you'll end up, fighting both of us, Stay safe Westies Love y'all Heaps

i miss you dude

A safezone - lol !

Our postie contractors are ALL Indian & do not understand Aussies. They always park & block our cars - there is no visitor parking where we are. I wish we had all Aussies again for our postal service

Seeeerfing !

WAY too much solutioning taking place here!

OMG what a croc 😂😅😂😅

Bloody Aussies, coming over here and taking all the jobs, rooting our women and stealing our jandals ...oh, sorry - stealing our women and rooting our jandals ..

No worries the crocs only eat kiwis.

🤣🤣🤣🤣Kiwi wanker🤣🤣🤣🤣

R.I.P. I loved and love your Videos!!

it would be funnier if he said nonsense, everything said in this video is actually correct

Could the last person to leave New Zealand please turn the lights off?

Oh you mean spiced rum?

immaculate facial structure

Im never not gunna share this video. I hate that you're gone, but you will live on through your art.

RIP Chris. You've brought light to the world with your humor

0:22 🤣

Also known as 1984 newspeak, and double speak

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I can't stand these kinds of people in real life. I hate it i hate it i hate it. I feel hate like AM did in I have no mouth and I must scream.

Lol it's so ture 🇳🇿

That’s Gaycorp for ya.. gotta get an experimental jab too to work in these joints lol. Gonna make you wear a dress soon too and lop ya nuts off hahaha

My postman smiles and waves at me when he drops that card into my mailbox, for reals...

Love it!

I'm from NZ and we say mate a LOT more than bro 😂! We also use No Worries many times too!

Probably best not to talk about the stinging trees in that rainforest. The experience may be "memorable".

Ha Ha I found this channel by ACCIDENT, Does any Aussie Searching the WEB these days Know how HARD it is to find out a Simple Question of "what a Tinnie is ?? Try searching it you/us Aussies ... I bet you find ZERO on this now (New World Wide Web) 🇦🇺Australia now has Zero Logarithm .. "So lets raise a Tinnie to that 👍👍" now the 80's are gone (hidden)

I think Luxon, our current PM, here in NZ has been taking notes, though, of course, missing the point.

HR gurus from LinkedIn furiously taking notes.....

this vaccum is the best, i tried one it was so good i bought another 2 of them for each level

I've been in corporate board rooms ready to take notes & participate, and they all start saying things like 'reverse engineer the paradigm to maximize our leverage" ... and i just put my pen down, wait for it to be over , then go to the sales division to get things done

fnq for the win

2 pots is always nice too.especially when poured into a pint glass

😂😂

I totally agree, useless! Nothing can make it cover the whole floor, it looks as if it worning hard to avoid the dirt.

That's a really good tool to keep you busy when you have nothing to do 😂😂😂😂

The clip was ok until they asked too much of a receptionist. The second list of job requirements (1:22) was more fitting for a dynamic, high potential, communications director. One with a proven track record of delivering the enterprise's KPIs and strategic initiatives. One that has demonstrated the ability to provide synergistic solutions for a horizontal and vertically integrated organization structure.

Im a kiwi and the tiny signs thing is so true! Went to visit my sister (also kiwi) and her partner (aussie) and their son (kizzie? Kozzie? Auwi?) Who was turning 1, and for his birthday all her friends and their babies went to a playground. One tiny ass sign said 'beware: snakes' I saw none. Did see a huntsman. Wanted to leave the country immediately.

Dont upset them

Kiwis are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DROP DEAD boring!

Looks beautiful. Said my wife handing me a single one way ticket

This guy’s an idiot.

Accurate.

If the crocks or sharks don't kill you, the snakes, spiders, and Jelly Fish can. Only safe place to swim in Australia is in your own bathtub. Even that can be deadly.