This is by far my favorite ending of The Stanley Parable
@TheHermitsQuartersАй бұрын
It's the year 2019 a.d. Earth has made first contact with an alien species. The message from this mysterious alien species is, “We are here to destroy you, if you are not worthy. Send three emissaries from your species. Each can bring one item.” A lottery is held. The emissaries are chosen. A Dutch astronaut, a German Astronaut and Bellman, thank god. The astronauts are placed into the prescribed craft. It is sent up to the mothership orbiting the earth. The airlock opens. The omnipotent ominous aliens send their emissary into the vestibule of the ship. Our astronauts enter with their items. “What have you brought?” says the alien. The Dutch astronaut steps forward. “I have brought this model of a windmill. The Dutch were the first to harness the natural resources of the earth and although our species currently lives in conflict with our planet this is evidence that our people have it in them, as early as the dawn of civilization, to live in harmony with mother Gaia.” “What have you brought?” The German astronaut pulls out a pistol and says, “This is a German Luger pistol. It is the peak of German engineering. Yes, it is war-based, but your species did say you were here to destroy us if we didn't prove ourselves. This is evidence that we have it in us to follow perfect order and have perfect hierarchy and that the result can be this, this perfect piece of engineering that has literally never misfired a shot. The German Luger.” “And what of you?” Bellman pulls out a camera and says, “I brought a Hasselblad camera. It's a Swedish camera. Uh it's uh state of the art.” “Why?” “Because nobody's gonna believe this shit!”
@seansushiiАй бұрын
these people will laugh at anything
@thatonedudeaАй бұрын
I wonder if thats why when the galactic government money collapses, they use pants as a new form of currency.
@makeitthrough_2 ай бұрын
Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants: Minus One
@youdesklamp2 ай бұрын
13:05 "Go away!" "...alright." One of the most masterful choices in improv history.
@chronicbrightside87573 ай бұрын
Cool that this ended up being an entire episode in Krapopolis
@BingbongDeNiro2 ай бұрын
the name and the NFT stuff definitely lowered my expectations but i'm still very glad that i checked Krapopolis out. there's probably a far more cultured-seeming comparison to make here but i think if i called it his 'Cleveland Show' that would be an apt comparison. or his Disenchanted
@chronicbrightside87572 ай бұрын
@@BingbongDeNiro I didn't even know about the NFT thing until well after getting into the show, that's so wild. So glad that whole fad has died out at this point, but weird to think the studio heads thought that was gonna be what made the show successful, rather than, say, decent writing
@left4twenty3 ай бұрын
Here in 2024, "don't worry about elections" hits different. Let's see if hits yet different in 2025 😬
@chronicbrightside87573 ай бұрын
Hooray for improv as outlet for increasingly drunken belligerence!
@VerendumGames3 ай бұрын
They were so close to cracking the sidekick kid who the pants don’t fit for some mysterious reason-the obvious twist is his dad is still alive and they’re gonna find him under the rubble and save him, restoring the kid and his mom’s faith in miracles
@Jonathan_Finch3 ай бұрын
Holy shit, I just figured it out. Prepare to have your shit rocked! *Black screen* Title fades in: 9/12 The day after 9/11. Man wakes up in his bed with a huge hangover. He tries to recall the previous day. Face in: 9/11 He is a firefighter who gets fired. Gets super drunk. When 9/11 comes he runs into a burning building. He wants to save people. He stumbles into the room full of jeans throwing them everywhere trying to find survivors who he thinks he’ll find trapped under the jeans. He passes out. *cut back to present* he opens his closet to get ready for the day and BOOM. His closet is filled with a tsunami of jeans that take him of his feet and fill the room to the brim. He must have stolen those jeans in his drunken rage. He then gives them out to the survivors and campy roadtrip ensues. Perfect, right? WRONG. Act 2 Old Japanese man comes to tell him those jeans were made by sweatshop workers and they will come to overthrow their American oppressors. They rampage through the streets and many a jean wearing man, woman, and child are dead. He surrenders his own pair of jeans to the sweatshop workers and is again the sole survivor.
@TxWIll4 ай бұрын
8:20 How dare you, Lost is great
@kniveznor14 ай бұрын
William Pugh meh
@Cream_Sleaze5 ай бұрын
thank you
@slipknot95maggot6 ай бұрын
"What's our job..?" "Liberty" Cultural critique game crazy ...'cuz cops - .... you get it
@alcoholicgoat6 ай бұрын
That Star Trek bit felt like a humblebrag. I would have used Point Break as an example of an idea not being important. That movie is about surfers who moonlight as bank robbers. That's a stupid idea. But the movie is great. Star Trek is a good idea for a show. That example felt like Dan saying "uh yeah my show is soooo dumb like this other show that's critically acclaimed and culturally significant, yeah what does to boldly go where no man has gone before mean?" He's a good writer but he has a bit of an ego
@VertigoDefinitivo5 ай бұрын
Star Trek is a good example, though. Roddenberry pitched it as Wagon Train in space. It doesn'tt sound as the greatest idea ever (specially now that most people don't know what the show Wagon Train even is), but it was the skeleton for what eventually became Star Trek.
@CharlieHillerman7 ай бұрын
I've heard that the earliest recollection of life is often a traumatic moment😂
@CharlieHillerman7 ай бұрын
Dan's hand movements are killing me
@badad01667 ай бұрын
There is a long history of Firemen looting on the job. It was an unwritten perk back in the day. I also don't know what happened to my dad's gold fillings when he was cremated. I certainly did get them...
@christopherscott68548 ай бұрын
7:07 River boat, river boat, take me... d-down 7:07
@plastic26668 ай бұрын
Krapopolis!
@mikey40218 ай бұрын
What writing software is dan using
@fffffffff8675 ай бұрын
Final Draft
@piranhamae89829 ай бұрын
What a big baby lmao
@douglassjac9 ай бұрын
This made me finally look up the difference between a sunroof and a moonroof. It actually added a layer to Rob's joke because moonroofs dont open.
@silvernug9 ай бұрын
An Irish animator, in America, I only know of one.
@angiuangiu94939 ай бұрын
What a piece of sheet beat. I have Tourette's.
@austinrhoads10 ай бұрын
The crack metaphor is exactly how I feel about modern series. I'm so tired of big heavy over arching stories. I like stories that basically return status quo with a light seasonal theme and some callbacks.
@kielmeakin490110 ай бұрын
We absolutely do not call them potato gems
@kondinator10 ай бұрын
Paddies pub vegas edition
@nateoroni748710 ай бұрын
"thats an assumption you walked into this cave with"
@graceggale10 ай бұрын
They way Brandon got hip to pacing with the "huhu" was amazing, and his call and response with his "yes"s have me in stitches
@tonyalvizo10 ай бұрын
Saw Whistler in the new episode and immediately came here
@DirtyyJerz11 ай бұрын
"you're making it seem campy and fun" moments after pitching a cross country compilation set to Take Me Home Country Roads
@TroutBoneless11 ай бұрын
i like how in the midst of developing this insane idea, harmon has to stop and confront Jeff about his see-saw camera trick idea. Dan, thats the most sane idea in this whole video lmfao
@Tsudkyk11 ай бұрын
I think Rob is the funniest of the bunch. He is brilliantly childish and only seeks to entertain himself.
@jacebeleren42911 ай бұрын
swear to god I think dan would listen to his podcast the next day after being black out drunk and write rick and morty episodes.
@midgetmann198411 ай бұрын
Started this video and it skipped to the middle of the sketch where Rob is correcting Jeff about his face being burned and he's a different character now. Went back to the beginning, and it cracked me up when Jeff says "(this sketch) goes places you don't expect"
@jrduffy599411 ай бұрын
If we’re going with cursed magic pants, my pitch is that they were protective pants and were keeping the buildings from collapsing. Thus by removing them, our hero is responsible for 9/11 being an outright calamity. Then he spends the movie (weather he realizes it or not) distributing the protective aura to all of the people who lost loved ones due to his actions. Re-denim-ption.
@emiliea9133 Жыл бұрын
I've watched this clip so many times I can act it out.... Any chance you'll upload the "Goonies" improv?
@Sagitarria Жыл бұрын
There are a lot of projections in this cave
@hookbox6667 ай бұрын
Nice! ;)
@Sagitarria Жыл бұрын
This is basically the first book of Kapital
@CW19941 Жыл бұрын
Honestly not a bad impression and some how it got even better towards the end😂😂😂
@adamwarlock8263 Жыл бұрын
bellman is average joe. ffs, stop explaining it
@charliSOX Жыл бұрын
my favorite part was when plaid shirt guy peaked the mic
@robertwilliammee7972 Жыл бұрын
Pure, Rugged, Jeanius…
@tylerdurden4285 Жыл бұрын
"Name one thing without one... " brilliant. Edit: "Did I catch you at a bad time" actually sounded just like Whistler!
@FailSonOfAnarchy Жыл бұрын
Redenimption. 5:54 This sets up Redenimption 2: Denim Harder