Hey chat. Watching this. Will update my thoughts and feelings.
@hsimone2 ай бұрын
OKAY. I WATCHED IT. Okay it could have been SO much worse. But the end is what really got me 😭 that's CRAZYYYY LMAOOO. Poor Paul got that Stockholm syndrome like CRAZY
@deyvplays2 ай бұрын
Been hearing horror stories about this one. Honestly, not as bad as Perky's Buds or the original Jane's a Car cut.
@Bizzyb33z2 ай бұрын
I can't tell if this is a clever twist on the horror of being a male SA victim or just the Nick's (the writer) thinly veiled pet play fetish....
@brighidcampbell4912 ай бұрын
This skit is the very definition of "thanks I hate it"
@f4ngedtraashpanda.ৎ3 ай бұрын
paul calling melissa mommy kind of feels like a fever dream
@emilyburdette29423 ай бұрын
Hey melissa is just Sherman Youngs fan fiction.
@Starr-sy19 күн бұрын
STOP
@genisis12243 ай бұрын
Thank you for clipping this. I didn't make the stream, so I can finally see this episode!
@tinymoogle3 ай бұрын
I think I forgot what I just watched?
@ezrenficker45024 ай бұрын
I can't help but imagine that Fred just talks like that, randomly repeating himself. I know it's just a glitch with call and if the character appears again he wouldn't repeat, but it's stuck in my head now that he just talks like that and I love it
@eugenio0274 ай бұрын
This story feels like it came from the wrong side of the internet
@Melissa-yc5nq33Ай бұрын
internet
@ejb79694 ай бұрын
Why you are not better known is a mystery to me.
@deaddogelmo4 ай бұрын
That’s not Ted that’s Scooby doo
@Acorn9054 ай бұрын
51:47 I hate how we cant hear the piano as well but it kind of sounds like drums wich makes this sound really cool 👍
@Acorn9054 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for Paul because not only did he almost get his fingers sawed off with a string or whatever but he's got do act like a cat and not onky is that embarrassing but he *hates* acting! T_T 51:47 I hate how we cant hear the piano as well but it kind of sounds like drums wich makes this sound really cool 👍 Yknow what nvm i dont feel bad for Paul why the hell didn't you call the cops Paul!?
@reveluver61924 ай бұрын
WHO WROTE THIS 😭
@twist_ending75453 ай бұрын
Nick (the guy narrating) and his brother lol
@reveluver61924 ай бұрын
losing my mind right now omfg omfg
@karaxis4 ай бұрын
RIGHT LIKE THIS WAS DEFINITELY A STORY I DIDNT EXPECT JFC
@rtrhezrdzgtjsg4 ай бұрын
Help that ending was so sweet for whattt
@aliceisaperson4 ай бұрын
Girl, respectfully, tf are you talking about
@oliveparmesan37255 ай бұрын
Ok I knew Hey, Melissa was fucked up but I didn’t know it was THIS fucked up
@peramassada_5 ай бұрын
ME RN
@em.marlin5 ай бұрын
What in the fuck did I just watch. Fucking hell. Now I know why this is notorious in the starkid community.
@Starburst5146 ай бұрын
Idk which is better they made Jon meow or the fact Jon was alright with it 😂😂😅
@soldiaz72616 ай бұрын
this is excellent
@RomeoRomeroRomoro7 ай бұрын
hey? what the fuck?
@emmymills46624 ай бұрын
literally what i said
@celestialmeme177 ай бұрын
24:02 imagine if she's also the Greenpeace lady
@twist_ending75453 ай бұрын
She isn't
@celestialmeme177 ай бұрын
The most unsettling part about this is not only were the LiB not responsible for any of this, this is honestly worse than the things they actually did Edit: (THIS IS THE ONLY UNIVERSE WHERE PAUL AND EMMA DON'T GET TOGETHER. MY HEART IS PAINING)
@linda_monroe7 ай бұрын
watching this at 3am was probably the worst decision i've ever made
@linda_monroe7 ай бұрын
i came into this blind and oh my god please help me
@peramassada_5 ай бұрын
I feel you
@mushroomz31107 ай бұрын
I've heard a ton of stuff about this thing everywhere and seeing people's takes on it is hilarious so i have to watch it myself XD commenting so i can get my before vs after reactions, ill edit this comment when I'm done to see if this thing is truly as batshit crazy as I've heard. XD EDIT: whattheFUCK
@twist_ending75453 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Aislinnfunkies7 ай бұрын
paul acting like a cat is so fucking insane
@guillermostreiger23077 ай бұрын
I love how if you look only at the last scene, this could just be a perfectly healthy pet play relationship
@I_accidentallee7 ай бұрын
Where was this originally streamed? I watched all of nightmares time but I had to like hunt for this one and I’m new starkid
@aliceisaperson7 ай бұрын
I believe it was apart of this stream! kzbin.infohOxGIMmsy6w?si=flOL4OxSLgHC7FXr
@extrantice8 ай бұрын
as a cat person, i uh
@makemehappy58938 ай бұрын
I hate it but thank you😭
@sunshinelunaeclipse28539 ай бұрын
I’m dying of laughter. As creepy and weird as this was. I couldn’t keep a straight face 😂😂😂😂😂
@J.D.onthego9 ай бұрын
Mariah did so good in this! Great villainry! (the toe beans moment had me legit chilled)
@J.D.onthego9 ай бұрын
"I finally want to tell my wife something" 🤣 GO MR. DAVIDSON! BE BRAVE! "Did he finally tell his wife that important something? Not today..." Goddammit that made me legit sad. Stop toying with my emotions like this Nick! (JK Never want him to stop!) Tie him up... something we can use in Mr. Davidson's office... 🤨 Oh is there? lol. that's a fun little innuendo there. ... 😳😲Oh they actually went there... wait this is Starkid why did I think they WEREN'T going to actually go there. LOL 🤣
@TheAstip9 ай бұрын
Right after watching one of my cats came to say hello - even just saying that makes me feel disturbed. Never before has a piece of media effected me so vicerally. I pet my cat, and almost immediately recoiled. Honestly the best nightmare time since it will be giving me nightmares.
@aliceisaperson10 ай бұрын
So can we all agree this is Mariah’s best performance?
@kawaiita93410 ай бұрын
So, do we think the Lords are related, or that the girls are just freacking insane? I also wonder what the songs would've been like!
@olivermensinger602210 ай бұрын
I feel like even the Lords would be disgusted with this.
@aliceisaperson10 ай бұрын
I don’t think it’s related to the lords at all, and that’s what makes it so scary
@twist_ending754510 ай бұрын
I believe it was confirmed that the Lords have nothing to do with Melissa and that she's just like that
@kawaiita93410 ай бұрын
@@twist_ending7545 ok cool, she's insane then xD And I just realized I spelt "freaking" wrong
@twist_ending754510 ай бұрын
@@kawaiita934 yep. I remember hearing that she's actually a murderer in every timeline and it has nothing to do with the lords lol
@JackieBorelli11 ай бұрын
Jeff’s mic repeating the whole time is killing me 😂 why is it always him??
@user-MH74611 ай бұрын
You know, I can’t help but get the feeling that they, and hear me out now, didn’t want the majority of their fans to see this…
@phalien_11 ай бұрын
i understand why they didn’t perform this one now😀
@superskitty933611 ай бұрын
I had to come here because all the talk about being traumatised by this story got me curious. Oh how I regret it now. I am a changed person after this.
@Astronaut-s6wАй бұрын
Me too, I’m at the beginning and kinda worried but soooooo curious
@wafflefs11 ай бұрын
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I knew it was going to be *funky* BUT BUT BUT I JSUT WHAT
@wafflefs11 ай бұрын
Going to watch this because I’m on a hatchet field spree,I’m genuinely curious if it’s as traumatic as the comments make it out to be or not oh god 😊
@olivermensinger602210 ай бұрын
Well
@andreamattio17497 ай бұрын
Nah, honestly? I've read/seen worse
@ThatDudeWithBoobs11 ай бұрын
I'd love to see a pro reread of this some time in the future, give it the proper Nightmare Time treatment. This is great, but the audio clipping, looping, etc. makes it hard to hear what someone is saying sometimes, and with how lore heavy the Hatchetfield stories are, types that analyze the hell out of them (like myself) want to hear every little detail possible. Edit: As deranged and horrifying as Melissa is, I can at least agree with her stance on declawing cats.
@jeishiikanzaki11 ай бұрын
Ted may as well change his namento Dead at this point.
@PS-dm1dq11 ай бұрын
What the FUCK did I just watch?!
@snufkinsmelody Жыл бұрын
MARIAH IS SO CUTE SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY LOOKING AT THE FANART 😭😭
@lizthom9434 Жыл бұрын
"when i look at her, i see my daughter" is criminally underrated 😂😂😂
@J.D.onthego9 ай бұрын
not to mention the callback "Think of this as a daddy daughter visit... I'm like your daddy!" LOL
@kittenpaw10233 ай бұрын
That line gives me the HC that Bill sees all characters Mariah plays like that. It makes Show me your hands very funny