Test her out first great idea

Damn good joke

You love a woman who has a husband? You mean, your Mom?

Ladies say they want a funny guy- good luck out there 🌷

You're not a priority 😹😸😹😸 but a paycheck is a priority. Grow your own dozen😹😸😹😸😸😸 Thank you, love you (not like that 😹😸😹😸)

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Sometimes my mom would make a hot dog sandwich, and that was where ahe would split the hot dog and put it on 2 pieces of bread.

😂😂 Agreed

The World is crazy

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The untie part is very important 😹😸😹😸😹😸

Not "Makes you stupid", but more like put you in peace. I wrote, I am working now in a third novel of a series and when I run out of weed, simply i cannot write, there is no inspiration or ideas! Beside, some of the more interesting conversations i had was very high!

Except we were never dependent upon Cuba for the economy.

I know dumb people. They wonder why bad things happen to them. Bad things happen to smart people too, we just know why we're idiots.

I 😂 Andrew RiverS!

Yessssss😂

This was such a great show!! My wife & I loved the entire thing. It’s amazing the way you guys critique Oklahoma, and no one had a problem with it. We didn’t come to the show just to watch Steve rip hecklers to shreds, thank goodness, because no one heckled that night! 😮 How often does that happen, Andrew?

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This is why I choose to be dumb😹😸😹😸😹😸😻😻😻

Nothing brings my mood up like watching these friends just doing what they do up there! Thanks for prepping me for what is sure to be a really complicated day! 😁💯

I once saw chocolate layer cake described as 'emo lasagna' 😅

All of you, nicely done! 😂😂😂

When i was pregnant my husband actually said: i hope he's not going to be too smart... I asked why, he said otherwise he will neber be happy 😂😂

🦃 Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 "I'm one of the good ones" My butt hole is an indoor cat😹😸😹😸😹😸😻😻😻😻😻 Thank you 😻😻😻

You and Jon deserve to have huge careers. I tell everyone to check you guys out!

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Was that woman talking while you were telling jokes.. How disrespectful 😭I mean, heckling is common in euro comedy clubs as a challenge to the comedian, but geez. You are incredible under fire. You just got another fan!

You two literally look like Steve Hofstetter paid you to pretend to be his friends. If he pays well, I'm happy for you.

You are the PNW’s version of cocaine bear Andrew! 😂

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Young Buck.

Not sure who tf you are bro but you earned a sub for 2 reasons bro, #1 Im 40, and that’s way to relatable and spot on, literally from drinking all night; to oh golly geez my back. #2) The animation on stage and laughing at yourself with the psshh, classic moves and senior comedian skills! Not sure how long you been doing it but watch some Kill Tony, keep hitting those comedy clubs, dont let the haters take your drive away, and remember why you started this career bro, good luck! 💪🏻

I love Andrew. One day I’ll catch him live.. and I mean that literally. I want him on the end of a fishing hook flopping on the deck of a pier…. See you soon buddy

I feel yA!! As in, the actual pain in my lower back from old age as I watch this with readers

Oh sugar wait till you hit 50 ugh. 😸😹😸😹😸😹😻😻😻 I heard 7 words help the algorithm thats why I always leave a stupid comment I'm not really stalking you😹😸😹😸😹😻😻😻

I’ll take 1

That was hella funny man great work !!!😂

You're gold

Hiding in the bushes,AHHH I gotcha 😹😸😹😸😹😸😻😻 PT-STD😹😸😹😸😹😸

i hope you sell those stickers after your show XD

LOL this mans got IT.

You sound like George W. Bush, but in a comedic and comforting way.

She was totaled. That is killer funny LoL big time thank you

I worked for southern company that has nuclear plants in Georgia, Alabama and Mississippi. The head IT guy at one of the nuclear plants is named no joke Homer Simpson, when he came to the head office he always brought doughnuts, he was really nice and smart and he loved the homer jokes😹😸😹😸😻😻😻

Let him try and make those jokes about the democrats and he'd get his woke Seattle a_s cancelled in a heartbeat.

The head blocking your crotch is funny & distracting all at the same time.

Premature E-joke-ulator is going on a t-shirt right now! Also, it should be the name of my upcoming comedy tour! 😂

Lololol

Toaster strudel is a semi-edible variation of Pop-tarts.

Apparently you have to Google porn before toaster strudel because I got the Pillsbury dough boy and not the sexy one 😸😹😸😹😸😹😻😻😻😻😻 Ewe gross I looked it up 🤢🤢🙀🙀🙀😹😹😸😹😸😹😹😻😻😻