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@Dana_inc 14 күн бұрын
White people way before me!
@kmilson24 Ай бұрын
“I…I fell asleep at his house, right? We was drinkin’ and I fell asleep at his house. And…and…while I was sleeping, right?…….I’m just gonna kill that MFer alright that’s all you need to know” 😂😂😂😂
@JR-bu7we Ай бұрын
Greatest comedian of all time and it isn’t even close
@smokesletsgo2374 Ай бұрын
I don't blame the black kid for wanting the purple stuff. Sunny D is disgusting
@lubarr Ай бұрын
All heterosexual love carrots up there ass
@billyrhodes_ Ай бұрын
Fuck carrots
@nightcall7398 2 ай бұрын
Years later I'm still LMFAO to this
@anouarkrassimovich7481 2 ай бұрын
haha i can imagine his wife serving carrots at dinner and he explodes out of nowhere with anger. Will she make the connection with that night out with his friends?? :):)
@floydcomstick5960 3 ай бұрын
"fuck carrots" such wisdom
@campbellz_soup6071 3 ай бұрын
0:09 “You didn’t know I knew about grape juice did you. oh???”
@CodKale 3 ай бұрын
🤣
@handsomeblackman255 3 ай бұрын
That's a up north stereotype of black people. Southern blacks drink sweet tea and lemonade.....same as white people. Partly because poor southern blacks could easily get lemons from lemon trees.
@suzanneblaylock9598 5 ай бұрын
f*ck carrots.
@Splandrocity 6 ай бұрын
This is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard
@dash4800 6 ай бұрын
As a poor white kid we always got the drink. In fact we would actually have grape juice in the fridge but I always thought it was the fancy expensive drink that was only for adults. The kids always got drink.
@Rogun987 8 ай бұрын
Sugar water purple
@mrzabelone 2 ай бұрын
Sugar...water...and of course...purple.
@jimreplicant 9 ай бұрын
Dave makes fun of black people a lot better😂
@ayubmaruf3074 11 ай бұрын
1:10 fav
@ValValiantThor216 11 ай бұрын
Eff carrots 😂😂
@GiftOfGav93 Жыл бұрын
Fuck carrots 😂
@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy Жыл бұрын
I've been the poor kid that thought juice that came in a can... I have grown up juice🧃 (Merlot 🍷 & Bacardi Gold Rum 🥃). It goes well with the green stuff 🍀. ✌️ &💚
@BLaCkKsHeEp Жыл бұрын
before Dave started working out
@kac1160 Жыл бұрын
What happened to him! He looks awful!
@BLaCkKsHeEp Жыл бұрын
@@kac1160 what do you mean? Dave was always skinny. Then he started having some issues with producers and stuff and took a hiatus. He was gone for like a a year or two. Took a vacation to Africa or something and started working out and got buff
@kac1160 Жыл бұрын
@BLaCkKsHeEp yeah but i think he looks awful now. Like the drugs got him or something idk.
@babybluesky9238 Жыл бұрын
@@kac1160 this sounds like it could be close to racism.
@unfound175 11 ай бұрын
@@kac1160 He's a cigarette smoker, it ages a person quick. So, normal aging plus cigarettes makes a person look rough.
@jesseoreilly1792 Жыл бұрын
I accidentally bought ORANGE DRINK at the super market one time. It was truly awful...lol.
@smokesletsgo2374 Ай бұрын
That "tang" bullshit you'd get in the big yellow McDonalds container at school. That stuff was so gross and made your teeth feel like sandpaper
@DaGamerSquad113 Жыл бұрын
This is so true about passing out around white people. Fuck carrots!
@freaker126 Жыл бұрын
because of dave, until today i kept wondering if it's true the carrot thingy? :p
@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not right to use God’s Name in vain. He tells us that in the Bible. God bless and just letting you know. Exodus 20:7 “You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold guiltless anyone who takes his name in vain.”
@21exodus 2 жыл бұрын
Dave is Muslim, even though they're suppose to believe the Torah and Gospels, they act like they dont.
@michaelkowalczuk1741 3 жыл бұрын
"I told my teacher wtf is juice." Kondrad Alexander Payton.
@alexanderjavier2663 3 жыл бұрын
This guys still makes me cry of laughter
@jh4277 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck carrots 🥕
@LednacekZ 3 жыл бұрын
fuck carrots? If you are into that shit, what was wrong in the first place?
@_ripVanWinkle_ 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Druski
@entertainme7523 3 жыл бұрын
Jooooce
@boneheadbill9976 4 жыл бұрын
I was talking to my friend about how I took several shots and drank several beers. Immediately made me think of this lmao.
@oliverkellum3429 4 жыл бұрын
We put a carrot in Frank's ass😂 can confirm
@TheBrightLow 4 жыл бұрын
can’t relate. any white dude i smoke with has to tell me some sob story
@InnovAce 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so proud to be white.
@user-nn2fl3cr4p 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck carrots
@Mrbuzz12 5 жыл бұрын
Cheeseburger lol
@duhssert 5 жыл бұрын
Fuckin smaaashed maaann lmaoo
@jacksonwayneputnam1599 5 жыл бұрын
I miss when we could all laugh together about stuff like this.
@i.n.g. 5 жыл бұрын
2019 It’s Still True
@killme457 5 жыл бұрын
Cheeseburger
@MrAykut23 5 жыл бұрын
Fkn legend
@revolutionnow5227 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck carrots
@calebmarkmcalpin 5 жыл бұрын
and fuck carrots ol
@bigsinger1981 5 жыл бұрын
It funny cause it’s true. I have done all those and more to friends who fall asleep. 😂😂😂
@AM-xe4iq 5 жыл бұрын
His white person voice is epic
@ALLSTARDECOURO2 5 жыл бұрын
The way he says "2 shots of jager" is too good lol
@Gwynplaine4 5 жыл бұрын
I like to do the hand in the bowl of warm water trick when they go to sleep. Made my cousin piss himself, can't go wrong with drawing a dick on their forehead either.
@sdavis1219 6 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen. Racist jokes are FUCKING AWESOME! As long as its against white people. If its against a brown colored person then it is absolutely not a joke its RACISM! Sick of all your bullshit.