1:20 the eyes are a little off, rather to wendy but that mf’s clearly looking at him so i believe craig was meant to do the same.

1:38 the first time i heard that understood that as „can i make out with you some time” (so he gets tourretes too) lmaoo

1:41 For a long time, i thought he said "baby" instead of "maybe" anx i was like why are u gay until i turned on the subs

*Craig in the scene with Thomas* Craig: *simping like the simp he is*

The First time i joined the south Park fandom i thought Butters was tweek💀💀

Could you pick a less legible font next time please, this one is too easy to read...

Craig def has a thing for blond guys..

If this is canon, south park creators are very detailed

don't forget the episode where the girls turn into slu1s and have a party and Craig is completely horrified to see Clyde after having... with a girl You also have the episode where everyone in South Park turns into metrosexuals and Craig fights with Cartman claiming that he is the gayest of them all

Yea i still like creek

POOR TOKEN 0:42

BRO WHAT SONG THERE PLAYING😭 0:36

5:33 OH NOOOO JIMMY MY BOI

did he just call him baby

LMAO the one at 4:04 looks like craig’s dad

At the start you had a chance to say "gays" instead of "guys"👍🏼

Laundry... looks like his love language is acts of service

Imagine going for a person who will legit curse at you

"so I just got a glass and cut it."WTF THERES SO MUCH BLOOD

3:31 OMG😭❤️

Cap old Craig was better

“Cuz they’re ugly and they stink!” “YEAHAHANHEHSHAHAJ”

What the fuck

My type is weird badasses,blondes with anxiety, and people with Tourettes

I actually do have that 😭😭

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

CRAIG ALWAYS HITS ON THE CHITTERY ANXIETY FULLED ONES 😨😭😭

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for 100$. I was so happy, but then four kids from school came to my house. And said I should use my 100$. To invest in becoming a peruvian flute band they promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but then the government arrested us. Along with all the other peruvian flute bands. And took us to a internal camp in miami, we begged to go home but instead the government told us they were sanding us to Peru. And so that is why I am now in Peru. If I die let it be known that is it because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

I would be soo happy

i fucking hate this bullcrap HE IS NOT GAY CRAIG WAS HOMOPHOBIC AT ONCE

The first one is actually true

Craig will see a boy with a mental illness and go, “that’s my boyfriend now”

Hm ok🤌

Craig has a taste for people with tourettes dang

now all the shit is "gay" yo gtfo of here

Tweek and Craig had a fight. Fandom says “they must be in love.” Tweek and Craig get a Yaoi fan base that imagines them together. Matt and Trey see the fandom loving Yaoi with Tweek and Craig Matt and Trey make Tweek and Craig canon. This. Actually. Happened.

canon

the thought of craig having love interest before tweek… idk y’all

I guess he likes blondes. Specifically ones that freak out all the time

Ik Craigs sais „do your laundry maybe” but i always hear it „do your laundry baby” EVERY TIME 😭

2:01 as a skullcandy crusher user, what is the problem with skullcandy

these are SO ACCURATE OMG

craig’s type is the mentally ill-

"Homeschooled kids don't deserve rights" Why so mean 😿

i was just watching this video then i see "homeschooled kids don't deserve rights" and I was like "YEAH!" then I realized I'm homeschooled.

The first one makes no sense, your telling me you wouldnt be finding a kid in a huge hamsterball retarded and you wont pick on him, hell everyone starts beating him up after he gets out, and butters and stan both wanted mark to be their friend. Biden is a huge leap, and the third kid well its south park they make the kids fucking weird dude plus craig likes insulting people so of course he was shocked by him doing it.

Craig is a practical guy. He looks for the most effective physical solution to a problem and so he isn’t as emotionally available as the guys he’s into. The way Craig shows his affections is though actions like doing laundry or giving practical advice as opposed to talking about it.

TWEEK THEN

1:47 "I am the shady character >:))"