well I been to two wold's fairs and a goat ropin' but this beats all.

That’s great thanks for the laughs. it seems that was easy for you You must be left handed ? Maybe I’m wrong. I write things kinda similar style, not as good of course but along those lines and I’m a southpaw. Plus while talking you express with your ‘wrong hand’ lol either way very entertaining and props if you memorized a 9 minute poem I can’t even read my own writing half the time . Wish you the best

Funniest darn I’ve ever heard. I’m going to have to remember some of those and use them in conversation. That was great. Thanks.

The Best

May I caught you in my court battle for repairing my Constitution

That was pretty good.. I guess i will have to steal over half of that. But it ain't really stealing since i wrote must of that for him :)

We chose all the things u mentioned above takinng away the blessing bestowed upon us . BUT SIR ; YOU FORGET THE THING WE CHOSE ABOVE ALL ! Cowardice .. while illegal laws were passed for the past hundred years and Justice was not served and bureaucrats became tyrants American people put down their head and went to work trying to make money. Serving the God of cowardice. The god o of cowardice is the most powerful God on this earth. We are so whipped and so beaten into believing that any call to remove tyrants or to write blatant injustices is a call de violence therefore illegal that in self is a crime and against our constitution it would have been a Civil War that could have been a call for it.. I personally believe there can be no peace without war but I know the cost of the Civil War would be staggering, Yes let’s just say an act of God delivers us from the Civil War I promise you brother an act of god Will not breeze for my tyrannical government without us even threatening violence. No one can be held your account no one is required to do good no one is very adjust except by the threat of violence or than dedication to the ways of God. Look up in Washington DC and look at these politicians are they loading in deep respect to a living God? No no one says they are no one thinks they are then by those standards where is only one way to hold into account that is a threat of violence. For bid an American to threaten violence is left like taking away his freedom speech is rifle and turn into a dog that looked at your boots the most fundamental single thing you must have for free society is a rifle and the ability to threaten violence. Thank you brother done a pretty good piece

Good entertainment

Yep, biggest liar I ever heard. 😋

I enjoyed hearing Dennis Gaines years ago in Kingsville, Tx.

Well said! God Bless America! 🇺🇸 🙏 ❤️ 😢 🙌 🇺🇸 🙏 ❤️ 😢 🙌 🇺🇸

Grew up with fella's like this. A 6 pack of Bud or a 5th of whiskey would set them off around the kitchen table or around a campfire at cow or hunting camp. All in fun and good humor. They are all gone now but what a great time growing up in the 50's and 60's in Wyoming. Outfitters and Ranchers all of them but those were a dying breed of mighty good folks. I miss them!

🤣🤣🤣 Thanks pardner. 🇺🇸⚔️🍕🍺👍👍

I was 1 year old when this was made

Right on but sadly unheeded.

Good statement!!!

Now 2022 here we are

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I listened to this 3 years ago now. I listen again to see if things have improved among all Americans. IMHO it has not. But I will share this again. Perhaps it will stick this time. You’ve done a excellent job of getting to the point. Thanks.

Denis Gaines for US Senate 2020 he can run the dang whole shoot'in match all by himself.

I had the extreme privilege of being married to another Dennis Gaines just 2 mos. shy of 37 years and I can tell you that he would have enjoyed your lying presentation to the point of tears! He too was a Texan (transplanted to California) and we loved "Cowboy" music and poetry. This was a hilarious balm for my soul. Thank you!

One funny guy.

Dennis, I expected humor, but I was blown away. Great stuff. As an English major, I even had to look up a couple of words. Loved it!

nice job good buddy

Absolutely LOVE it!!! Finally found a man who believes exactly as I do. Mzungu

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mzungu

interesting, thumbs up