that bell is the worst sound of 2023

Was rt ever a used car salesman?

Gatekept gaslit girlbossed

Well, I didn't know it was a whole backrooms mod for doom

This was a master class in bullshitting. Rtgame speech 100 😂

Crazy how the song has been found now

dude i totally would've fallen for it because it's all things i actually would've done myself intentionally, aside from the ice cream thing also, shoutouts to chat for not ratting him out on that

Rip headphone users

3:59 - **sees unpainted wall** 4:04 - **is now under an umbrella to hide it**

The English major coming in clutch

He lied through his teeth the entire time and ended up winning. Don't go to school kids it doesn't matter

ant universe + meteor becoming antimatter is so funny to me man

The most effective lies are the ones that are 99% truth and 1% lies

I can't believe its already been more than a year since myhouse.wad, thats nuts. This was honestly my fave internet moment i've been around for, fucking phenomenal. Also im so glad you ended this with the lawnmower clip i was like "ok you know what would be the perfect ending? The lawnmower"

Psycho meets Psycho

They used to call him the Grift King back in college.

It does help that, on top of him being excellent at the art of sleaze, RT's house was just generally more coherent than any of the competition. He definitely carried the grade on presentation and improv, but he was already well above the competition on quality too.

This is how it feels to get a good grade on a presentation you didn't prep for but managed to bullshit your way through well

I love that you cant tell when he notices the unpainted wall because he stares at it for a second and then very quickly turns the camera down and talks faster xD

5:47 MADNESS MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!

39:09 They just sound so insufferable. They always do that weird feminine voice inflection and it always sounds so annoying

RTgame has that Reigen Arataka energy. He can say whatever the fuck he wants, because the secret to lying is confidence. Forget that you're lying. Just say shit.

"even in death I'm gonna sell this fucking property to yo - OH MY GAWD"

3:59 i love how he panics and turns away from the unpainted walls

He absolutely should work in real life estate. Dude would sell shack to wealthy customers based on bullshit he pushed 😂

"Consider lying." - The Drift King, "The Art of War"

how he really half screamend because he believed him, he fooled thausands of people

i haven't watched thoroughly yet but please tell me atleast one of them got the bfg

tomato's bit reminds me of Barbarian so much lmao

Kinda funny coming back to reactions of the car part now that Subways of Your Mind has been found

My friend you missed the gem which is Brendaniel's shrek bit

'googleplexzilla 2049' is impossible💀

I'm surprised by the amount of people who didn't catch the mapping problem

I got 487 first discoveries and non of them make any sense

I once found every Mario kart serie to ever exist

Bro I got Kermit the golden titan god

TBH this isn't _that_ bad yet, most of my first discoveries are so gibberish they're hardly even funny xP

Not even joking I found candy cornasaurus narwhalicornicor

Thanks for the compilation, really scratches the wrinkles in my brain.

11:50 "why did they do this to Euclid?"

This whole .WAD is just a tour de force of gaslighting.

you ain't slick i noticed that cut at 11:01 to show that the layouts of the pepsi room and milkshake room are the same

The dog part is fucked because its the same dogs, once when youre small and its scary, and the other later in life

The cut from vinny going "I love this dog. This dog is good." to jack immediately shooting the dog and screaming

There are two parts of my life… Before I played MyHouse.wad and After I played MyHouse.wad

I love how everyone's reaction to the house being sold is either "LFG" or "LMFAO"

I would love to see someone actually analysing and saying the truth about those lies other than "its a failed simpson's house".

5:47 who's this guy i like his vibe

why do people suggest playing this blind. that's ridiculous. Unless your already a big fan of doom mods, going in blind is a surefire way to hate the experience.

So much better than a ytp collab!