The Prayer of the Flowers
1:37
19 сағат бұрын
Death and the Orange
1:06
Күн бұрын
Death and Odysseus
1:51
14 күн бұрын
The Guest by Lord Dunsany
3:22
21 күн бұрын
The Workman
1:35
Ай бұрын
The Raft Builders
1:47
Ай бұрын
Wind and Fog
2:01
Ай бұрын
To a Dreamer by H. P. Lovecraft
1:20
The Door by Henry S. Whitehead
11:57
The Hen
2:48
2 ай бұрын
The Sphinx at Gizeh
2:28
2 ай бұрын
A Year of Weird Tales
2:11
2 ай бұрын
The Last Entry by Meredith Beyers
5:17
Moon Patrol
3:22
3 ай бұрын
The Death of Pan
1:27
3 ай бұрын
Charon by Lord Dunsany
2:47
3 ай бұрын
The Assignation by Lord Dunsany
1:24
Nemesis by H. P. Lovecraft
3:22
4 ай бұрын
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@hallacar
@hallacar 3 күн бұрын
So, the Run spell basically gives you diarrhea. Prune juice and castor oil sounds like some kind of home remedy my grandmother would have espoused.
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 2 күн бұрын
Either that or Gary Gygax really like bad puns and dad jokes.
@Wibstozbin
@Wibstozbin 3 күн бұрын
I can use pork rinds as a material component? Yes!
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 3 күн бұрын
🤣
@manfredconnor3194
@manfredconnor3194 2 күн бұрын
@@Wibstozbin Quieeeeek!!!! = @ ● = @ *
@TheDungeonMinister
@TheDungeonMinister 4 күн бұрын
Your read-throughs/reviews are aways an enjoyable listen.
@manfredconnor3194
@manfredconnor3194 4 күн бұрын
First! Oink! = @ )
@Wibstozbin
@Wibstozbin 3 күн бұрын
2nd
@Archaeo_Matt
@Archaeo_Matt 11 күн бұрын
I wouldn't have believed it of an orange! I mean, a pomelo, sure; everyone knows they they have an evil in their heart...from whence their bitterness seeps. Also, don't you just hate in when you choose the same café as Death for lunch? It really puts a pall over the meal. Thanks for the reading. I'm really enjoying these Lord Dunsany shorts; I listened through this one twice!.
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 11 күн бұрын
I always picture that orange as slightly dried and shriveled up. And bitter marmelade is too good a fate for it!
@rolenbishop3757
@rolenbishop3757 23 күн бұрын
can i ask when the next review is happening? i would endeavor to attend.
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 23 күн бұрын
With the holidays coming up, I'm not 100% sure what my schedule will look like. I usually stream every two weeks, alternating between an art book review and a live play of a choose your own adventure maze from Jeux et Stratégies
@TheDungeonMinister
@TheDungeonMinister Ай бұрын
Ranor hunts the Aa. Gra hunts Ranor. Zola hunts Gra. Poor Gur was just in the wrong place at the wrong time! I love the animal names. Aa. As in, "Ah, it's a saber tooth tiger!" Gur, like, "The bear says grrr."
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan Ай бұрын
And Ranor does with the Tiger and the Bear what Gra plans to do with him and the Tiger. I wish there had been more animal names, we only get three (with Brahg the mammoth). It would have been fun to see other names for mice, foxes, birds and other wildlife. BTW, I had to think about how to pronounce Aa so it didn't sound like and indefinite article with no noun following it. It would have been easy to devolve into an Abbott and Costello sketch: - "I see a" - "You see a what?"
@GrimSquirrel666
@GrimSquirrel666 Ай бұрын
Wow. I mean I could see it coming but despite that it was a good story. :)
@Archaeo_Matt
@Archaeo_Matt Ай бұрын
So true, so very true! With my luck the few words I'm remembered by will be something silly I said. This sort of reminded me of a poem I wrote years ago: *Defective Poem* This poem will enlighten you It knows the secret meaning of life It prevents tooth decay and It promotes humanitarianism This poem can shelter the homeless It can detect radioactive waste It can be used as an emergency flotation device and it makes a tasty, nutritious snack at least it is supposed to but I think It’s defective - - O’Brien Best when read by: 15 December 2000
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan Ай бұрын
...and way past it's best before date 😁
@rolenbishop3757
@rolenbishop3757 Ай бұрын
I am but a heathen. a pagan. an ignorant peasant. Even I can see that lord Dunsany is pretty badass! Thanks grumpy!
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan Ай бұрын
Indeed he is, I had heard about him when I found a beat up old copy of "The King of Elfland's Daughter" and it just blew me away. I have been looking for as much of his fiction as I could since.
@RIVERSRPGChannel
@RIVERSRPGChannel Ай бұрын
The Unearthed Arcana is one of my favorite D&D books but for other reasons.
@bearthegenxgm
@bearthegenxgm Ай бұрын
The Unearthed Arcana remains my ALL TIME favourite AD&D book! :)
@Archaeo_Matt
@Archaeo_Matt Ай бұрын
I, too, was a fan of the cantrips when they came out in _Dragon_ magazine; however, I quite agree that forcing a magic user to use a first level spell slot to memorize four cantrips on the off chance they'll prove useful doesn't encourage their use during regular play. That said, I was also unwilling to implement an "at will" magic system in AD&D; so, I made it a function of having a familiar. At first, I made it so that if you had a familiar, and said familiar was within a half-mile or within sight (whichever was greater), then you could use one cantrip per day, which one to be chosen at time of use. You got a a bonus cantrip if you had one of the "special" familiars. After _Unearthed Arcana_ came out, I turned that apprentice XP level system (neophyte/initiate/apprentice) into a level system for familiars, with corresponding increase in the amount of cantrips they could provide per day (3 or 4). I always kept it as not needing to select specific cantrips ahead of time. I did, of course, let magic users create their own cantrips at the rate of four related ones being like creating a first level spell (reverses counted as a second slot). Even with all that, I can't say they ever came up often enough to have to worry about them causing an imbalance...usually fun though when they did come up.
@elfbait3774
@elfbait3774 Ай бұрын
I was a big fan of cantrips when they came out. I seem to recall already having been using them based on Dragon articles that preceded Unearthed Arcana. To me, they make 1st-level wizards more on track with other 1st-level characters. You aren't handing them a massive arsenal of new powers, but you are handing them more magical character and a few tricks that might be put to good use by a creative player. I know when 2E came around, we came up with cantrips by school for specialty wizards, establishing the base curriculum for wizards who went into specific fields of magic. I do think that cantrips should have had better options to learn as the wizard went up in level. This could simulate them continuing to dabble with little bits of side magic as they learned more potent spells.
@hallacar
@hallacar Ай бұрын
I have heard so many versions of the haunted house and someone sticking themselves to the spot through their coat. The first was on an album from 1973 in elementary school where a boy is dared to sit on a grave at midnight and he sticks his pen knife through his coat. And from there I recognized the same plot in several other stories.
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan Ай бұрын
The first one I read was all about a kid sneaking down at night to indulge in some pastries, as he starts to make his way out, a "hand" grabs his nightshirt causing him to scream in fright. Turns out is was the closed cupboard door tangled in his clothes. IIRC, that one dated back to the 19th century and was the kid's version of that kind of story.
@nosaurian
@nosaurian Ай бұрын
now I'm very interested in checking out Teoquitla.
@Archaeo_Matt
@Archaeo_Matt 2 ай бұрын
It's nice to see/hear some of Lovecraft's poetry. Maybe not the best, in terms of poetry, but a neat perspective on the artist's overall vision. I like these reading videos...I have to admit I've consider swiping the idea to read some Japanese folktales. I was looking at my electronic copy of the "The Tongue Cut Sparrow" recently, which has some lovely old artwork in it; and, I it made me think of your reading series. Thanks!
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 2 ай бұрын
I'd love some Japanese folktales!
@Archaeo_Matt
@Archaeo_Matt 2 ай бұрын
@@grumpyoldslan Well, that settles it for me: I'll have to give it a go, for sure. Cheers!
@heroeshomebrew
@heroeshomebrew 2 ай бұрын
Daniel's Chainmail game was a blast. We had some really lucky rolls near the end.
@AndrewHewson
@AndrewHewson 2 ай бұрын
Just catching up on the stream... Kensington is an awesome game! Simple rules, but complicated in play. IIRC the reason it's called Kensington is because the two guys who invented it use to meet in a park in Kensington when they were designing the game 🙂
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 2 ай бұрын
So nothing like Mornington Crescent then?
@TheDungeonMinister
@TheDungeonMinister 2 ай бұрын
What a charming story with a surprisingly profound heart.
@jerryrichardson2799
@jerryrichardson2799 2 ай бұрын
I bought a digital copy of the first issue cheap. I thought it would be an interesting take on the era, also, I like weird fiction.
@TheDungeonMinister
@TheDungeonMinister 2 ай бұрын
Beautiful stuff, GOS!
@geofftottenperthcoys9944
@geofftottenperthcoys9944 2 ай бұрын
I still play a combo of 1st and 2nd ed, also I use some spells from the Net Spellbook as well.
@buzzawuzza3743
@buzzawuzza3743 2 ай бұрын
Looking forward to more of your reviews of the original weird fiction pulp stories.
@TheDungeonMinister
@TheDungeonMinister 2 ай бұрын
I like your Weird Tales recaps - thanks for doing them! And I really enjoy your reading of the stories. You and Ye Olde Geek both do a great job with those.
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 2 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@Coco.B.
@Coco.B. 2 ай бұрын
They lived happily ever after... disappointing ending.
@GrimSquirrel666
@GrimSquirrel666 3 ай бұрын
That was pretty good
@rolenbishop3757
@rolenbishop3757 3 ай бұрын
wrestling with a decomposing body is nightmare fuel...for sure! Ole Frank was a goodin! thanks alot Grumpy
@TheDungeonMinister
@TheDungeonMinister 3 ай бұрын
If that happened to me I'd be beside myself!
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 3 ай бұрын
🤣
@RIVERSRPGChannel
@RIVERSRPGChannel 3 ай бұрын
Cool Yes it was easy to see where it was going but interesting none the less
@yeoldegeek71
@yeoldegeek71 3 ай бұрын
And many years later, Bruce Willis would play the role.... :)
@Archaeo_Matt
@Archaeo_Matt 3 ай бұрын
Another great bit of short fiction! I saw it coming pretty early on, but does make me wonder about the confusion of the suddenly departed. On a side note, somebody once gave me a pen that actually did feel like it weighed 15-20 pounds; ironically, they gave it to me because they knew I liked to write longhand, and wanted to give me a fancy pen. Of course, I received the gift with aplomb, and never told them it was for too heavy a pend to write with regularly. Cheers!
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 3 ай бұрын
I think the author was thinking of the confusion some seriously hurt people will display and how a dead spirit may be the same. I once received a pen like that too. People don't realize how much exercise longhand writing actually is. I taught myself to write with my off-hand and the biggest obstacle to overcome was exertion and muscle cramps.
@Archaeo_Matt
@Archaeo_Matt 3 ай бұрын
@@grumpyoldslan I taught myself to write legibly with my offhand, too. I cheated a bit by copying how my friend, a lefty, held his pen by wrapping his thumb-index grip point almost 180 degrees around from my normal right-hand grip. EDIT: My grandmother was a lefty, and the nuns forced her to write right-handed, because they considered the left to be the devil's hand. She was born in 1913, so that would have been just after WWI or so. She wrote right-handed her whole life, but was left-hand dominate for most other things.
@GrimSquirrel666
@GrimSquirrel666 3 ай бұрын
Creepy, I liked that one
@Coco.B.
@Coco.B. 3 ай бұрын
The cover is indeed a cover from a book. Karl Edward Wagner's "Nightwinds" featuring Kane. He is assuredly an Anti-Hero.
@Archaeo_Matt
@Archaeo_Matt 3 ай бұрын
Fun story! I've been in some desert canyons where the air is so still that you feel like you' might've slipped into another world. When the narrator first went back to the cabin, and saw the spirits playing cards through the window, I imagined them saying, "Number Six is here, better deal him in...."
@tron3entertainment
@tron3entertainment 3 ай бұрын
First saw this game in a place then called, Family Billiards, a pool hall. They had Moon Patrol, Berzerk and Dragon's Lair.
@1krani
@1krani 3 ай бұрын
I think Cartoon Network had a game on their website that was a Dexter's Lab reskin of this.
@nosaurian
@nosaurian 3 ай бұрын
still the same chilling reading voice and also the visuals look Great!
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 3 ай бұрын
Thank you
@hallacar
@hallacar 3 ай бұрын
In the early 80's we had multiple arcades in town. One of them had a somewhat smaller collection of games and they weren't really the top-end ones, but one night per week you could pay $5 and play unlimited games from like 6 to 10. This game, Scramble and Omega Race were the three I spent a lot of time on at that place. Good memories!
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, we had an arcade that would charge $3 for two hours of unlimited play. Wednesdays 8-10 and Sunday 11-13 -- worse times ever and it would take me an hour or more to get there by bus on a Sunday, but I managed to make it a few times. It was a great way to learn the basics of a new game or doing stupid experiments without spending too much money.
@GrimSquirrel666
@GrimSquirrel666 3 ай бұрын
oh that was wonderful! Very sad and also terrifying because its like...what happened....the inevitable. Great read :)
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 3 ай бұрын
And so prescient: I think it resonates with us more today that it must have over 100 years ago when it was written because we know exactly how it could happen. It's one of my favourite stories by Dunsany and he has so many good ones.
@manfredconnor3194
@manfredconnor3194 3 ай бұрын
Bloody Oak trees . . . bloody dweomers . . . . bloody treants . . . bloody druids. -Dagobert the DisGRUNTled. Oink & a LIKE !!! = @ )
@RIVERSRPGChannel
@RIVERSRPGChannel 3 ай бұрын
Cool spells
@rolenbishop3757
@rolenbishop3757 3 ай бұрын
Haunting and poignant. nice ending. question, what are chaplets? I imagine small ornamental jewelry?
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 3 ай бұрын
A chaplet is either a wreath of flowers or a rosary (prayer beads). So I imagine he's comparing the poems and songs to a wreath of flowers.
@hallacar
@hallacar 4 ай бұрын
How to piss off thousands of nomads - transmute the only oasis in the area to a giant sandbox.
@manfredconnor3194
@manfredconnor3194 3 ай бұрын
That does a little more than just piss them off. It kills them!
@Jonathan-Lindee-n9y
@Jonathan-Lindee-n9y 4 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Rutger Hauer's dying speech in Blade Runner, "I have seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
@Coco.B.
@Coco.B. 4 ай бұрын
Dark Kingdom is the cover for Karl Edward Wagner's Kane novel, Dark Crusade..
@grumpyoldslan
@grumpyoldslan 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the info!
@rolenbishop3757
@rolenbishop3757 4 ай бұрын
ghoul guarded gateways.....pretty frickin cool! thanks grumpy!
@Omenowl
@Omenowl 4 ай бұрын
I love frank frazetta for his backgrounds even if the technical aspects aren’t always the best. It is always evocative.
@strawpiglet
@strawpiglet 4 ай бұрын
Great choice, Slan. I love this series of Frazetta books. I give the Moon Maid an 11.
@manfredconnor3194
@manfredconnor3194 4 ай бұрын
= @ * Oink! = @ )