OK, you picked my favorite movies and 100% love the vibe and approach. But iconic line, "Life is too short and I am not that tall"

estoy esperando el 3 de octubre ya la quiero ver😊

14:00 My goodness, the way I never knew how gross sounding lick spittle is. Instantly activated my gag reflex when it hit me😂😂😂😂 *cough* anyways, this is such an awesome review on Maleficent! Subscribed😤🤌 Edit: Okay oh man this was so fun😂😂😂😂😂😂, I really appreciate the corrections to the story you made. Made me as an aspiring writer have things to think about🤔.

ALFRED WOODARD????? TRY ALFRI!!!! IF YOU'RE GONNA NARRATE AT LEAST KNOW THE NAMES!!!!

I come to the island for the murder mystery, but will stay for Richard Madden's Six pack 😅

14:22 I love the way you said stop it 😭

Are Vampire supposed to be build with sixpack and shine under the sun, and giving under age teenage piggyback ride? 😂

I wish Magnifico had been the main character. His backstory sounds really interesting and it would have been great to see.

Adult tell their kid 'Don't talk to strangers'. Adult with their kid go to stranger's home and stay with Strangers.... -__-lll those parent really drop the ball on this one...

I believe there are few and few modern age female fight scene that are authenticity and relatable. Maybe because Hollywood big movie maker have define the martial arts as a mastery and state for the action movie protagonist nowadays, and everybody want a piece of that pie. But If you are a female woman that start in a horror movie as a support character, mostly you are incompetent and doom to make all the mistake so the female or male lead can look good.... But still we can hope for the best, we still have movie maker like Neil Breen. Example his movie, Twisted Pair. In the fight scene's sequence in between him and his girlfriend. His girlfriend wrestling with him, than both of them fall on the couch, and she pick up a photo frame next to him, and slam on Neil Breen's head with it. Marvellous~ Neil Breen get what the audience want, and he derive it XD Unlike fast and furious 7, Michelle Rodriguez toes to toes with Ronda Rousey and Michelle Rodriguez come out on top.... She fight Freaking Ronda Rousey and she win, Bro? Maybe being a car mechanic in American require a very particular set of skills. Skills she have acquired learn from auto mechanic shop college. skills that make her a nightmare for any MMA Fright XD

6:20 ish Oh. She touched the bad magic. And once you do that you cant go back, clearly thats when SHE became the villain :p

I'm sorry, but no. Aurora is nowhere near the bottom for me. Also, the death like sleep, that's a coma. She's in a coma.

I love when I find these niche little channels deffo will be subscribing. Rod Serling has to be one of my favorite writes so this is great.

Love love LOVE your content, especially your sense of humor, so I was super stoked to see you've done a video on one of my all-time favorite shows. My dad was the one who introduced me to the original Twilight Zone series. We used to watch it together every night after dinner, and a handful of the episodes have lived on in my psyche even though I haven't seen them in almost a decade. "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" is probably my favorite from season 1. It had my 12-year-old self staring into space and coming to the sobering conclusion, "damn. No, I really wouldn't have been any better than those people in that situation." Which is a lot for a 12-year-old to come to terms with, and might explain why I was always so anxious back then, but I digress.

26:13 I looked at this a dozen times, convinced it was a hole. I now see that it's a row of hedges and wonder what happened to my eyes.

5:25 your delivery of lines like this make these videos so funny 😂😂

This felt good to do. Necessary, even! What are your favorite episodes from the first season and what are some of your memorable takeaways? Sharing is caring, streamers!

28:16 how dare you, Aurora 😡

11:55 that’s one of the few parts I didn’t like. I feel like it took away from what happened to mal

8:57 I love that because neither character believes in true love anymore

Maybe there was just a lot of readily available ketamine in the ambulance, and that’s why everyone seems asleep or numb

One of the comic book movie channels suggested that there were major rewrites that necessitated the mismatched ADR, as much of Ezekiel's dialogue was changed in post. Two things are clear, the story was sketchy and they chose to release this movie with the janky ADR and edits.

Dakota Johnson definitely can drive like a mad man, or mad woman. She Drive through wall like Kool-Aid Man, without a care in the world, and at the end of the day, all she want is family..... hope Vin Diesel do watch Madame Web. If so, surely he gonna want to add Dakota Johnson in his fast & furious family's Roster XD

I stumbled on your channel while looking up videos on my latest cinematic obsession (Maleficent) and immediately subscribed. Since then I've enjoyed a few more of your videos - even watching ones on films I haven't even seen and have little interest for, just because I love the fact that you love film so much that it drives you to an uncontrollable need to express your displeasure when it's not done well, and the rapid-fire snark of your delivery. I'm also learning a lot from your analysis, as a late-to-the-game would-be writer myself, as to what flies with an admirably critical audience and what does not. So, hi... The reason I'm commenting on a 2-year-old post is because I happen to be a longtime fan of The Sandman (I cycle through reading the entire run about once a year, and still pick up on new details I'd missed before with every revisit) and I'm curious as to what you thought of season one, and I'm also curious as to why you haven't posted a review,/analysis. I was going to share my thoughts here, but (in a sort of shoe-on-the-other-foot sort of way) I don't want to color your response or spoil anything in case you never got around to watching it. Actually, if you're planning on posting about season one, now might be a good time, as they've been hinting that season two will be popping up soon - there's even a promo introducing the whole Endless family, who will apparently be featured in what sounds like a combination of the Season of Mists and A Game of You arcs, as well as parts of Fables and Reflections (so, basically, what's covered in the second Sandman Audible collection). Love your channel! Pleasant dreams!

Hello, streamers and thanks for watching! This was an interesting, flawed ride. Or maybe a ride with interesting flaws. Either way, I'm glad I reviewed it. None of the reviews I've seen since would make me want to watch it, but I think it's in that unique territory of something that should be seen to understand the criticisms rather than just listening to them. Let me know what you thought of Madame Web, and if anything about it surprised you compared to what you thought going into it!

This is the every post ww2 fiction in one movie. Watching this made me realize we need to stop with the fantasy fascism, even children movies cannot do without a n*zi empire. Not that we learned anything from it, we haven’t done anything about 10 months of g*nocide.

This is literally one of the dumbest films in existence. Plot holes, coincidences, conveniences, and contrivances galore.

The worst part to me was the end of Magnifico. The queen should've been able to free him from evil with the true love kiss. THAT would be a full circle for Disney better than the magiv mirror. He could step down as a king for his wife to rule while he kept beeing a sorcerer, teaching entire class of students magic to help make Rosa a more beautiful and safe place.

100 Year Missle!

If Sabino turned 100 at the time of the movie, how was he able to give Magnifico his wish when he was 18? Does that mean that Magnifico has been alive way longer than Sabino? 😮

This Video taught me... coffee is good, Ai is bad... Jennifer Lopez kick Simu Liu's Ass 😂

seeing Magnifico as the villain sells a bad person is a red flag

Yeah a lot of things on Maleficent 2 are much left over and needed more work on to fill up the gaps with more information, specially regarding important things as the dark faeries.

Borah is a desert dark faery, so they´re kinda more resilent to iron indeed by the resistance to dry and warm climate-environment. Maleficent and the other main guy seems to be temperate-forest dark faeries so they aren´t so resistant. So far it seems were 4 groups of dark faeries: the Desert ones, the Forest ones, the Iced/Snowy Cold Mountain Peak ones and the Jungle Rainforest ones.

On the Latin American Spanish dub, King John actually indeed says "you" instead of "her" when is attacked by his wife while being scared by Maleficent´s threathening sight. However there it´s left kinda more ambiguous as it could meant "you" either to the Queen next to him or was talking about Maleficent, so the dubbing was even more proficient than the original English, unless that actually the King thought that it was something that Maleficent was doing against him instead of his own wife right next behind him.

Something that bothered me on this later film and it was never addresed on is that actually there is even a third castle in ruins on the Moors or nearby to it, where Maleficent went to spend some time after recovering of Stephan´s betrayal and before returning into the Moors to became totally the queen there. It could be actually the lost kingdom which Ingrith mentions she came before marrying King John, and which got doomed by the clash with fairy-folk on the Moors neighors to it. However this lore was never properly connected, and it seems that Maleficent or Diaval didn´t told Aurora about that third castle on their domains.

Queen Ingrith somehow got retrieved the enchanted spindle-wheel from Stephan´s castle some time later after Aurora became the Queen of her father´s kingdom and also merged it with the Moors after Maleficent also named her regent then, but on the dinning scene when everyone is talking there, Ingrith mentions about Stephan´s castle besides the one which happens to be on the Moors and couldn´t be noticed too much because it´s done by organic materials, but then Aurora mentions she didn´t lived there in all, so it was left over for all the people which wanted to live there, either the nobles, the army or the common folk there and to keep their own part there. So as Aurora or Maleficent didn´t cared about what happened on the human kingdom, they didn´t noticed or acknowledged when someone retrieved something from that forsaken castle, and it seems the spindle-wheel wasn´t destroyed when the curse stroke on Aurora, neither someone cared to do something with that thing.

This channel needs way more videos.

Just a heads up to anyone watching this that I reviewed Rebel Moon: Part 2, but someone at Netflix blocked it. That's why you don't see it. If they ever do the right thing and unblock it, I'll make sure it's linked to here.

Is Rebel Moon 🌕 better than Madame Web🕸️😅?

Yeah, I suspect that Snyder didn't bother with the math. Apple's "Foundation" starts season one with Cleon XIII as emperor and ends season 2 with Cleon XVII. Four emperors over a 174 year period. And this is a scheduled succession due to the clone nature of each emperor; that's an average of 43 years per emperor.

That rewrite you described at the end is basically the broad strokes of the first Kingdom Hearts. Like, right down to Night on Bald Mountain being a boss fight and Mickey Mouse showing up at the very end. No joke, the weird Disney JRPG that people had honestly thought was a joke when it was first announced only to become an ongoing series of fantastic games with a mountingly overcomplicated plot that requires you to watch cutscenes from an MMO that no longer exists to understand half the plot as of KHIII, ended up being a better celebration of Disney's legacy over *twenty years ago*, compared with the movie *actually made to celebrate Disney's legacy*.

Loved this video!! I like how you try to give grace to the movie and make justifications for its choices - you didn’t have to, but it was a nice thing to do! And it makes your critiques more impactful since you’re trying your darndest to make the movie make sense

I actually liked At All Costs, to me was the best written song of the bunch only didn't seem to match what was going on and the characters singing it, like when they wrote it they had something but then it got changed and they kept it either way bc it was a good song and they didn't want to scrap it. I'm a Star on the other hand, terrible, lyrics make no sense, it starts with a question that is never answered, forced rhymes, they didn't even try with that song.

I just watched this movie yesterday and I'd like to say I thought it was an absolutely incredible movie

The chalk part likely makes sense depending on the rocks in the cavern. Many rocks will work as chalk. It just needs to be a different hardness and color from the walls themselves. I used to do that with shist that was common in my driveway growing up. The harder quartz with bits of soft mica was easy to use on the slate common to my area. I could also use brown shale to write on grey slate. Both are native to my location. Keep in mind that using rocks as chalk is a way to identify rocks. Also, chalk is a rock, a type of limestone. Limestone caves are common. In my opinion this is a rare sign of cleverness in the script. Not brilliance, but at least better than the rest of the story.

The first one was so much better the second one was worth watch sleeping beauty the original cartoon was beautiful with three fairy were so good. But maleficent was great sometimes is better leave it at one and not make second one .After saying that if was third one would go see it .good review

I put this movie on as background noise while I was doing some work the other day. I definitely enjoyed it more than I thought I would (I even stopped working to pay attention to some of the action scenes because I thought they were nicely done). I actually thought it was pretty cool that most of the movie took place on another planet, but I agree completely that the characters didn't feel as fleshed out as they could've for a two hour movie. I was also waiting for the reveal that Atlas's mom was still alive, but that never happened. As always, I really enjoyed your review and hearing your thoughts on the message of the film!

I think, one of the interesting theme and ideas the movie and all reviews skip is... what is Asha's _Wish_? Like Asha is what 17? Isn't it her last year she even remembers what her wish is? What is she feeling about it? Is she anxious or is she brave? Is she breaking the mold, attempting to become King's apprentice before her true wish can be taken away? What if she achieves her wish before it's taken away? She is such a non entity in the movie, it's hilarious considering the movie does mention pp that don't feel the same after giving their wish away and Asha must feel all sorts of things about it, and it's never brought up.