That half a second you take to respond to a text is when the manager shows up, but the second you need him he disappears and doesn’t respond on the radio

“____ Is coming today, make sure you’re looking busy at least until he’s gone” ____ has never walked in our doors at any job while I was working, want to know why I know? Because I always pay attention to see who ____ is, and not once did I EVER see anyone that matched the description of big boss man through the 4 retail jobs I ever worked

“Do you have any more of these in the back?” “Sorry, we don’t just store stuff in the back. What’s on the shelf is what we have to sell. We can’t just go open boxes of stuff to find it” “Well why not? If it’s back there why can’t you just get it for me” “It’s literally the company policy. We do not have shelves to store items on so they stay in their boxes until they need to go out onto the shelves” “This is ridiculous, I won’t be coming back here” *Real customer interaction that I had btw*

That "aaaaa" at the beginning of the song is probably something Craig hears in his Nightmares.

Gary : sir spell I cup. Mr mcironcock: I c u p. Gary: hahaha sir your so weird

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Sad 😭😭😭😭 poor boy 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

When a customer asks if i remember them Me: Ma'am I see a couple hundred people every single day, the chances of me remembering someone are very slim.

Yo dude, you know this is fake because in the New Year’s I got 1000 days of no school

Gary Gary gym Gary

I am in set 3 in all my lessons near top sets

I wake up at 7:15

Deadpool and Wolverine sucked barley passable and the other deadpool movies were grade A

1:25:15 best day of his life

So true

I am ill sorry the voices were a bit off

Eating a second breakfast in school 😂😂😂😂😂

GARY THE GOAT

Your dad's looking down at you from heaven

Oh no oh no oh no no no no no

At least new guy isn't in America..... government takes it all

legend!!!!

Write me a note so I can go to the toilet at school

It’s so annoying when we can’t go to the toilet

The way he said “over my dead body “ was so funny 😂😂😂❤❤

I’m in set 1 2 and 3

Good compilation👍👍👍👍

10:55 oh sir why dont u f***k of got me laughing

To be fair tbe £500/hr wish would be clever, the taxes come out via PAYYE

😂😂😂😂😂

I just can't relate to the regulars vs non regulars. I only open another till for staff and try to keep it open only for as long as it takes to serve the staff then i bugger off again if i can.

Ive never heard garry curse edit i liked my comment becuse no one wanted to 😢

Hi Did u get ur hair dyed it looks good

teacher: why do I hear talking?? Gary: BECAUSE YOU GOT EARS U STUPID COW!!😂😂😂😂

a bit too dramatic! 31:03

“BYE SUNFACE” 😂

Talk shit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😆🤓🤓😕😕🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

OVER MY DEAD BODY 😭😭

5:53 Give me an example of a fact: You’re a twat! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mum "come on the coronations on " Gary "isn't that a TVshow ?" mum "no that's coronation street" Gary "I was half right " got me cracking

“What the hell is going on with newborn babies at the moment” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 34:43

Running running

No

I'm in st Mary's come and never you want please😊😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂

Me too

Why is he still a pizza box on your wall 🧱😭🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱 8:55

You kind of look yellow 🟡💛💛💛💛....,..,.

What is 2024 right now it's November 2024 and it's turning 2025

My teacher banned figits but one person brought them in every day and they did not get told of

Really good content keep up the good work and keep working hard to be able to achieve your dreams