My manager with a masters in psychology for our finance job: “oh shoot I failed the IT phishing test” Me not allowed to be a manager because I don’t have a degree despite 10 years experience: “it misspelled our company name”
@moxifica192412 сағат бұрын
With all these meetings I’m starting to think they’re just lonely
@hypnagogue12 сағат бұрын
i’m this guy and i’m autistic what a combo
@Greg-TC13 сағат бұрын
Pretty sure "friday junior" violates the Geneva convention
@sethchoby976117 сағат бұрын
Friday junior? People say that? That would make me physically violent
@digasmj432321 сағат бұрын
Oh, so that was me being anxious... oh... shiiiiiii
@zmokahbiarКүн бұрын
I still don't know what pickle ball is. And a mixture of tennis and ping pong? So it's tennis? Lol I'm lost
@Mr.SaltysteakesКүн бұрын
Better call pickleball
@MrBlack0950Күн бұрын
this is why i always put on music instead of a show
@starlightlilly7203Күн бұрын
Instead of dealing with shitty broken things, I’ve learnt how to replace them with better quality things. My current plan is to take out everything I’ve replaced while I’ve lived in my apartment and put back the shitty ones that were there when I moved in. Landlord can’t do shit because I paid for and installed it all myself. Landlord thinks he gets to promote this fancy new shower head to the new tenants? Boom, the old shitty one that has the water pressure of a garden hose has been reinstalled
@DavesNotHereКүн бұрын
Felt this in my soul
@eleanorxiafeichin3704Күн бұрын
Don't forget charging for previous months of already paid utilities
@garrettphillips479Күн бұрын
Dude you’re extremely relateable and funny as hell. Definitely underrated man, keep it up 🤜🤛
@pickyyeeterКүн бұрын
Sounds like my most recent landlord charging $400 for mowing the lawn and $800 for "miscellaneous touch-up paint"
@The_Gaming_KiwiКүн бұрын
(Charles) Jake, you gotta see this. There's something going on here. Something a little... hairy. Nope. Don't see anything out of the ordinary. Really? Well, maybe I should... frame the question differently. Terry, do you notice anything? Amy? New shirt? Oh, come on, guys. I grew a goatee, and it looks amazing, and I know you can see it. Of course we can see it, Charles. It's horrible. It looks like you unclogged a shower drain with your mouth. Yeah, you look exactly like the guy in the "Don't Talk to Strangers" poster. No, I don't. Are you talking about your new goatee? Mm-hmm. I think it's a good choice for your face. Come over here, so I can take a better look. Thank you, Captain. I knew you'd appreciate Bianca. That's right; I call her Bianca because she's dark and thick like my first cousin Bianca.
@TheLegendAndTheGamer2Күн бұрын
Oh my gosh, how is this so accurate? 😭
@Princessa6920Күн бұрын
Literally me
@chancesheffield2316Күн бұрын
So true tho.😂
@legalizermanКүн бұрын
See the problem is..... Peloton merch
@tiko462123 сағат бұрын
The bicycle seat has absolutely murdered his natural T levels
@cardendietrich6873Күн бұрын
Even when it's a show you've seen countless times already 😂
@noob12455Күн бұрын
underrated, i love this shit
@Girly_Gaming_GamersКүн бұрын
Not me literally having Brooklyn 99 in the background as I watch this 😂
@margaritalialka6431Күн бұрын
Same bro, same 😂
@Scarlet_Star1117Күн бұрын
This show is golden man
@inxitiКүн бұрын
You’ve got great videos… WTF is going on? You should have way higher subs after all this time. Are you big on other platforms? Promote the channel, you have a good backlog, and good content. Thank me later.
@JayZone73Күн бұрын
I worked in pest control and after moving out of my rental my landlord told me they would need to charge 600$ of my deposit for flea treatments in my apartment because i owned a cat. I tried to argue that my cat had never had fleas while living there... they said it was standard... i told them that no company ive ever heard of charges that much to do a flea treatment in a vacant, unfurnished apartment with only 2 bedrooms. Still nothing... so i asked if i could have the treatment done through my company and provide receipts, the treatment plan, chemicals used etc. They said i could, so i spoke with my manager and had the treatment done completely for free, handed them everything. A week later they told me that they had their own pest control person go over everything, and they stated that my treatment was not thorough enough and that they would need to still fumigate the apartment and that i would not get my deposit back... The maintenance guy was their pest control guy, and he would put those air-fogging cans of raid in each room of an apartment to treat for pests... I knew this because i had seen the evidence of it when i first moved in during my early walkthrough, and i had watched them do it to a neighboring unit. I still dont know if that counts as fraud or how they can justify it, but after going back and fourth with them for several weeks i finally recieved the "remainder" of my deposit, a total of 300 some odd dollars out of a 2600$ deposit... We barely lived in that unit for more than 8 months, just my girlfriend at the time, my cat, and myself. We had next to no furniture and almost always ate out. No paint damage or anything, and the carpet was on its last leg when we first moved in. Never complained to have anything fixed, never late on rent, and only asked to break our lease after one of our neighbors (who frequently fought with his wife drunk and would come knocking on our door to hide out from her) shot a 357 magnum through his wall, nearly hitting our friend/her car while she was getting something from it during a visit, and then he ran from the police shouting "i didnt shoot her i swear" on his way out while we and all of our neighbors looked outside to see wtf had happened. Sometimes i wish i had the money at the time to sue them, because they were really shady landlords.
@mintimi_munkomaКүн бұрын
"we have tp have less movement in this sport" 😂
@beepboop0428Күн бұрын
Pink Pickle Paul?
@magicgamerrmgКүн бұрын
Lmao
@leoskobleКүн бұрын
And that guy still makes double your salary
@SO10mmКүн бұрын
You sound like my grandma
@hopscotchoblivion75642 күн бұрын
Pretty based
@bhadrinath41912 күн бұрын
BDO
@bhadrinath41912 күн бұрын
BDO
@brentives46882 күн бұрын
This is just an engineer.
@mapleglass14012 күн бұрын
This is so fuckin good. Thank you for the laugh! I needed it :)
@a1aprospects4705 күн бұрын
Gen Z in a low level job so smug and arrogant thinking he knows best. Accomplish something tangible then act like you're an expert.
@SinaAla6 күн бұрын
Unfortunately this was his last day on the job. He was let go because he wasn’t ’aligned with our company’s values’. 😂
@fanime16 күн бұрын
I've never felt so seen. This is me
@glorymapepe76166 күн бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@user-jj4qg6sr9x6 күн бұрын
Hahaha not me thinking he was gunna turn into Ruth instead of Marty
@pierresosa61567 күн бұрын
I can build models and I am asked to format slides. I am putting that witch's broom line in my work profile right now.
@jamesnewham71257 күн бұрын
I've never worked in an office (never want to) but i agree with this guy 100%
@MrDublem7 күн бұрын
This is inevitably the guy who is completely detached from the business case of everything he does and just wants to "get on with his tasks", then wonders why he never gets promoted to roles that require balancing key business priorities 🙄
@MrDublem7 күн бұрын
Spoiler: both of these are stupid No new hire is fully up and running after one day unless its such a simple job that its trivial to be so. A new leader who "gets leading asap" is a bad leader. You have to listen and learn before you can lead effectively. Everything about this video (and the comments...) lends towards why so many startups crash and burn. An always sprinting, work hard not smart, uncoordinated mess of a culture.
@roxycocksey7 күн бұрын
Lmao this is me. I’m very open about it, I do not care lol.
@DJNAZZZZTY7 күн бұрын
This guy deserves an Oscar
@DJNAZZZZTY7 күн бұрын
How is this so accurate
@AlexJ18 күн бұрын
I guarantee you this guy is more productive than the rest of the team combined.
@DudeWatIsThis9 күн бұрын
"We should do this this week." "I can't, I'm full. It's too short notice, I'm sorry." "Yeah, well, we'll see when we get to it." "No. There is simply no time, I'm sorry Jeff." "I'm just saying we should keep our minds open." "No. I won't keep my mind open. Good afternoon." Actually me last month when they tried to ruin my family vacation. How did I manage? Because he is a client, and I have several of those. If they leave, there's more. Go freelance.