Only the white man would cut a foot from the bottom of a blanket, sew it back on the top and say it's a longer blanket
@travistheacorn8 күн бұрын
I agree lol
@adventurer75798 күн бұрын
0:57 that camera jumping is one of the most annoying bugs in the game
@honzahejsler8 күн бұрын
I once wanted to help Sasau guards againts Cumans. I killed most of the Cumans but I had accidently hit one guard and that son of b---- instantly died. After that I was arrested by those stupid guards. I am not helping guards since then.
@travistheacorn8 күн бұрын
If it's outside enough of Sasau to where you don't get a fine or jail symbol next to the town name on the map, resist arrest and take them down too lol
@Youraveragemasochisto9 күн бұрын
I think he got clipped by your mace while he was dodging, but the janky physics didn't show that
@sourvad9 күн бұрын
What game is this?
@travistheacorn9 күн бұрын
Ti's Kingdom Come: Deliverance. One of the more realistic medieval games out there lol
@thehipmusicologist10 күн бұрын
💀
@TheNirvanafan2710 күн бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who loved killing in this game
@Jakob_Reuter0910 күн бұрын
Which weapon is that
@travistheacorn10 күн бұрын
That would be the bailiff's mace!
@victorcamargo786811 күн бұрын
Can I ask about your stats because I was struggling on the 3rd duel
@victorcamargo786811 күн бұрын
3rd opponent *
@travistheacorn11 күн бұрын
Main level is 17 Strength us 19 Agility is 14 Vitality is 16 I struggled a bit before hitting higher levels on hardcore mode, especially if the fighter had a helmet with a face guard lol
@CAepicreviews11 күн бұрын
It's great because if you dont try to loot him in this, for me he just immediately gets up, sits down at the table and starts drinking after just being kneed in the fuckin face lol
@travistheacorn11 күн бұрын
I forgot that he got straight back up after fighting him in that quest lol
@kathywaltersshadrix13 күн бұрын
YOU can have them! Lol
@travistheacorn13 күн бұрын
Yay!! Lol
@thatsme-e13 күн бұрын
Fine with me!
@suzuki985714 күн бұрын
I too work at a gas station, I redid the list so it was easier to read so people would do their job
@travistheacorn14 күн бұрын
Our lists are everywhere and has been drilled in everybody here almost every week. This gas station just runs on laziness and chaos half the time lol
@michaelwatts308414 күн бұрын
Call them bitches out n to find a new job is so easy now a days
@travistheacorn13 күн бұрын
I'm trying to find a new job and applied to several places and have had no luck so far lol
@619rider614 күн бұрын
Felt that
@gabeshore119314 күн бұрын
It is braindead workers happens everywhere
@chimchimchom428216 күн бұрын
What mission is this, I haven’t seen this before?
@travistheacorn16 күн бұрын
That is a side quest for executioner Hermann called money for old rope. He offers 2 side quests and that's thr last one he offers
@chimchimchom428216 күн бұрын
@@travistheacorn alright I never had a sidequest for him before, luckily in my current play through I’m in Rattay so I will check him out
@kriegrrr19 күн бұрын
He felt a lucky throw coming his way
@travistheacorn18 күн бұрын
I'm lucky. TOO lucky if you ask him! He'll be keeping a close eye on me!
@onurguardian900420 күн бұрын
I am a Turk, and we cant keep that secret no more, that was the reason why Ottomans couldnt proceed deep in European lands :)
@travistheacorn20 күн бұрын
I absolutely understand that! I wouldn't have wanted to be anywhere near a place like Prague in medieval times either lol
@freddykreuger775020 күн бұрын
Which mace is that?
@travistheacorn20 күн бұрын
That would be the bailiff's mace! I rocked a Morganstern I took from a bandit for the longest time before becoming bailiff of Pribyslavitz lol
@freddykreuger775020 күн бұрын
@@travistheacorn thanks
@AbraKadabraCzaryMaryHokusPokus21 күн бұрын
What quest is that?
@travistheacorn21 күн бұрын
I forgot the name of the quest, but it's when Reeky tells you Timmy is at the windmill and his sister will tell where he is hidden in that cutscene. You'll get cornered by those bandits looking for Timmy and you can either tell them where he is, lie about his location, or intimidate them
@nilbrotto21 күн бұрын
Don’t you just love when they keep running around you, blocking your entire vision due to the fact that they are spinning and being chest to chest distance? I love this game so much!😅
@travistheacorn21 күн бұрын
Oh it's definitely annoying, especially when you have just master struck someone and as you go gor a counter, one from behind starts laying into you lol
@ltme413422 күн бұрын
Yeah look at the ingredients in that thing. Might taste good but it’s absolutely horrible for you.
@travistheacorn22 күн бұрын
I'm here for a good time, not a long time lol
@aaronsmith594722 күн бұрын
Looks great!
@DerEchteBold23 күн бұрын
Haha, what the hell?! They often turn on Henry in certain places but I haven't seen this thing happen in thousands of hours! This is South of Ushitz, right?
@travistheacorn22 күн бұрын
Southeast to be exact lol. I was omw to take care of the last Cuman amp for Robard, and came across the ambush lol
@blooperman199722 күн бұрын
They'll turn on Henry for two reasons. Either he hits them by accident, or he fires an arrow into the melee. Even if you hit an enemy, the arrow going near them makes the AI think you're firing at them. Same thing happened here. You can see the guard 1 hit the guard 2 at around the 3 second mark while trying to hit the bandit, which aggroed guard 2 onto guard 1. The game's ai isn't great.
@travistheacorn22 күн бұрын
Oh I've had the Rattay and Talmberg guards turn on me plenty lol. It was their fault for running in front of me attacking bandits lol. Gotta love the AI lol
@DerEchteBold22 күн бұрын
@@blooperman1997 No, that's not what I meant, there are a few places, for example on the road between Kohelnitz Mill and Ledetchko or between Rattay and Neuhof, along the trees or on the road south of Merhojed Mill towards Samopesh and others I can't remember, where the guards will ALWAYS turn on you if you try to help. As soon as you hit one of whoever they're fighting they will turn on you or they will try to arrest you afterwards. I'm not sure if it's a bug related to those specific places or the kind of skirmish because as far as I remember it's always low/mid tier fighters.
@maatoha909723 күн бұрын
And in the middle of a violent drunken adventure, Henry remembers Teresa :)
@maatoha909723 күн бұрын
Ok, i forgot we wrote it this explicit :D
@maatoha909723 күн бұрын
Oh this one bugged out a bit :)
@maatoha909723 күн бұрын
In the beginning i mean.
@BlaKMaMba8126 күн бұрын
Knew from day one she was a freak 👀😂
@typhoons318526 күн бұрын
First
@Emerald_Wolf26 күн бұрын
Is this what our ladies always trip over? Nothing
@Heblo26 күн бұрын
John Cena in KCD confirmed.
@skiff_fps27 күн бұрын
Lmfao
@Rooster29r27 күн бұрын
Yeah very underrated
@lxlxst29 күн бұрын
ur local circle k cashier at 3am
@travistheacorn29 күн бұрын
Pretty much lol
@wyattking-rx2pv29 күн бұрын
All of those jokes made me laugh
@wyattking-rx2pv29 күн бұрын
Seeing this video made my day better
@nerd-pl4rdАй бұрын
How dare you eat your daughters cookies
@travistheacorn29 күн бұрын
Oh she has wnty more in the pack lol
@skinner4494Ай бұрын
Well it's a gas station so..
@travistheacornАй бұрын
Hey some gas station food is good, just not really that burger lol
@Rooster29rАй бұрын
Earned a subscriber
@guggeohman-q7lАй бұрын
Im number one 1 😂
@chickenchit2937Ай бұрын
Kurt kobain
@c.f9639Ай бұрын
You look like you are about to assassinate a president
@salmanabbas894Ай бұрын
So cring
@jeffbonillas303Ай бұрын
A few weeks ago I had a customer offer to show me his girlfriend's chest if I sold him beer
@kylesteen7205Ай бұрын
So? Howd they look?
@jeffbonillas303Ай бұрын
@@kylesteen7205 Boobs aren't worth my job. But he was looking pretty red after the slap he got
@eternalanubis4205Ай бұрын
I feel that 100%, everyone's always trying to ask the clerk to get beer after hours, I told one person yeah if you can pay the several thousand dollars in court fees 😊 and do all the jail time for me then yes I'll sell you some beer otherwise have a great day
@skibidisheeshLOLАй бұрын
as a native american i find this hilarious
@jimmyprueter5489Ай бұрын
bro relapsed
@FukshitАй бұрын
Lmfao Somehow u made it so interesting causing me to watch the whole thing 😂❤