Okay... Yes Yes Yes. Chinese trains are fast as a bullet. They are glittery. Beautiful. Modern. Hygienic as a bloody military OR. But, I prefer the US trains. Yup. They are creepy fun. On a Chinese train you get from point A to point B in a sneeze. Instead on a US train, they are so slow that you can see how your clothes go out of style. On a US train, you can fall in love, have children and watch them grow up. On a US train you can read Tolstoy's "War and Peace" twice. On the US train you have time to learn another language. U see? US trains are exciting. They are Noisy. Stinky. Rusty. Smoky. Full of Graffiti. With vomits of all nationalities. From Mexican enchiladas to Japanese sushi. The US train is Thrilling like a horror movie. On the other hand, on a Chinese train, you get on, you sit down and Nnnnñit! You have already reached your destination. What kind of shit is that? Did you pay a ticket and for what? Where are the murders, the harassing policemen, the swindlers, the drug addicts, the international spies, the sadists, the psychopaths, the sexually depraved, the Mormons, the exhibitionists...? No. No. No. I rather to risk my life on a US train, but have something to tell my grandchildren.

Oh my god - that’s amazing

@tobyw.1688 - i would appreciate it if they were 10 minutes late but very often they are completely cancelled