U behind my house

nice grandpa

I went on a dog biscuit diet once, only problem was it had unexpected side effects, I kept getting a bonio 😂😂😂😂

Interesting piece of information for you, I don't have a TV licence at home because I'm not there to watch television, because of looking after family, however because I've got an active sky subscription that I pay for, that I haven't actually used for donkey's years, they think that you are watching television, so I had to actually say that I wasn't, even though I've got an active subscription and I only keep it active because otherwise if I cancel it when I go to reinstated it will cost me about 3 times as much so it's cheaper to keep it going as it is.

It would be a good idea if you took off your opening logo because you could get sued by the BBC, now wouldn't that be ironic, 😂😂😂😂

Pmsl 🤣🤣

I am just wondering what work the husband does, male prostitute possibly 😂😂😂

So the main course wasn't very Philly ing 😂😂😂

Need subtitles!lol

Well at least you were getting fruity. 😂😂😂😂

How can it be a little known fact if he was well known Derrrr. 😂😂😂😂

I just brushed that joke off 😂😂😂😂

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HAHAHAHHAHAH😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

Braw bike👌

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You’re absolutely correct, although I did throw out my brush.

Good to see you back 👍 been needing a bit of humour 🤣

My wife wondered where this bloody great pile of washing had come from.😮😮😮.

Well at least you can take one step forward and two steps back, if I tried that I'd fall over, 😂😂😂😂 especially after a glass of whiskey.😂

Am shaking my head my man...😂

News just in, a 34 year old man has been arrested for shouting obscenities at a house, he's been charged with making homophobic remarks.😂😂😂

My sex life is like Coca-Cola; first it was normal, then light and now zero.

My sex life is like your jokes... It's over quickly. 😮

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How do you cook an alligator ???? Answer with a crock pot. 😮😮😮

I got home from work one day and sat on the sofa and I said to my wife, quick pass me a beer before it starts. She gets me a beer, then I said quick get me another beer before it starts, so she got me another one. Then I said quick get me another one before it starts, she said listen here now you fat lazy bastard you glcome home from work sit on your arse barking orders..... I replied 'Oh fuck, it's started.

It’s obviously sunny in Longforgan.

this the typa shit some random drunk cunt would say to me when i was 7 and at the pup way ma da😂

A fun fuct.

Totally unexpected and daft!😂😂😂😂😂

Lol!!

Shit.... I fucked up

That's great information, mine just stopped pumping water this weekend, the pump is going but no water coming out. I have always used the pink so hearing what you say I think that's the problem. Also thanks for showing me how to rectify.

Nice one :D

I have a 6 pack... It's on the fridge chilling for later. 😂

I don’t get the joke😭your delivery was on point tho

From what I can tell, yoga is all the effort and pain of putting your socks on, in different positions, without the benefit of actually getting your socks on.

Yes😂😂😂😂😂

The second sign is looking for them

Hairs on the palm of your hand.

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First time I need to ask you for subtitles for the punchline. I honestly have no idea what you said 😂

Visit Florida and I'll show you my column

We didn’t come from monkeys. Man and ape evolved from a common ancestor long ago. We developed in one direction and they developed in another. We are apes, they are apes. Case closed.

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🤣🤣🤣You climbing those steps 🤣Reminded me of the steps up to the tower of London when i had a proper vertigo attack and had to turn round and go back down. 🤣

Lovely place! My daughter went there about a year ago 🙂

What's blue and not very heavy?

Ha ha ha good joke