1:44 I TOTALLY agree with that R2-D2 Request !!!

WTF... you just predicted one of The Acolyte interviews

Somehow you predicted the emperor returned

“Well, let’s see…Where should I land on this planet? Well, the sensors can’t detect the surface through that huge area of clouds down there…I’ll choose that spot.” “I know! I know! All the scopes are dead, I can’t see a thing.” R2D2: “ Bleep-blurble tweet. [Why don’t we climb back up above the f-in clouds, before you shred me into 10,000 pieces?!!]” R2D2: “Why don’t we slow to a hover and open the canopy at treetop level so you can look over the side for some dry ground? I’ve seen this ship hover before. That way the Jedi master who went into hiding here won’t have to pull the ship outta the muck for you. …nope, too late. We’re f-ckd.”

What about when he finally fixed the hyperdrive? "You got this, R2. Just like the Federation blockade."

“They’re so small” 💀

"R2, let him have it." "Oh, I'll let him have it, alright! C'mon, you pruny, green..."

I hate this episode 😑 it piss me off.

I feel bad for Seymour skinner, except bart. Because I don't care.

He was good at exposing the fact that the majority of Americans are Stupid as hell.

Smart and funny. My favorite.miss him.

He warned us. Not like we coulda done anything about it. But some of us braced for impact.

Genus.

1:19 I think he predicted Infowsrs

George was not a comedian. He was a philosopher with a sense of humour. RIP big guy, y’all are really missed.

Unless something changes... it will be the late great US A. GC was right. And if mi c hell wins election via the rigged apparatus, go bye use hello united states of chin a

WRONG PLACE FOR SUCH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE .MOST PEOPLE CALL THIS COMEDY .FOR ME THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT THAT NEEDS ACTION.

Great Carlin

George Carlin the greatest common sensacan of all time 😊

We just haven't solved any problems in that long.

Sorry but for the virus he was talking about a virus that's spread sexually so he was talking about AIDS

''Serious people are funny to me, funny people seem so serious'' BJA

Whoever put together this pathetic collection of short meaningless clips should get off KZbin. Get a job!

he says what im thinking lol

We started out as Hominids, eventually evolving into Homo Sapiens. Then we evolved into what's called humans. We branched off into a species known as People. Then we Devolved back into Humans. George Carlin saw this coming, and no one took him seriously. I love people, but but absolutely can't Stomach Humans. Humans... Glad I never was one...

Covid Roe v Wade being overturn "privileges" Lower passing grades Police brutality only getting worse Inflation Crazy anti-semitic (west) Less worker rights Endless division of American politics Dumbasses voting in evil dictators Cancel culture Wow in his words, holy fucking jumping shit balls, George was a prophet.

It's here George, it's here

amazing guy who had the power to predict the future even if you dont think so, but if you stop and think every thing he has said from the 70,s to 2023 has come true, glad i saw him back in the early 70,s on stage

murdered by the cia

Wow! He was right on point!!

The volume needs to be set at the same setting for all the clips. I left before it ended.

We really needed Carlin this last decade

IN 2009 OBAMA GRANTED THE WUHAN LAB 3.5 BILLION $ TO RESEARCH H1N1 SARS AND COVID 19 RESULTED

He knew what was going to happen. We laughed it off but he knew it

Yes, would have been interesting to see what he would have had to say about the modern run of politicians we have today. Had he lived to see Biden in the white house he probably would have committed seppuku.

G O A T

30 years ahead of his time. Sort of glad he died because he didn't have to see Trump.

He's not predicting. He's seeing the trends already present.

1:35 “what do they want? Obedient workers. “I don’t want a nation of thinkers, I want a nation of workers.- John D Rockefeller Carlin knows exactly what he’s talking about. He understands how the game is rigged. Brilliant.

He maybe in the Mt Rushmore of comedians! Highly underrated comedian!!

True

Spot on 😁

,,money they dont have on things they dont need,,....SO FKING TRUE....just illustrate the stupidity of materialism and people !

Prophetic comic genius

You have to learn to normalize the volume of the audio. We should be able to put it on one setting without startling our dogs and having to console them each clip.

Jesus christ this man would be so needed right now.....i wonder on what side he would shit the hardest on.....i wonder!!

I bet he never predicted the use of homosexuality to crush avgenerations wiil to fight for a living wage.

Editing is atrocious. Skips around way too much that critical context is missed.

He was spot on!

I watched Carlin from the late 70's until his death. In my opinion, he was the greatest truth-teller that ever lived. He just happened to tell it while being one of (if not the best), comedians who ever lived.