Mark W (MarkXX)

If a man walks into a restaurant, and asks for a pie, but instead receives a lobster hammer from the waiter, who is actually a creature composed entirely of tears and sneezes, a rift shall open up in the universe and show the man that the lobster hammer is in fact, not a lobster hammer at all but the eternal bleakness of eternity. You shall then see the harsh reality that you are in in fact a solitary emu skating through the galaxy of toffee ice cream, and that the correct answer to this question is as follows:

"No thank you sir for I wield the true lobster hammer! Bane to all pine cones for I am the world's first and only heterolentual pine cone slayer!"

Yes.

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