The Oceans movies are all unwatchable. I defy anyone watching any of these movies not to abandon them and find something else to do mid movie. God, they are absolutely boring. It’s like dating a gorgeous looking woman and finding out she has cotton wool for a brain.
@mustardegg28 ай бұрын
Why is he hating on Julian Sands ?
@carcrashjayson Жыл бұрын
Why do they not say "Fantastic" and just call it Four?
@simonmurphy30952 жыл бұрын
8:20 What'll be said by the search team.
@chrishiggins71662 жыл бұрын
The film maybe unoriginal & unfocused, however the film’s well acted, well directed, well characterised & is an enjoyable entry into the series. (73%) (3.5/5 stars) (positive)
@chrishiggins71662 жыл бұрын
The film’s intriguing, well acted & well characterised, however the film’s poorly directed, unfocused, poorly written & cheap. (35%) (2/5 stars) (mixed to negative)
@jtaylor95623 жыл бұрын
Julian sands
@ilikespacedinosaurs3 жыл бұрын
Ocean's 12 is the best one!
@Spinbassflipbassfly3 жыл бұрын
My god. It makes sense but I didn't realise Mark has always been this bigoted and left-leaning politically. Hearing him talk about Las Vegas - as if he has ever been there LOL - reminds me that he's paid to have an opinion and boy does he have opinions...
@darraghcorrigan2462 Жыл бұрын
Lol how is it bigoted to acknowledge that Las Vegas sucks and is a horrible place 😂😂
@whiteydiamond3 ай бұрын
Yeah that place where prostitution is legalized and advertised, people get brought to the desert and murdered/disposed of, and the police look the other way. Left leaning!
@OSW3 жыл бұрын
4:18 this 20-second review of Pirates of the Caribbean is so funny 😂 howled
@whiteydiamond3 ай бұрын
A Kermode EXCLOOSIV!
@kylearking89183 жыл бұрын
I disagree with those who think this is better than Ocean’s Twelve. I actually liked Ocean’s Twelve. I HATED this film haha. The editing is all over the place and the characters are just there and nothing more.
@lanceash3 жыл бұрын
The film had many, many problems, but the one that bothered me more than anything else is the staggering laziness the filmmakers displayed in their representation of Galactus. Look up Galactus; look up what he supposed to look like. Do a little research about how Galactus is supposed to appear when looked at by humans. Is it a big cloud? Is it? NO, it is not! You know, it's more than just laziness; it's fear. Fear that the audience, for whom Hollywood has (utter) contempt for, won't understand what Galactus is, won't get it, won't be able to take in this new character making his appearance at the very end of the movie without 10-15 minutes of tedious explanation of his morning ablutions and romantic attachments and philosophical motivations, none of which we have the time for. So, how do we represent this all-consuming threat? "I got it, Chief! A big cloud! It's cheap, it's vaguely threatening, the grown-ups won't care anyway, it's just what we're looking for!" "Good work, son."
@walonsubi4 жыл бұрын
People noticing Mark's arms as long ago as 2007. Fantastic.
@questionitall30534 жыл бұрын
"All those famous people, looking famous" Nuff said Mark.
@Yamah12a4 жыл бұрын
he's got work again. lmfao
@seank1354 жыл бұрын
I actually thought oceans 13 was fun. Although I agree that it’s slightly too long. Not as good as oceans 11 but way better than 12 and better than oceans 8.
@antitroll8904 жыл бұрын
8:20 what you came here for
@jameswhite-aldworth28045 жыл бұрын
Why shouldn't Berkin fall for Damon? He's hardly a troll and she is clearly drugged.
@jameswhite-aldworth28045 жыл бұрын
What's Mark on about? Julian Sands has a really minor appearance in one scene. He's perfectly fine.
@jameswhite-aldworth28045 жыл бұрын
Kermode unsurprisingly is wrong. Ocean's 13 is the best of the 3 films
@alanford33596 жыл бұрын
I think, errrm, yes... I have to say, as much as I truly admire my hero Mr. Kermode, here he's being quite an arsehole. Still, it was 13 years ago. He has... Matured since 😁
@shinrarango7 жыл бұрын
i would love to see a slow paced existential sci silver surfer film in the vain of solaris sunshine 2001. coule be really brilliant
@lamecasuelas2 Жыл бұрын
I'd watch the shit Out of that!
@shinrarango Жыл бұрын
@@lamecasuelas2 i'm still thinking about this 5 years later lol. imagine a Silver Surfer directed by denis villeneuve
@MagikGimp7 жыл бұрын
He never did get around to seeing that Bollywood one. ;D
@dionysiaex55388 жыл бұрын
Kermode doesn't understand fun. Never has.
@borednow58388 жыл бұрын
I like the way he talks very responsible about BTT. I've seen the film and liked it, but that change in tone caught me off guard.
@wyrmseyeview268 жыл бұрын
Did Julian Sands kill Mark's dog?
@DavidLewin20238 жыл бұрын
The first Ocean's film is terrific entertainment. Both sequels nowhere near as good. Also, Las Vegas is a fantastic place to visit. Stop moaning, Kermode!
@DoncoEntAgain8 жыл бұрын
I thought Julian Sands was pretty good in A Room With a View...
@lw3646 Жыл бұрын
Daniel Day-Lewis was the best in that. Sands was okay but he doesn't really emote, he seemed so emotionless, maybe that was just the character.
@spikeep61419 жыл бұрын
Kermode understands the Power Cosmic...?
@EdPlays199711 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man 3 is a good movie. There, I said it.
@EdPlays199711 жыл бұрын
3.47-3.49. Tell Brad Jones (AKA The Cinema Snob) that. :)
@BackyardPix9 жыл бұрын
Mr. Veteran The who?
@EdPlays19978 жыл бұрын
+Backyard Pix An Internet film reviewer who hates both Eli Roth & Cabin Fever. He named it one of the worst films of the noughties.
@BackyardPix8 жыл бұрын
Mr. Veteran Cabin Fever's pretty much the only movie directed by Eli Roth that's any good. The first Hostel is alright (when it gets to the horror part), but the rest is just dreck. Green Inferno and Knock Knock... jesus fuck!
@EdPlays19978 жыл бұрын
Backyard Pix I haven't seen his work, so I can't comment.
@EdPlays199711 жыл бұрын
James Ellroy (of the L.A Quartet book series fame) said that Zodiac was one of the best modern American crime movies ever. In the same interview (Empire Magazine) he claimed that Public Enemies was excruciatingly bad.
@benjamingentile166011 жыл бұрын
the spelling for 1:51 is "hobbelti goggelti hobbiti tosh"
@grahammm111 жыл бұрын
I do not blame her for not using it while the camera is following her. Assuming that she remained on site rather just visiting to make this report, she will have to go to the loo somewhere. So when the need to empty her bladder became urgent she may have had to overcome her disgust and use one of those loos.
@saints69able11 жыл бұрын
You have an agent.......
@TheHappydead11 жыл бұрын
Josh Trank (chronicle) is doing the FF reboot! Hurrah! really looking forward to that a great deal
@niallthomas64497 жыл бұрын
TheHappydead how did that go for you?
@thecurmudgeon31317 жыл бұрын
This comment has not aged well.
@thecinematicmind7 жыл бұрын
TheHappydead I bet you feel very disappointed and very angry after watching it in 2015.
@MaquiladoraIII11 жыл бұрын
He got Brad back, he got The Other Guy back... Classic Kermode.
@KiljiArslan11 жыл бұрын
I mostly just listen to these for Kermodes rants which can be quite funny. I actually don't always agree with him, but his rants are hilarious. almost cathartic.
@antoniofernandezcarriedo490911 жыл бұрын
No, I hate Las Vegas too - I live not that far from the Colorado River, even, and it's slowly being sucked dry by those idiots. Lots of my family live down there and I hate visiting them because I hate the state in general. What I meant was that so many people here, when they listen to this guy, they 'agree' with him instantly and practically kiss his feet when they mostly don't even know what they're talking about. No one seems to be able to say 'I disagree'. Sorry for not clearing that up.
@KiljiArslan11 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but Las Vegas is a waste of water that is drying up the Colorado river. Water that could be used for farming is going to a cess pool of greed and gluttony.
@RamBam300011 жыл бұрын
Kermode misses out another important reason to appreciate "Breathless": Valerie Kapriski.
@ChingfordSpur12 жыл бұрын
"Some bits in it that are not completely rubbish." Should have been on the posters.
@B1ggu512 жыл бұрын
Watch him 'act'.
@purplenurps12 жыл бұрын
No one gives a fuck about those kids, they shouldn't even be in the cinema if they're like 6 and they're over 12 they know what 'piss' is
@Nimai_HiFi12 жыл бұрын
It WAS that bad. Horrible film.
@KiljiArslan12 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more about las vegas being an abomination.
@TheMarkc12 жыл бұрын
sill don't get this guy ,kermode raves about the films HE only likes he's an arty farty wannabee
@pocketsesmcflurry214612 жыл бұрын
It wasnt THAT bad. It was the weakest of the trilogy, but I rather liked it:/