561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls
52:59
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560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes
54:17
542: No Such Thing As Darts Vader
56:21
538: No Such Thing As A Sausage Cat
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@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn Күн бұрын
Amid increasing division and rising authoritarianism in so much of the world, I find the news about people not wanting a swastika tattooed on their face quite heartening!
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn Күн бұрын
"Ah shit, mate!" is modern Australian for eighteenth century Swedish for ancient Latin for "Et tu, Brute?"
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn Күн бұрын
Even an eighteenth century Swedish monarch couldn't get a doctor to make a house call? The state of health care!
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn Күн бұрын
If "cob nobbler" is a "grunge term", and therefore a 90s word for a loser, how come Beck didn't mention it in the song? I think this list of "grunge terms" might be crazy with the Cheez Whiz!
@WNeal
@WNeal Күн бұрын
The number of movie facts Dan gets wrong in this is painful.
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 Күн бұрын
Tattoo on inside of botton: Made Ya look!
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn Күн бұрын
Let me just get my ultraviolet miner's helmet...
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 Күн бұрын
1/4 pint of brandy Sounds like somebody padding an expense account.
@abegarfield7031
@abegarfield7031 6 күн бұрын
The James Bond theme, James Bond is back by John Barry wasn't used until the second film: From Russia with love.
@MichaelRichard0
@MichaelRichard0 7 күн бұрын
Awful = full of awe deserved more of a reaction.
@dendroleon
@dendroleon 7 күн бұрын
whoa, did not expect to hear a reference to jack the dipper (NC ice cream shop) on this podcast!
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 8 күн бұрын
"Brilliant Blue G" completely sounds like a rapper name - a candy rapper!
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 8 күн бұрын
I find Boring Spice quite interesting, actually.
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 8 күн бұрын
"All crazy golf is mini, but not all mini golf is crazy." Now I want to see a crazy golf course that is huge, a "Honey I Shrunk The Golfers" situation, where the clubs are way too big for anyone to wield, and players must shove or kick the balls with all their might to get them through the windmills, etc.
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 8 күн бұрын
Note to self: Decline any invitations I may get to "Ladies Night" at "Jack The Chipper". Also, seek clarification from any man who describes himself as a "hero".
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 8 күн бұрын
I'm just glad Leon Skum hasn't bought Mars already, Fish is neither Spice Nerds or the Wiggles.
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 8 күн бұрын
That is not the DISTURBING part of the cats movie. CGI versions with and without cat butts added/removed
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 8 күн бұрын
In the US Rupert Murdoch's Fox news had Tucker Carlson complaining Green wasn't sexy anymore and in the 60s the rumor/marketing was "the green ones make me horny" as reported by Tardy Turtle on "Greg the Bunny". Tucker has since become a "psycho-fan" of Putin and has his own show on RT.
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 8 күн бұрын
In PGA events you can start with as many golf balls if you want but you cannot add equipment as you go (and you don't want to cripple your carry with 6 dozen) but Tiger was popular and made most of his money from endorsements, so signing at least 1 ball per hole made him popular with kids and dads (and a few moms)so the caddy should have kept an inventory and stopped the giveaway when they were down to (holes left + 5)
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 8 күн бұрын
You should definitely watch as much as possible of the stage performance of Carrie's Wishful Drinking (includes Her daughter's question if she "dated" a certain actor would that be "hollywood incest" Carrie requires a 16x8 chalkboard to check it out. Family Guy's Stewie does a version on the garbage island.
@MichaelRichard0
@MichaelRichard0 10 күн бұрын
Krump A.K.A. Buck is more like what stepping used to be on college campuses in the 80's in the US and it's become kind of an offshoot of hip-hop moves. (see TIGHT EYEZ)
@Zargouski
@Zargouski 11 күн бұрын
The irony about Jake The Snake too, is that he's actually one of the smartest wrestlers you can find. His addiction to drugs is what always got him in trouble.
@pablorivero666
@pablorivero666 12 күн бұрын
Don't worry about joking about us guys we do with you all the time. We have lots of jokes of people jumping from balconies for instance. 😂
@MichaelRichard0
@MichaelRichard0 12 күн бұрын
The geek shall inherit the Earth. (probably)
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 14 күн бұрын
I think there is something to the idea that humans rivalries are descended from age-old sexual selection practices, not in terms of anyone selecting the sexiest competitor, but the way that males of many species go up against each other to secure the opportunity to mate, like our friends, the Sarcastic Fringeheads. They don't have to hurt each other, they just have to establish which one is more sarcastic. kzbin.infoTeTd9IRE5Z8
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 14 күн бұрын
"It feels like he sort of won the moral victory there, doesn't it. He may have lost the contest..." I'm sure that Anna meant to go on to say "but I think we can all agree that he was the bigger person."
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 14 күн бұрын
RIP Andy's Cotton-Eyed Joe reference.
@cynthiahogan4598
@cynthiahogan4598 15 күн бұрын
Those Ozzies are certainly enthusiastic!
@abegarfield7031
@abegarfield7031 15 күн бұрын
Most of those Bruce Lee stories are bullshit. He wasn't near sighted, in fact he had really good eyesight. He had 2 testicles but one was undescended at the time he was drafted. Everyone has one leg longer than the other, birth is an organic process, therefore perfect symmetry is impossible. He didn't flee to America, (Oliver Stone made thst up, like everything in that ridiculous film) he was born and raised in San Francisco and lived tnere his entire life, he occasionally visited his father (and made a number of films as a child) in Hong Kong. There's no mystery to his death. He committed suicide by taking a herbal painkiller which contained an ingredient that he had an allergy to. He knew about this he knew everything about his own body, so he would have known what he was allergic to and would have known every ingredient in whatever he put into his body. Also Bruce Lee wasn't a pussy, there's no way pain bothered him and he wouldn't hsve taken a painkiller for it's intended purpose.
@tarrinarkinson
@tarrinarkinson 15 күн бұрын
love you guys
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 15 күн бұрын
When I was in college I played D&D with Kent Game Brokers and our nemesis was the California Institute of Anachronism (KGB/CIA)
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 15 күн бұрын
So Kim Jong Un cannot fold space anymore ? Did he run out of Spice?
@Addy_Hawaii
@Addy_Hawaii 15 күн бұрын
Cindy Campbell is the true legend.
@ppodism
@ppodism 15 күн бұрын
This is the first episode in 3 years I’ve been the first to comment on!! Happy Christmas
@ppodism
@ppodism 15 күн бұрын
Insomnia has its advantages
@edlabetski
@edlabetski 16 күн бұрын
Such arrogance and ignorance throughout.
@edlabetski
@edlabetski 18 күн бұрын
Iq is dropping so hard on this podcast sadly. Loved it when they were trying
@edlabetski
@edlabetski 18 күн бұрын
Iq is dropping so hard on this podcast sadly. Loved it when they were trying to
@edlabetski
@edlabetski 18 күн бұрын
Wow what a condescending ad. Hey get your senile parents a shiny picture
@pdoot
@pdoot 19 күн бұрын
I think they need a smaller table! 😅. I love that the energy has sustained so strongly between these four for so many years. I can't remember my life without fish ❤️
@MichaelRichard0
@MichaelRichard0 19 күн бұрын
I vomit on people attacking me and it doesn't work. Maybe I'm not doing it right.
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 21 күн бұрын
"Some priest holes have their own priest holes." So, today I learned what priests have in common with parasitic wasps.
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 21 күн бұрын
There is a song called Moon Over Miami, but it has not succeeded in convincing the moon to become exclusive to the sky of Miami; that faithless sphere still gets around the whole earth! kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3PEc5dvqdF9i8k
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 21 күн бұрын
Slava Irkutsk!
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 21 күн бұрын
There are several videos of snakes swallowing their own tails. The one that makes me feel less worried about what happens to the snakes when the video ends is this one, where the snake's keeper shows his trick for getting the snake to unswallow its tail: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqaulql5aseifMk
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 21 күн бұрын
Dan is correct - according to The Simpsons, Barry White loves snakes, and snakes love Barry White! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHW8e5Z4pL9soac
@MollyBlueDawn
@MollyBlueDawn 21 күн бұрын
If Anna is worried about offending people with her pronunciation of the name of a fine dining establishment in Chicago, she should distract them by getting Dan to pronounce "Chicahrgo."
@CheshireTomcat68
@CheshireTomcat68 22 күн бұрын
Weakening the gene pool by letting snakes survive that weren't strong enough to get out of the egg. At some point the guy will get bored and no snakes will survive getting out of the egg.
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 22 күн бұрын
Jabba is a Hutt!! the language has been noted as Huttese, I think that was when Han and Jabba were "walking"
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 22 күн бұрын
Moon over myHammy is also a dish at IHOP (international house of Pancakes)
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 22 күн бұрын
The pythons became a problem after Hurricane Andrew, they don't know if it was a pet shop or multiple home snake owners (one is not a problem, like lawyers)
@RichWoods23
@RichWoods23 22 күн бұрын
I had a copy of 'Splinter of the Mind's Eye' when I was a kid in the 70s. It was more believable than the novel of 'Star Wars' because the final edit of the film made for a better story than the script Alan Dean Foster was issued with before production and editing was complete. The 1979 film of 'Dracula' was also accompanied by a reprint of the novel with eight pages of photos from the film inserted in the middle of the book. It shows you how Frank Langella's Dracula dies, but doesn't really spoil the story because Bram Stoker killed him a different way 82 years earlier!