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@illougal_invader 17 күн бұрын
Fenbendazole
@davidwellscomedy 17 күн бұрын
But it might also reduce my lactating. Can’t have that. 😂
@garyphillips8123 18 күн бұрын
At his age, that's a very valid request from a doctor. It could save your life. Sadly it's too late for my best friend in the world 😢
@davidwellscomedy 18 күн бұрын
Sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing on my comedy channel.
@Tooch24 19 күн бұрын
Hilarious 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
@davidwellscomedy 19 күн бұрын
Thank you!
@markwallace8748 21 күн бұрын
Diet and exercise bro.
@davidwellscomedy 21 күн бұрын
That won’t make me shorter. But you’re not wrong
@tylercooley4007 21 күн бұрын
My life struggles 😂😂
@davidwellscomedy 21 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@davidwellscomedy 21 күн бұрын
Thanks for taking the time to comment
@armandovaldes7502 23 күн бұрын
Please love that last child with everything. I was a surprise baby late into my parents life. I only enjoyed my dads love n company for 15 years. I feel devastated knowing if I was born any sooner he would’ve seen me grow n have my first child
@davidwellscomedy 23 күн бұрын
That’s a very sweet and sad story. Thank you for taking the time to comment.
@crystalvisions6558 25 күн бұрын
I had all boys. 4 of them. The oldest is 28. I had a daughter last year. So fun 😂❤
@davidwellscomedy 25 күн бұрын
@@crystalvisions6558 wild! How you holding up?
@crystalvisions6558 25 күн бұрын
@ surprisingly well 😂 thanks 😊
@davidwellscomedy 25 күн бұрын
@ never enough coffee!
@n.a.t7532 25 күн бұрын
For the people confused he just mispronounced it... What he said was: "I fu(ked up." 😂
@davidwellscomedy 25 күн бұрын
Hahahaha every audience
@davidwellscomedy 25 күн бұрын
@@n.a.t7532 thank you for taking the time to comment. I do appreciate it
@rayjordan6994 18 күн бұрын
Doesn't learn from his mistakes
@davidwellscomedy 18 күн бұрын
@ once, I hugged Nick Cannon and now I just produce kids.
@RW-br4hv 25 күн бұрын
I did a 2 brother 15 14 14 11 and an 20 month old. Shit happens lol
@davidwellscomedy 25 күн бұрын
Twins in there? Are you doing alright? Lol
@RW-br4hv 25 күн бұрын
@davidwellscomedy not twines lol Brady bunch situation Thanks for asking though cause my eldest three are all girls, So life's really interesting right now.
@davidwellscomedy 25 күн бұрын
Nice! I have 4 boys
@lordthunderchicken4636 25 күн бұрын
13,8, 18 months i feel ya
@davidwellscomedy 25 күн бұрын
Stay strong
@celestialknight1592 26 күн бұрын
I’m the youngest of 5… by 10 years. Us surprise babies are the best
@davidwellscomedy 25 күн бұрын
Mine is pretty great too! Thank you for taking the time to comment.
@88-98OBS 26 күн бұрын
Congratulations
@davidwellscomedy 26 күн бұрын
Thank you. I’m doing it
@Browncoyote 27 күн бұрын
The reboot method.
@davidwellscomedy 27 күн бұрын
It’s never too late to
@liamseven1604 Ай бұрын
Born 2000 there was a blockbuster within a mile of me till about 2013 maybe, kinda forgot.
@davidwellscomedy Ай бұрын
Respect. You were young at the peak but you get it. And thank you for watching and taking the time to comment.
@Somerandomgoose Ай бұрын
Im gen z and i remember block buster good times
@davidwellscomedy Ай бұрын
You must’ve been really young. Fun times
@TammaraCrockett-os4pk Ай бұрын
Hillariously Sad.... we are living history yall😂😢😮😢😊
@davidwellscomedy Ай бұрын
Full range of emotions. Don’t miss them being out of the only movie I want to watch.
@kaical8273 Ай бұрын
You fr think people don't read or go to libraries anymore? @TammaraCrockett-os4pk
@MrGawn Ай бұрын
its a decent bit but it seems like this guy is stealing louie CK delivery.. idk if its on purpose, but, seems legit
@davidwellscomedy Ай бұрын
I’ll take it as a compliment. But don’t think I’m similar if you see a longer sets. But in 20 seconds I guess it’s possible. Thanks for watching and taking the time to comment.
@street_pisser Ай бұрын
When using public wifi, you'll wanna use a VPN, if you're old a VPN hides your IP address, if you're really old an IP address is like a specific code for showing where someone is using the internet. I can do it too, lol.
@davidwellscomedy Ай бұрын
I appreciate the effort. Too wordy. Find a way to trim the excess.
@colewingert123 Ай бұрын
@@davidwellscomedytoo wordy? You ever heard about… Books? You’d probably hate them
@davidwellscomedy Ай бұрын
@@colewingert123 finally someone brings an opinion that misses the point. #countoncole
@davidwellscomedy Ай бұрын
@@colewingert123 B for effort
@TheClay101eve Ай бұрын
B for effort? I thought it was a pretty funny retort tying in the overall theme on this part of the bit 😂. This made me laugh and feel old, A+ on this bit 🤣
@MegaJburd Ай бұрын
Trout looking down knowing he was loved 😇😇😇
@davidwellscomedy Ай бұрын
@@MegaJburd he also thought he was better than us…because he was.
@BethDiane 2 ай бұрын
Classic couvade--where a man replicates god wife's experience of pregnancy. You've successfully acquired the mummy tummy.
@davidwellscomedy 2 ай бұрын
I’ve been 5 months pregnant for 3 years
@lowandslow1113 2 ай бұрын
Relatable
@davidwellscomedy 2 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@kyleharvey6391 2 ай бұрын
You need the XLT
@davidwellscomedy 2 ай бұрын
What brand still has Tall? I used to wear Stafford Tall
@kyleharvey6391 2 ай бұрын
@davidwellscomedy I have a few Dickies XLT shirts that fit me very well I HATE when my shirts shrink like that lol
@jeffreymedeiros6253 2 ай бұрын
I’m 6’2.5” - my wife buys me old navy xl tall. Fits great. Order online only
@adamduane1320 2 ай бұрын
I felt that....and the breeze...
@davidwellscomedy 2 ай бұрын
😂
@IronChief 2 ай бұрын
Don't put it in the dryer
@davidwellscomedy 2 ай бұрын
Wash cold, dryer on delicate? You think I should bring back the old school line outside for drying clothes?
@SGTXSAVAGE 2 ай бұрын
Facts
@davidwellscomedy 2 ай бұрын
You’re a real one
@MegaJburd 2 ай бұрын
I guarantee I would get a 💯on this test.
@davidwellscomedy 2 ай бұрын
Food challenge?
@MichaelSorrells-or3ke 3 ай бұрын
That’s a ny thing not east coast thing
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
@@MichaelSorrells-or3ke I don’t remember Fenway having Yellow. But I might have missed it.
@markokrieger6324 3 ай бұрын
Dude great circle back on that joke to get the laugh. I was a bit surprised when no one laughed at the first line!
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
Thank you! Sometimes a line doesn’t hit as hard. Live comedy.
@vasqj2 3 ай бұрын
This is not Matt McCusker
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
Man I wish. He’s younger and successful. I am taller.
@MegaJburd 3 ай бұрын
Me with points with Taco Bell, McDonals, Chipotle, Panda express, Chills, Red Robin, Wendy's, Carls Jr., Jack in the Box, Chick Fil-a, Habbit Burger, Apple Bees, Black Bear Dinner, Panera Bread, Burger King, Starbucks, Dutch Bros, KFC, Popeyes, 7/11, El Pollo Loco and Albertsons. 🥺
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
You are a hero.
@DONKONG007 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@josiewheeler1782 3 ай бұрын
Was ready to fight John about the dog thing, but he got me back with the chick-fil-A take
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 he divides families for sure
@pdfbanana 3 ай бұрын
dat dog rules
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
It’s the best
@Koopsstuff 3 ай бұрын
proof everyone does not need a podcast... I've never seen such an unentertaining clip ever
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
Ever? Really? That’s awesome! We’re the best at being the worst! Make sure to subscribe to see if we can reach new lows. 😘
@Originalnite856 3 ай бұрын
Huh? So he changed his mind halfway through?
@Prolific_Hands 3 ай бұрын
Cuss words
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
Boom! One for David
@tyguy434 3 ай бұрын
There's an interesting difference between cursing and profanity.
@davidwellscomedy 3 ай бұрын
How would you describe it? Profanity being targeted at someone instead of being used as description?
@MegaJburd 4 ай бұрын
Guys need to make shirt that just says, free the jerk ✊
@davidwellscomedy 4 ай бұрын
Already on it
@middzy6 4 ай бұрын
Great pod!
@davidwellscomedy 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for listening! New one coming monday
@josiewheeler1782 4 ай бұрын
John last episode doing what I call the "knees to chest" during a Brazilian wax 😂
@davidwellscomedy 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 and he could use that wax!
@MegaJburd 4 ай бұрын
More thigh plz🥺
@davidwellscomedy 4 ай бұрын
Just wait
@Browncoyote 4 ай бұрын
The fun years.
@davidwellscomedy 4 ай бұрын
Middle Age is the greatest and worst time of life
@josiewheeler1782 5 ай бұрын
Happy to be here! And also with you 🙏🏻
@davidwellscomedy 5 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@MegaJburd 5 ай бұрын
We stand with North Korea
@davidwellscomedy 5 ай бұрын
only the good athletes
@Browncoyote 5 ай бұрын
The way brothers will clarify a question, then honestly answer is gold.
@davidwellscomedy 5 ай бұрын
Big brother little brother energy but both ways
@FunLittleMovies Жыл бұрын
Ugh yuck.
@davidwellscomedy Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the comment. Don’t forget to subscribe so you can make more noises.
@bencrust4516 Жыл бұрын
Limp members❤
@davidwellscomedy Жыл бұрын
Thanks bencrust4516. Your channel is limp too but without the members. Make sure to subscribe for more.