Why when giving a review they want to become a comedian is beyond me..
@marknichol81679 ай бұрын
This is true. Cars should never be fun.
@MrNumedeutilizator2 жыл бұрын
If you want to roast all the cars... This makes a comediat but not a proper car reviewer. So..yeah good luck with the views for comedy. Cause that's what you're doing and some might like it. Good luck.
@Splitscreen832 жыл бұрын
Grow up mate.... 🙄
@plongs32 жыл бұрын
Great vid, still laughing. FYI the 308 keeps coming bottom of reliability surveys!
@neil31462 жыл бұрын
Inspired. He is in stitches all the way through. I am not surprised.
@ppytal2 жыл бұрын
Hurrah! I was getting worried... Nice to see this channel and vanarama working out well, surprised HJ let you go. Keep up the amazing work, been a bit of a mad year. Really glad I found your new channels as I now find myself driving a Honda jazz/fit and need all the help I can get! :-(
@marknichol81672 жыл бұрын
Thanks Andrew, nice to hear from you. I say you trade in your Jazz for an NSX. You only live once 😁👊🏻
@ppytal2 жыл бұрын
@@marknichol8167 interesting choice..., sure I can bolt the kids seats to the roof somehow!
@gw4932 жыл бұрын
Worst review more like 💩👎
@marknichol81672 жыл бұрын
Thank you x
@stuartsinclair62692 жыл бұрын
This is the worse review I’ve seen, not really good at this job mate, sorry, I drive two top spec GLAs mercs, this was better in driving and the gearbox was the smoothest, the 2 mercs you could feel the jolting when changing gear. 1 year on, I still love it, before I traded in an AClass merc, now got the highest spec Xceed, it’s a great car, and I’ve got to say, I’m 6,2, lower your seat a bit the viewing gets better all in all, it’s a great car to have, yes I’m picky….
@marknichol81672 жыл бұрын
My opinion differs to yours on the car you’ve spent money on. That doesn’t make me bad at the job, mate. Glad you like your car though x
@stuartsinclair62692 жыл бұрын
@@marknichol8167 No worries dude, sorry I was rude
@grahamjones76833 жыл бұрын
Jesus, what an awful reviewer. No thread to what he's saying, he's all over the place, like he's got some agenda to criticise this car but can't concentrate on one point for more than 10 seconds. Totally at odds with the other reviews which give this car a good write up.
@marknichol81673 жыл бұрын
Jesus isn’t interested in your opinion on my review style, I hope. X
@emanuelaardelean50473 жыл бұрын
This review is absolutely ridiculous. I really hope people won’t list to this rubbish. I test drove this car, and it is brilliant in comparison to GLA or BMW X1 that 💩. You should know not everyone is 2 meters tall like you are, and some people may feel comfortable in it.
@marknichol81673 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realise that. All I see are tall people. Damn! Thanks.
@ambientbrothers26353 жыл бұрын
Uber cool car; shame about the name. Great review as ever.
@ambientbrothers26353 жыл бұрын
Nizzle can even make Audis interestin'.
@ambientbrothers26353 жыл бұрын
God that Quadriplegio thing is pug ugly -- Mercedes and steering wheels are like Disney's Fast Play .....
@ambientbrothers26353 жыл бұрын
Peugeot and Vauxhall, a marriage made in purgatory. Each generation of MX5 looks just a bit worse, a true arse port.
@ambientbrothers26353 жыл бұрын
The Insignia is sooooo exciting, what with being fully R2-D2 compliant. It's a bit cruel skinning vegans to use for car interiors. I know they can be annoying, but ....
@ambientbrothers26353 жыл бұрын
Car LOLs rocks. I am so on board.
@andrewmcdermott23263 жыл бұрын
are you still the lead singer for the script in your spare time?🤔
@marknichol81673 жыл бұрын
Yes. In between being a judge on The Voice.😁
@swizzler683 жыл бұрын
Most of your review is about what the car is meant to be, instead of actually reviewing it's good and bad points. Really crap review mate👎👎👎
@marknichol81673 жыл бұрын
*its
@idimidodjimi67603 жыл бұрын
Damn , i never driven a Spider-man , how can i know to compare it now.
@bigalxyz4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh THERE you are 👍🏻 I enjoyed the HJ videos and I wondered why they had stopped.
@marknichol81674 жыл бұрын
Go to Vanarama’s KZbin channel mate. I’m there now. 😁👍🏻
@bigalxyz4 жыл бұрын
Mark Nichol Cars There already 👍
@raresandreiradita61634 жыл бұрын
dude you're literally the only "reviewer" from tens i've seen about this car, that actually has something bad to say, actually all bad... . Either you are the best of 'em all (which i doubt judging by the followers, either you are full of if ...
@marknichol81674 жыл бұрын
Definitely the latter. Enjoy your car mate. 👍🏻
@Socrates993 жыл бұрын
he is full of it
@saintetienne7554 жыл бұрын
Nearly a thousand subscribers . . . Try "clean my house with me" or "I do my wife's make up" Equals a million subscribers QED !!!
@zaporida4 жыл бұрын
Good luck Mark.
@saintetienne7554 жыл бұрын
A Geordie in Ponteland - next you'll be wearing a coat !!
@saintetienne7554 жыл бұрын
Geordie bugger that yer are - where ya been hiding - never knew this existed til now ... by accident Tell people ... subscribed ... thank you ... erm ... goodbye!
@colinmaynard28794 жыл бұрын
Subscriber 901...honest. Already a better channel subscription than Diretripe
@nijasty4 жыл бұрын
The 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' easy listening background music is the cherry on the cake here. 👍
@pigeonpoo18234 жыл бұрын
Was gonna suggest you could do a piece called 'what your private plate says about you.' probably don't wanna pee off your new employer too much just yet, but, honestly, they know what to expect from Mark nicholich
@nooooddy4 жыл бұрын
3D pipes screensaver = 👍 Furlough joke = 👍👍 Rebecca Black reference = 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@allotment32754 жыл бұрын
Unpleasantly bulging - I'm not one to lol but this had me
@z00h4 жыл бұрын
That Mercedes steering wheel thing, proper lol that. Typical German attempt at "you take us seriously" press release, the only thing missing is some pompous background music.
@glideman4 жыл бұрын
Hans should stick to doing dishes 🤣🤣
@Oli_Hudson4 жыл бұрын
TH04NXX M4RKK
@meljones70664 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the Volvo XC40 review.
@nickw96264 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the new gainful employment!
@markusdahmann41074 жыл бұрын
Shared this to help spreading the news. Numbers aren't jumping, just "lurching".
@MrTrull14 жыл бұрын
Big LOLs to this video. 👍😀
@johnduffy500i4 жыл бұрын
4RS on your Mokka! Lol! 😂 I laugh but I have a private reg thankfully not on no Mokka! Great work as always Mark 👏🏻
@doddacakes19744 жыл бұрын
Canny good though but
@kndengraver4 жыл бұрын
Found you! A nice positive out of the present lock down stresses of life. Keep on having fun and doing what you do Mark.
@120mxathensmotocrossgreece84 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work! You've been missed!
@oliverstemp91324 жыл бұрын
Please read out more of these press releases that don't announce anything, they are brilliant
@marknichol81674 жыл бұрын
Mercedes did one about steering wheels but it was too late to make the cut. Next time. 😁
@Oli_Hudson4 жыл бұрын
Hi Mark. Please can you do a video on your personal car history? Cheers
@ScubaSteveSJN4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure that'll be as much fun as you'd hope. A Punto and rover 25 that died 🤣
@Oli_Hudson4 жыл бұрын
Steven Nichol ha! Oh dear
@marknichol81674 жыл бұрын
Trolled by my own brother. Unbelievable.
@marknichol81674 жыл бұрын
He's right though. It's shit. In fact I specifically became a car journalist so that I could drive nice stuff for free.
@ppcmartin4 жыл бұрын
My cat says it is because 60 % of those elderly people are driving with their dogs.
@z00h4 жыл бұрын
Man, I'd buy a VW if it was put together by the Altern-8 cru.
@pigeonpoo18234 жыл бұрын
Please write your own press releases for cars and let us guess them. Though never tell us the answers cos you'll never get invited to a launch ever again, probably
@sonofcain144 жыл бұрын
You are the best! Top gear really needs you
@marknichol81674 жыл бұрын
I agree. Do you have their number?
@sonofcain144 жыл бұрын
@@marknichol8167 If I ever have it, You will be the first to know
@ikarugamoo4 жыл бұрын
0181 811 8181 from memory
@rushutley38314 жыл бұрын
👏🏼👏😂😂 Great humor from start to finish!!
@doddacakes19744 жыл бұрын
Canny good though but
@MrTrull14 жыл бұрын
Just a thought - is that because over 55s already drive super-carefully anyway, whereas the younger ones know they drive like tossers normally but do it anyway? 🤔