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@cheydinal5401 24 күн бұрын

I see Robert discovered twitter

@TheGrumpyGuide Ай бұрын

2:58 Runs out of breath! 🤣😂🤣😂😅

@zaxx0r3142 Ай бұрын

I don't know, but for some reason I find the short shots where Mitchell just says "what?" really funny, almost as though his attention is diverted and he is just barely paying attention.

@liamwalsh4008 2 ай бұрын

I wasn't expecting that ending. I feel like we almost got to see Vectron's kindly claw.

2 ай бұрын

I can imagine this conversation between Mark and Jeremy. 😂

@verynormalman 3 ай бұрын

If you visit McD restaurants you are eating shit everytime you have a burger. It doesn't count in this particular case, because it's cow shit. But occasionally I am sure that one of the lovely workers adds something extra to a few buns, out of anger and frustration. I bet he relishes watching people eat the adulterated product. And the best bit here, is that you pay them to eat it!!!

@fakename6658 2 ай бұрын

Thats not how burgers are made.

@verynormalman 2 ай бұрын

@@fakename6658 In the UK, McDonald's has a history of food poisoning due to the mechanically recovered source of it's meat. The whole striped carcass of the cow, is placed in a massive hydraulic press. The small meat attached to the carcass is removed from the bones, as a paste. Of course the carcass has small amounts of the guts, still attached. This goes into the paste. This is why McDonald's burgers are broiled rather than fried. This is to kill the bacteria from the alimentary canal of the cow, that still is covered in faetal matter. So if you eat McDonald's you are eating mechanically recovered meat, and thereby you are eating cow excrement.

@McRocket 4 ай бұрын

As good/great as the video versions of Mitchell and Webb were. The audio versions were massively funnier, imo. ☮

@edwardalexander9486 4 ай бұрын

Yesss... Merry christmas everyone! In June!

@noir-214 9 ай бұрын

1:21 it's a hot oil world after all

@disneylover6408 Жыл бұрын

I once saw someone at a party drink a shot of another person's urine for £20

@fakename6658 2 ай бұрын

Urine is completely different, i would drink a woman's urine for free.

@neildempster2827 Жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say £530. 😆

@Amanda-cd6dm Жыл бұрын

Sounds familiar. Kindof like Robert W Mitchell and John Webb.

@ian_b Жыл бұрын

My bottom was once a natural for TV, had the opportunity arisen. But the years have not been kind.

@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын

Wow, I thought that access to abortion wasn't a particularly contentious issue here in the UK (save for opposition from a relatively small number of vocal, mostly religious people). Am I wrong? I sincerely hope we're not heading in the direction of the US on abortion.

@xenon8117 Жыл бұрын

1:30 Morning mantra

@craigroaring Жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's about poo.

@gandalfstormcrow2486 Жыл бұрын

Great! Have you ever picked up a baby's severed hand? I have. Any more questions about islam?

@fuckamericanidiot Жыл бұрын

"A teaspoon full of-" is not very funny. It doesn't sound right. A teaspoon isn't 'full' of anything - it's a tiny spoon.

@dudesayingthings Жыл бұрын

A teaspoonful of human excrement? That sort of thing is truly priceless. Invaluable.

@mattscott2664 Жыл бұрын

What if it’s baby poop or poop from an old lady?

@BillHallProductions Жыл бұрын

They spent a lot of tim writing the misses

@Christobanistan Жыл бұрын

My emo gf said Razor World looks fun.

@RozarSmacco 2 жыл бұрын

___flip flap….

@sbraypaynt 2 жыл бұрын

£68,000

@MrJoeyWheeler 2 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious to watch coming right after the one where he's adamant he doesn't want to be naked.

@xenon8117 Жыл бұрын

I followed the same path.

@MrJoeyWheeler 2 жыл бұрын

"What's so dignified about your answers"? They come from David Mitchell. They're dignified by default. It's very hard for anything he says to lack dignity. Even the degrading stuff.

@bestbehave 3 ай бұрын

And they’re dressed in ermine

@RiC_David 2 жыл бұрын

Steve's comments were so on point as far as I was concerned. I moved home in 2007, didn't have a roof aerial and transitioned entirely to finding whatever I wanted online (or just not watching TV). The Extras Christmas Special was the last thing I ever watched on broadcast TV, digging out an indoor aerial so I could watch it with mates before packing it away again. Needless to say, the illegally downloaded version I watched last week looked much better. Was that a police siren!?

@brickmack 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in America, 4000 dollars wouldn't cover the medical expenses from this.

@disneylover6408 Жыл бұрын

10,000 dollars at least

@enthusedtosing9655 2 жыл бұрын

"Bye-bye Man!"

@Sophiec166 2 жыл бұрын

Any Internet comments section in a nutshell

@Amanda-cd6dm 2 жыл бұрын

See that shark

@MandleRoss 2 жыл бұрын

OMG This explains everything!

@pineapplepenumbra 2 жыл бұрын

"OMG This explains everything!" Really? So what kind of fucked up animal told Putin to invade the Ukraine? Btw, hello again.

@Jotari 2 жыл бұрын

Well this explains why he accepted the role for Confetti.

@karlackerman2821 2 жыл бұрын

As an American, I'd of course have to check the exchange rate from Pounds Sterling first.

@north-ofthe-border1758 2 жыл бұрын

4000£ is currently US$5051

@JV-the-Tossh 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, if they just asked me the question, no added conditions, the trick is to mix it into something like a chili con carne or something. You're not gonna now it's in there like that.

@PaddyRoon7 Жыл бұрын

Call me crazy but i think it'd still affect the taste somewhat

@jimslim4227 Жыл бұрын

@@PaddyRoon7 at the end of the day you still get paid more than a monthly salary for most people to eat a bowl of chilli that tastes bad, i could live with that.

@PaddyRoon7 Жыл бұрын

@@jimslim4227 I think you're severely underestimating how bad shit tastes. ...I mean, I don't really know, but going off of smell doesn't fill one with hope.

@jimslim4227 Жыл бұрын

@@PaddyRoon7 i mean i do know, but if your shit smells really bad then you are probably really sick or eating stuff that will make you really sick in a decade or two.

@charliecharliewhiskey9403 2 жыл бұрын

I love how they refrained from saying "up your alley", instead opting for "up your street". Hinting at the joke without hitting you on the nose with it.

@sgtpepper91 2 жыл бұрын

Good observation, I agree

@amandabumgardner2751 2 жыл бұрын

I love baby seals

@biggers1356 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure those sound affects are from the game red alert

@pineapplepenumbra 2 жыл бұрын

A brilliant game. My girlfriend hid the disc for "Red Alert 2" and I _never found it again!_

@sarahlouise7163 2 жыл бұрын

seeeeeeeennnnnddddddd IT

@judchiang 3 жыл бұрын

Chrissstt!

@RD19902010 3 жыл бұрын

David's outfit is noteworthy, I have to admit

@VengefulPolititron 3 жыл бұрын

if you dried it out... into little hard spheres.. using a musket ball mould.. and it was dry. you could roll em back and swallow with little taste.

@ModMokkaMatti 3 жыл бұрын

It's May 2021. Flip Flap!

@wifflebat14 3 жыл бұрын

£4,000? Yeah I'd probably do it

@blatherskite3009 3 жыл бұрын

This raises so many questions... Can it be my own poop? (that's got to be preferable, right?) Can I choose the teaspoon? (some teaspoons are bigger than others!) Do I have to do it right now? (or can I spend a month eating a strictly vegetarian diet so my poop is arguably dung rather than shit?) Can I load the teaspoon of poop into pill-casings and just swallow it down or do I have to taste it? Do I have to be sober when I do it? Etc.

@barkebaat Жыл бұрын

you have given this an alarming amount of thought, coprophag

@blatherskite3009 Жыл бұрын

@@barkebaat David Mitchell would expect no less.

@mixererunio1757 16 күн бұрын

Eating shid - David Mitchell's Soapbox

@redwood1450 3 жыл бұрын

Apparently in the movie they’re referring to (Confetti) though both Robb and Olivia Coleman appear naked- they were told at the time their private parts were gonna be blurred out. They weren’t.

@gbonkers666 3 жыл бұрын

And til this day, they both hate that movie

@iblame_nargles 3 жыл бұрын

what the fuck, totally justified the hatred for it, that's so scummy

@rhysevans4537 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they literally found out at the premiere

@eleSDSU 2 жыл бұрын

@@rhysevans4537 that's some next level douchebaggery.

@bebo2629 Жыл бұрын

Robert Webb's bum is also very visble in Peep Show.

@apoc3037 3 жыл бұрын

I actually wouldn’t do it for any amount

@sheolcodemonkey4027 3 жыл бұрын

Twitter in a nutshell

@Pining_for_the_fjords 3 жыл бұрын

"Come on boffins! We need to know if happy religious foetuses should pay the congestion charge; it's important!"

@DavidTheRoss 2 жыл бұрын

LETS GET THIS SORTED, IF WE CAN JUST ABOUT BE BOTHERED

@ChartreuseDan 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, why wouldn't one admit to being in favour of the congestion charge to a cab driver? I thought cab drivers were exempt, wasn't that why there was a minor scandal about non-cabbies paying for a cab license just to avoid the CC? Wouldn't cab drivers be in favour of the congestion charge? More people using cabs so they can avoid the charge, less congestion on the roads they work on. What have I got wrong?

@First_Sea_Lord_Ford 3 жыл бұрын

I think it's more that cab drivers are working class, global warmings a myth, type people

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