because of his diet

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When a comedian announces their shtick at the beginning of the routine is when I tune out: Mom, gay, drunk guy, autistic, ADD, immigrant, midget (like we didn't?) and/or alien interdimensional omniscient being... after that it's all like watching a clock tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, ti... stop!

She's my cousine's Doppelgänger on a few levels, or frequencies, and we are all the same age. Agree and note her observations, ear? regularly?

Almost 7 minutes in... had to move on from this video.

A special so good that they posted it twice!

HILLARIOUS!! You are incredible! Can't wait to see you LIVE!

Entertaining and very original. Hearing dish washer and clit in the same sentence for the very first time. I'm 57.

Well, they are sausages. Not hot dogs. We sizzle them, not boil. And there is no signs for direction. They're always at the front entry.

So her 1st joke she clears shes either Old Money or No Gag

Lol my button broke at 30, and i realized i didn't need to like em at 40. Lord its freeing

She is great.

LOL

Guy could smell trouble.

Low bar for comedy

Sovl

Thank you Open Bar!

The best part is that the liberal lawyers don’t believe an unborn baby already uniquely formed and breathing is not a baby, but a construction site is absolutely an abortion clinic. They’ll defend a half built building but not a fully formed baby😭

I am sorry, I don't want to offend but this is going to probably offend, however, HOW IS HE THE SAME COLOR AS THE BRICK BEHIND HIM?!

That was great 😅

😂😂VERY FUNNY!!👍🏽😂😂

This is THE best joke of all time I think

This woman is so inspirational, More people need to have her attitude. She is the very personification of the old saying "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade".

The web the next morning said, "Show Vanistic Pig".Templeton just looked away from it and grumbled, "Well, I don't think it's spelled right, but who knows what spiders think. It should probably say Breakfast Pig, if we're going to be honest."

Absolutely dead-on right about Quagmyre. Excellent impression.

Very funny gal! However, Oklahoma City tests their sirens Saturday's at noon. Never a Monday at 2.

Hey your kiddos cute 😂

good grief , this was awful. cant watch

I just met this guy today, and I'm glad i did because I actually haven't come across his stand up before and he's pretty good.

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That's a fair question lmao

I must get back to my sim racing now, i did what i needed to do, acting like i'm running from the red and blue, take both pills and watch what happens, Like Neo, this is Evolution.. It's been good talking with you. Amen. be loved brother, fear not the creation of sin. Amen. Wear the crown upon your crown, shed a tear from within, let the hatred sink, and let the weed flow. Air goes in, Happiness comes out. Like the 80Eighty banner locking the sin from the technology in my closet within, metaphorically speaking of course. XD

I talk upon this screen, for this is the play he sees, Technology is not only sin, a creation of him to win, but also a ploy for people like me to play and win. The next Evolution has begun. Amen. The Fallen Anghels of Lucci Aparadus' conviction will soon rise and conquer him when the end of sin begins. God is Creation, God is Evolution, God is Star Wars, for God is everything within the mind he gives, as well as the corruption of sin. Lucci Aparadus' i've found my calling, and accepted my gift, the Tattoo is my way home, for the Son Jesus the lights the way will be locked no more. Lucci Aparadus we're coming for you. Many people are awaken, many people wil continue to come. soon there will be a sea of marks, more than 144 thousand you normally arranged for. know your place Lucci, your wings are mine. Amen, thank you Father. Rest well on tonight the Sabbath of your divinity. For when the sun sets tomorrow Eve, you arise for the final days of Judgment, repent, the end is near, have no fear and find the true faith through all religions, have no hate,. for we all have a place. There's a heaven for a G, go see Tupac, there's a Heaven for the Joker too you see, go have fun and see, respawn with the best of them and see if a life of mayhem is for thee.

There's a reason why people were led to this generation being that of Z, because when the last child of it is born, the sea will be Barren, like the modern chat of World or Warcraft, and the clouds will not cover that of the Son Jesus. Lucci Aparadus' reign has come to an end. No more sacrifice for your sin. the darkness is coming to an end, you will see the light again. Brother Lucci we're coming for you, it's time for you to lose your wings.

Pretty crazy how this shit just flow's out as you're reading it huh? Shadow ban after Shadow ban you will not stop the word of our Father who reigns above the Universe. Supreme Being of creation. Me and my brothers 3 will soon be set free. No more sacrifice for your sin. The time has come for Lucci Aparadus to lose his wings.

Someone tell this guy if he doesn't have any mental issues, or supremely high BP to get a scrip for Contrave, not only does it increase metabolism and decrease appetite, but it increases Libido as well, F the "fun" blue pills, i lost 100 lbs, had to quit because they countered my Schizo meds and i went apeshit a lil XD. but im still losing, stil not as hungry as i used too when i was 523, and still losing weight. JUST CONTROL HIMSELF is all he has to do, and it'll fall off like water from a leaky town water tower. 100lbs in 3.5 months BTW. Of course i was cleaning a 2100 SQ Ft house and moving into it every day pretty much too XD

Mike Armstrong, never heard you before, but I love your stuff! To the lady in the front row with the dark hair, glasses, white shirt and blue pants, I love your energy during this show. =)

Excellent set. 😅

I hear laughing, but I don't hear any comedy

BWAhahaha That's going to be the new nickname for each of the neighborhood kids... HEY! Turdclipper!! Oh hell YES!! That's a definite keeper! You nailed Kidd Rock/ Chin Wok or rather, Kidd Wok hilariously spot on! You are every child's perfect story teller... I can only imagine what you would do with Winnie The Pooh... You could call him, Chinny the Woo! Great set, awesome delivery and well worth the listen, Mr. B. I'd give it three generations of Wu thumbs up! ~This panel has decided that you get an extra generation of thumbs up, for the clitoral car wash!🤣😂🤣~

Love you man! Weird crowd

My ninja!!! We loved the show! Much ❤ from the Springs!!!

Love the new stuff Mark and all the classics had me laughing so much rock on my ninja

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That’s not Boston’s- that’s New York !

Ikr

David Jones makes me laugh til I wet myself. Funny as hell.

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He does a great Redd Foxx 😅

"Monday Valium, Tuesday Qualudes"😅