oh my god wah

can i have decklist

No. It is not Wario Time. It's chimpanzee time.

Just like George Washington said: "Stay strapped, or get clapped."

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Do wario and thad die in a canoe crash after eating cookies Also thad is from murder drones

Why was his cookie dough mixer powerful enough to take off his hand anyway???

0:32 What the american music?

Fear and hunger ahhh moment

They did it to avenge Harambe because he was the only one stopping the world from experiencing the plague and Skibidi Toilet

3:17

What The Music of Splash Mountain?

It was worth the wait.

So this is why Disney World changed Splash Mountain to Tiana.

i listened to this without the image and got confused at the beyblades i thought wario was like, cutting the meat himself

1:07 *_B I T E !_*

1:30 *_OH MAY GAWD! (collapses)_*

0:42 *_GET OUTTA HERE!_*

0:34 *_(hears bat screeching) Oh boi._*

Toad should've also been on this ride with them 💀💀💀💀💀

It be like that 💀

Wasn't Splash Mountain the one with Briar Rabbit? I haven't been to Disneyland since I was....5? maybe 4? I'm in my 30s now.

Maybe they would’ve survived if they didn’t insist on standing in their seats

Police Fire and Emergency

Willy Wonderland The Movie

Wilkins Coffee

Fnaf Reboot 3 Movie

Five Nights At Freddy

The Mlg 2 Chica Show

Fnaf Reboot Movie

The Mlg 2 Chica Show

Fnaf Reboot Movie

WHY DO I KEEP DYING IN THESE VIDEOS, ITS NOT FUNNY! THEY ACTUALLY HAPPEN!

You should reupload this without the distorted audio at the end. Unless it's just me or on purpose 1:04

I think the funniest element in these videos is always when wario says OH MY GOD for surprisingly formal reasons. It marks the turning point. Shit always hits the fan after that. It's like peekaboo, because it marks an expected reaction.

Wario did nothing wrong this time and he still dies

Rest in Power

See this is why you use your hand to mix

Willy Wonderland The Movie

Wilkins Coffee

Fnaf Reboot 3 Movie

Five Nights At Freddy

The Mlg 2 Chica Show

Fnaf Reboot Movie

*first note plays* Oh no.

6/10 Didn’t have enough Chinese noises to let us know it was in China.

Full Story: It was Wario's favorite dish. Chocolate Chip Cookies! Ever since he was a baby, his mom would make these cookies on very special occasions. Either that, or she would just make them because she was bored. Either way, her cookies were the best. Wario couldn't deny it. Waluigi couldn't deny it. Even Mario and Luigi, their rivals, loved them. So the Wario Bros. took it upon themselves to learn just how she made them. And she taught them. However, Wario would always end up eating the raw dough before it was even mixed properly, and Waluigi, being the clumsy man that he is, would break things, and trip over the things he made fall. Because of this, their mother had to politely decline their teaching any further. This infuriated them both. Once she had passed, the Mushroom Kingdom was filled with grief. Especially Wario and Waluigi. Who would make the cookies now? There was nobody to keep anyone having a sweet tooth. Only their mother had that power. So they came up with an idea. They would learn themselves! Wario had the taste to test if the cookie dough was just right, and Waluigi was as smart as the next guy. They were an unstoppable team! So it was their first day of cooking. They had everything they needed: eggs, flour, milk, chocolate chips, butter, more butter, sugar, more sugar, and baking soda. Sure, they didn't have everything they would have liked to get, but it was how mom made it. They went exactly as she made it, too. Starting with the eggs. They weren't perfect, seeing as they left the eggshells in the bowl, and milk spilled all over the kitchen table. But it worked out. The butter made things slip everywhere, and a knife almost landed on Wario's foot. He didn't care though, he was patiently making these cookies to show the Kingdom how it's done. And the mixture was done! All they had to do was mix it, and they did it in the best way possible. They took a whisk, and attached it to the mixer for maximum mixing. Sure, it wasn't easy to work, but they made it happen. Waluigi put the dough into the bowl, and turned the mixer on. And, sure enough, the cracking of eggshells meant the whisk was doing its job well. But they forgot one thing... Wario had to taste test the dough to see if it was acceptable! Waluigi didn't remember this, and he walked away to do some other schemes they always were up to. But Wario got carried away and tried to taste test the dough. However, he forgot to turn the mixer off, and his hand got stuck in the bowl. He couldn't get out.the chocolate chip cookies jammed the mixer As the mixer was mixing, so was his hand. Wario tried to drag his hand out of there, to no prevail. He laughed before dying. Wario sure seemed happy when making the mix. He has a great cook ethic. And laughing while dying, what a man. It was grinding his hand up and it self destructed in front of Wario, and after some painful minutes, Waluigi eventually walked in to see what the noise was about. But he didn't find what he was expecting. He found Wario dead alongside the mixer mixing the dough with his hand in it. Man must've tried making Chocolate Cannibal Cookies with a secret ingredient: His flesh. He went overboard and killed himself accidentally. The sad news is, Wario was pregnant during this accident, 8 months through, Waluigi was looking forward to being a father. And thus, their cookies had some little personal touches in them.

Lore of Wario loses his hand in the mixer and dies while making chocolate chip cookies momentum 100

That’s an from the movie: “Team America: World Police.” (2004)

Ik this is about wario and waluigi dying, but every time I hear the speech before the decent on the mountain, it reminds me of the first and only time I went on this ride, first and only time I’ve been shat on by a bird too so far.