Characterization: Some people are as fast as Ferraris when the need to make a witty comeback. Unfortunately, I'm more of a Ford Pinto.

I'm all for truth in advertising. There's a reality show called "Survivor." If it were truly reality, then everyone but the winner would die. Actually, then, I'd probably watch it.

In there bathroom there was a sign that said, "Wet floor," so I did.

A spider in the bathtub is not a big deal, unless... you find it using your lofa to clean its armpits. Then you MUST MUST buy another lofa.

Being on an airplane is like being on a burning roller coaster... At least on a burning roller coaster, the food stays warm.

-09/30/2024- @ 2249

thankyou❤️

And speaking of social media, have you ever noticed how people only post their highlight reels? It's like everyone's life is a perfect Instagram filter. Meanwhile, I'm over here " celebrating a 5th, mighty takeaway order for the week."

You know what's ironic? We live in a world where we're more connected than ever, but at the same time "solitude has never looked so perfect." We have all these social media apps designed to make us feel more connected but they end up making us feel " like human beings are quite boring when it comes down to it".

Have you ever noticed how ridiculous it is that we're supposed to have our lives figured by the time we're 25? I mean I still can't even fold a fitted sheet properly and yet, I'm supposed to know what I want to do with the rest of my life. "It's like trying to get your grandparents to stop looking at their wrist when explaining what Tic-Toc is".

Really helpful tips, with no relying on notes, and practice 30 times a day, or just improvising when you forget. I appreciate your videos! 🤘

This video is awsome, I got alot from it, Great Job!!!

Brilliant thanks

Very useful information

Gary. Thanks for your videos. I enjoy that you dive deep into the information and tips beyond the usual generic bits of information. I've learned so much and have thought more deeply about my jokes, my sets, etc, because of your videos. Just the point about creating a message and a flow of your set was an amazing revelation. I've been doing my first group of Open Mics and I've realized that getting laughs at Open Mics (with other comedians in the audience) is much tougher than I anticipated. Sometimes I hear them talking out loud to 'guess' my punchline. A bit unnerving, but I need to stay at it and hone my comedy voice and POV - and these Open Mics are a great way to do it.

My guy. Really boiled it down.

Thanks a lot, dude!

Turn up the volume bro.

Hi Gary! I appreciate the vid, really helpful. I was really surprised to randomly come across this vid as you used to host an open mic night at a bar on Brick Lane i performed at a few times. Kinda lapsed since the pandemic and now hoping to get back into performing. Cheers!

Commmeee baaaccckkkk!!!!

great thank you!!!

Thank you for putting together this very succinct list of everything a comedians needs to know to get started! After doing a dozen open mics, these are spot on ways to improve.

Need a last chapter.

Observational: It's like fight for peace. It's like drinking alcohol-free beer to get drunk.

hear about this, so why did all these jokes bomb? because they're all really shit... ha hahaa

I thought i'd see leslie nielsen in here then i realised youre covering stand-up comedies.

Have you ever been on a plane that hits turbulence? It’s like being on a rollercoaster that’s also on fire. And don’t get me started on airplane food-It tastes like they cooked the food in the same oil that they used in the engine. Then, they cook it so hard and so long until it no longer has any flavor or moisture left in it. The chicken is black and as tough as leather, and the carrots and broccoli are all charred and lifeless. Is it so much to ask that I enjoy simple last supper while the plane is careening through the air? But I can’t even enjoy something as basic as chicken and vegetables without wanting to vomit it out.

The best tips i have ever got. Thank you so much for the content. This will greatly help me in my learnings.

Be my menta

I used to be a grave digger. It’s a dying profession 🫦

Perfect video!

This was very helpful. First set coming soon.

Love it.

Good advice. Entry level venues in Sydney Austalia would be typical in that they are set up on quiet nights (Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday) no pay - there's a mic but not a stage. 3 minute sets - not for the comedian more for the venue to turn over lots of people to get as many in as possible to buy drinks. It's about buying drinks not developing comedy. It's good to test material but open mic venues is where comedy goes to die if you stay on this level for too long. You need to get past open mic and find venues more Conducive to delivering a good set (stage, mic, good production, dedicated comedy venue) audience that is receptive and there for comedy.

If you have to explain it then its not really comedy and besides that the only ones that laughs at their jokes are either a room full of people who are easily amused and will laugh at virtually everything anyway or its laugh tracks.

Ive seen most all vids on internet on comedy, wish i would have seen this sooner❤

Thank you so much!

Hi! I just wanted to say I've watched several of your videos and I just killed my first open mic last night! You've got a subscriber! (And I'm pretty picky about who I subscribe to lol)

bro, your channels fantastic, i have a suggestion, invest in a microphone. simple one from ebay. keep going man! the world needs more laughter. writing from australia.

If you are a black guy, make sure to mention you are black.

He's definitely one of my idols. If you make anymore videos (and I really hope you do!) I'd love one on the ridiculousness of Katt Williams. Like how he gets ALL of his physical jokes to land gloriously 😅 never, ever cringe. I want to do more physical comedy but no one talks about the intricacies of it.

Thank you, great value!!

I´m listening to this while I´m supposed to be working. I will do my first night as an MC today. Greatings from México!!!

Great video dude!

I’m a brand new stand up comedian doing mics in NYC. Glad I found this page, good stuff

I signed up for a free comedy course to raise money for charity with Ultra Comedy 8 weeks ago. I perform my first ever gig next Sunday and I just wanted to say thank you. Your channel has been the best help I have found on KZbin and it gets me through washing the dishes everyday which is a bonus. Thank you for giving this wonderful gift to aspiring comedians Gary.

Thank you for This video.

I like the way you talk and share your knowledge and skills. Thankyoux Kyra x😊

I really appreciate these videos, thank you

Someone let this man out of that closet!