I'll freely admit, I haven't worked in a pizza shop, and I'm absolutely able to be off-base on this'n. Mostly, it was seeing a general internet consensus that large should be 16in, and then seeing it isn't /actually/ that. Also, it seemed a funny bit to run with, so. :D

Also a single medium will feed one member of your stoner metal band. Plan accordingly.

Honestly? At that point, I think it's a combination of both him torturing me and me being weirdly stubborn (read: old) and something something something finding joy in the art of crafting something something. If the content works, though, then hey -- Cheers. :D

As ever and always, thank YOU for the actual writing. I'm just putting a physical voice to it -- You, sir, are the shining star. <3

A reaaaaally long-distance cheers from the other side of the pond! :)

And, as always, it is a sincere and genuine honor /to/ read your stuff. You're an hell of a wordsmith, my dude. :)

May i ask you to clarify? What is this? Book? About? Please and thank you 😃

Taking directly from the Amazon page for the book (link should be up in the description!): "American Mystic follows the daring exploits of gonzo journalist James Wozynski, renowned as Jimmy Wonderful, as he embarks on his final assignment: to bear witness to the fate of magic in the world of man. In a reality where magic is tangible and interwoven with everyday life, individuals with the ability to manipulate reality through The Word are known as Namebreakers. Feared and coveted in equal measure, these wielders of The Word are viewed as genetic anomalies, regarded by many as a plague to be eradicated. "Enter Roy Altenhofen, an enigmatic billionaire who has amassed his fortune by peddling the cure for magic. Now, claiming to possess the crucial elements needed to expunge the last vestiges of magic from existence, he convenes Jimmy and a select few at his compound in the desolate Salt Flats of Utah. Their mission: to make a final plea for the preservation of all that transcends the human realm. "American Mystic, narrated through Jimmy's unorthodox prose, delves into the climactic struggle for the very soul of the American ethos. As society hurtles towards a future stripped of wonder, where the peculiar is outlawed and the extraordinary hunted to extinction, Jimmy finds himself joined by Tek - a fierce Native American activist determined to thwart Altenhofen's machinations - and Moxley Allerton - a young, defiantly gay Namebreaker whose command of The Word may surpass all others in history. Their journey, rooted in the gonzo tradition, seamlessly merges with a contemporary fantasy landscape, offering a unique blend of irreverent storytelling and surreal imagination."

Coyote-man has one hell of a way with words, absolutely.

Oh, that most definitely was not my writing -- All credit goes to the fantastic Coyote Wallace. /I/ am just some idiot with the honor of reading his work. 🙂

I realize, now, that when I originally replied to your comment, I missed the preceeding "Coyote - " on your second line. You never insinuated that I'd been the one to write the work. I blame being at work when I replied, and I apologize for the unintended aspersion upon your perception and honor, noble Amazon.

Thank you!

Thank you so much, and don't worry - I'm not going to stop anytime soon.

Right back at you, man! <3

@@stephanielogan700 I'mma make sure the author knows you commented with this. I am positive it will warm his heart. And I highly recommend giving his Medium page a check! Link in the description; Show him some love! 😊

Same on favorite status! I swear, I nearly pissed myself laughing the first time I had heard it.