October 21st 2024; Dad died. Merry Christmas all.

*no link* LIAR!

Vegetarian s be like 👁️👄👁️

Get a divorce

Lies

Wow

Good for your brother 😅😅😅😅

The typos at the start 😂 « Butt weight »

Malicious compliance

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I am of two very different minds about this. First, I don't believe anybody should tell anybody about their engagement for the first month(ish). Societally, the prospect of marriage puts a lot of pressure on a relationship, and as soon as other people know, no matter how excited or well-intentioned they are, they add to that pressure. I think it's important to keep the engagement secret for awhile until you both get comfortable with the idea and figure out how to manage the resultant pressure, and then start sharing the news. But it's totally fair to say that if you ARE telling people about your engagement, it's extremely bizarre for someone not to tell their best friend, and if that best friend is of a compatible gender and has previously demonstrated sexual or romantic interest, that's a definite red flag. Marriage is one of the biggest commitments that a person can make, and the consequences of a poor choice can be extremely far-reaching. If you are EVER not 100% sure of your partner, call things off immediately.

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This guy is a brilliant comedian.

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I wonder how he met her? Dumpster diving?

You should put itching powder on your stuff so that if she steals it

Yeah she loves your money

Nice

No never tell her! This is so sweet!

I have a 😂

Good

Your girlfriend is a man

I'm entirely confident this is 100% AI generated bullshit. Not just the voice but the entire thing. It's rage bait

Ryan is a sociopath and should be arrested.

We are not 😂

So cutr

If OP warned him to not prank her like that and he still did it then its completely his fault. If his only intention was "making sure she didnt miss the new years eve" then he wouldve woken her up gently and WITHOUT a MASK.

that’s wholesome

What a bastard!

ai voice and a fake reddit story

I feel like this is an ad

Mission failed successfully💀

Sometimes the best way to fight the system is not to rebel against the system, but to exploit the system..

THis can't be a real story, if so, are they both like 15 years old? lmao

If your iPhone isn’t water resistant, it was probably time for an upgrade. Never use electronics after they’ve gotten wet until they are completely dry. Water is a conductor.

Why lie ?

I’m not going to 😂

The new rules will ff😢

Get a life

This was not even 1 minute long Definitely not 3 (the max (i think))

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Good for you 😅😅😅

Let us know how it goes

Great story. Not vague at all 🙄

So let me get this straight this guy's Amish family made homemade toothpaste which had the same materials as a name brand toothpaste but how the toothpaste the thing created to freshen breath and clean teeth doesn't freshen breath and clean teeth

Nice

Nice

white is one thing. whats the issue with the breath

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