stand up

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So got

It’s time to have some fun with uncle samsonite

2020 vibes😂

Fucking love it my fav Eminem song

This song whenever I was having a bad day, cheered me up, even more than my UNCLE Too bad I couldn’t watch it on my samsung tv! Fun fact: I like to spell SAMSONg. I have many weird habitS. But seriously when I listen to this song, im in my own DOMAIN

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Eminemmmmm<3

"It's time to have some fun with uncle Samsonite..."

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🔥 So cool! 🔥

This song makes me cry😢

I ain't got no motherfuckin' friends (sucka-ass) That's why I fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker West side, Bad Boy killers (take money, take money) You know who the realest is, niggas, we bring it to you (take money) That's aight (Take money) First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim Westside when we ride, come equipped with game You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife We bust on Bad Boy niggas fucked for life Plus, Puffy tryin' to see me weak hearts I rip Biggie Smalls and Junior M.A.F.I.A. some mark-ass bitches We keep on comin' while we runnin' for yo' jewels Steady gunnin', keep on bustin' at them fools, you know the rules Lil' Ceaser, go ask ya homie how I leave ya Cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased Lil' Kim, don't fuck around with real G's Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so fuck peace I let them niggas know it's on for life Don't let the Westside ride tonight (haha) Bad Boy murdered on wax and killed Fuck wit' me and get yo' caps peeled, you know, see Grab ya Glocks when you see Tupac Call the cops when you see Tupac, uh Who shot me? But ya punks didn't finish Now ya 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace Nigga, I hit em' up Check this out, you motherfuckers know what time it is (take money) I don't even know why I'm on this track (take money) Y'all niggas ain't even on my level I'ma let my little homies ride on you (take money) Bitch made-ass Bad Boy bitches, feel it (hey, yo, yo, hold the fuck up, yo) Get out the way, yo, get out the way, yo Biggie Smalls just got dropped Little Mu', pass the MAC and let me hit him in his back Frank White need to get spanked right for settin' traps Little accident murderers and I ain't never heard of ya Poisonous gats attack when I'm servin' ya Spank ya, shank ya whole style when I gank Guard your rank 'cause I'ma slam your ass in the paint Puffy weaker than the fuckin' block I'm runnin' through, nigga And I'm smokin' Junior M.A.F.I.A. in front of you, nigga With the ready power tuckin' my Guess under my Eddie Bauer Ya clout petty sour, I push packages every hour, hit 'em up Grab ya Glocks when you see Tupac Call the cops when you see Tupac, uh Who shot me? But ya punks didn't finish Now ya 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace Nigga, we hit em' up Peep how we do it, keep it real as penitentiary steel This ain't no freestyle battle All you niggas gettin' killed with ya mouths open Tryna come up offa me, you in the clouds hopin' Smokin' dope, it's like a sherm high, niggas think they learned to fly But they burn, motherfucker, you deserve to die Talkin' 'bout you gettin' money but it's funny to me All you niggas livin' bummy why you fuckin' with me? I'm a self-made millionaire Thug livin' outta prison, pistols in the air Biggie, remember when I used to let you sleep on the couch And beg a bitch to let you sleep in the house? Now it's all about Versace, you copied my style Five shots couldn't drop me, I took it and smiled Now I'm 'bout to set the record straight With my AK, I'm still the thug that you love to hate Motherfucker, I hit 'em up I'm from N-E-W Jers' Where plenty murders occurs No points or commas, we bring drama to all you herbs Now go check the scenario Little Ceas', I'll bring you fake G's to your knees Coppin' pleas in de Janeiro Little Kim, is you coked up or doped up? Get your little Junior Whopper clique smoked up What the fuck, is you stupid? I take money, crash and mash through Brooklyn With my clique lootin', shootin' and pollutin' your block With a 15-shot cocked Glock to your knot Outlaw MAFIA clique movin' up another notch And your pop stars popped and get mopped and dropped And all your fake ass East Coast props Brainstormed and locked You's a beat biter A Pac style taker I'll tell you to your face you ain't shit but a faker Softer than Alizé with a chaser About to get murdered for the paper E.D.I Mean approach the scene of the caper Like a loc, with Little Ceas' in a choke Gun totin' smoke, we ain't no motherfuckin' joke Thug Life, niggas better be known We approachin' in the wide open, gun smokin' No need for hopin', it's a battle lost I got 'em crossed as soon as the funk is boppin' off Nigga, I hit 'em up Now you tell me who won I see them, they run (hahaha) They don't wanna see us (take money) Whole Junior M.A.F.I.A. clique Dressing up trying to be us (take money) How the fuck they gon' be the mob when we always on our job? (Take money) We millionaires Killin' ain't fair but somebody gotta do it (take money) Oh yeah, Mobb Deep (take money) you wanna fuck with us? You little young-ass motherfuckers (take money) Don't one of you niggas got sickle cell or something? (Take money) You fucking with me Nigga, you fuck around and have a seizure or a heart attack (take money) You better back the fuck up 'fore you get smacked the fuck up This is how we do it on our side Any of you niggas from New York that wanna bring it, bring it But we ain't singin', we bringin' drama Fuck you and your motherfuckin' mama We gon' kill all you motherfuckers Now when I came out, I told you it was just about Biggie Then everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfuckin' opinion Well this is how we gon' do this Fuck Mobb Deep, fuck Biggie Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin' crew And if you want to be down with Bad Bo, then fuck you too Chino XL, fuck you too All you motherfuckers, fuck you too (take money, take money) All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you, die slow, motherfucker My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow You motherfuckers can't be us or see us We motherfuckin' Thug Life riders, Westside 'til we die Out here in California, nigga, we warned ya We'll bomb on you motherfuckers, we do our job You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob Ain't nothin' but killers and the real niggas All you motherfuckers feel us Our shits go triple and 4-quadruple (Take money) You niggas laugh 'cause our staff got Guns in they motherfuckers belts You know how it is when we drop records, they felt You niggas can't feel it, we the realest Fuck 'em, we Bad Boy killers (we killers)

Best diss ever rahhhh

I'm slim shady from 2024

Cool, but I think original best

man this makes me feel.. ing to ride a pony

WE GON LAY DOWN THE BEAT WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I loved him, I thought he loved me, he didn’t, I should have never told him my feelings, now he’s just a stranger.

this scares me now that I know about the UNCLE

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My biggest flex is that I had to find this song because the original was way too slow and this is still too slow for me. 😅

"Come on, lay down a beat for me"

"Its time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" -Uncle Samsonite

Let's have some fun ;)

Im naming my next lamb slim shady and calling him slim

Everybody

Im herz

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, "how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

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October

2024 anyone

This song slowed is ok but this gives something else

OMG THIS SONG IS SO GOOD

Кто из 24 года октября?

I had my AirPods on full blast 💀💀💀

Chika chika slim shady! >:3

i am only here from uncle samsonite

this during speed studying under strees😍👌🏼

i love Eminem and his lyrics.. hes just too iconic 😂❤

This song is so bad sped up 🙏😭😭 goes from favorite to least favorite real quick

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THIS SONG NEVER GETS OLD 😻😻