You forgot the intermediate

0:36 “Mr. Squidward Tentacles”

when the clarinet concerto played at around 04:30 I started screaming and crying bc i have such trauma from playing this XD

the classic hot cross buns 😂

Background noise isn't that bad. I kinda enjoy it. Sets the mood. lol

OMG I'm a Reeder. NOOOOOO! The Goldilocks of woodwinds. ROTFLMAO

2:28 this is me on my cheap ass bari sax in highschool (i can make any instrument sound good in a week if i practice 3 hours a day)

Definitely accurate Couple additions though: -The kid who was really good in middle school, but stops practicing (Usually prodigy freshman subtype) -The kid who only plays it because one or both their parents forced them/also did -The kid that gets good out of nowhere For me, I'm the 2:30, still use the same ol' bundy from middle school, but somehow second chair in symphonic band.

Bro im a beginner in our band class (6th grade, but there's only 4 of us clarinetists lol.) but im technically a pro since everyone else can't play a C somehow during tuning.

2:18 scv 2018 reference?

5:11 My whole band in a nutshell:

I am a middle schooler but I think I'm at least ok 😅

I Could hear the air coming out of his mouth

You forgot the guy who abused their clarinet and never paid attention to

I was the one always slurring my music.

I’m the guy with the expensive instrument but really sucks. I have a $5000 concert clarinet and I cannot even play a scale. I mean once I get to them high Notes all you’re gonna hear is squeaking like hell from me

Hey man can I get into NYU with a 3.7 unweighted GPA and a 3.9 weighted GPA? I also grew my business’s TikTok account to over 50k followers and generated around $925,000 in revenue from the business."

I’m the reeder…

You need to pay for my therapy

Why does the beginner have better tone than me😢

im definitely the one jealous of the first chair

For some reason, I can't stand Mr. Circles.

I’m definitely the reeder

2:53 I played this on the piano for my grade 6 exam and it really is easier then it looks. I know it's different in clarinet, I play the clarinet too.

You forgot the Clarinet play who thinks they play trumpet

That fact that he played hot cross buns is so real

Next do bass clarinet players!

i almost died when i heard the no tonguing

Highshcool clarinetist/a bunch of other woodwinds kid too! How do you even get a store to let you busk

0:49, 5th and 6th grade used that but my jazz band used the 3rd and jazz version too. In middle school i used the Tradition of Execelene and Foundations for Superior Performance

As a beginner who’s played the clarinet for like a month the beginner who thinks they’re a pro Is the worst playing I have ever heard

9:16

Is my section the only people who starts to make rowing motions with their clarinets?

:3 2024:33?

you have no ap calculus bc, or ap physic c, you expected to be rejected by mit and caltech

OBOES SUCK

6:32 is me but i clean my intrument theres just so much spit after

Im the one who always tongues 🥲

You forgot the person who breaks their reeds for fun then wonder why they have no reeds

Squidward even dropped his clarinet when he watched it

being a clarinet player this is VERY TRUE

This isn’t even on the topic of clarinet but somehow megalovania from undertale is on the forbidden songs list in my band class 💀

We need the one where looks like a Frog when he plays

I am Mr. Circles hands down

I'm 100% the reed guy.

does anyone know what concerto that was 😭😭

You forgot the one who can't play with the Register key

very nice

You forgot the kid who has played for all there life and still can’t play any song without squeaking on every note

I’m the guy with the expense instrument, but I suck