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@redfrank7
@redfrank7 Жыл бұрын
Why when giving a review they want to become a comedian is beyond me..
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 9 ай бұрын
This is true. Cars should never be fun.
@MrNumedeutilizator
@MrNumedeutilizator 2 жыл бұрын
If you want to roast all the cars... This makes a comediat but not a proper car reviewer. So..yeah good luck with the views for comedy. Cause that's what you're doing and some might like it. Good luck.
@Splitscreen83
@Splitscreen83 2 жыл бұрын
Grow up mate.... 🙄
@plongs3
@plongs3 2 жыл бұрын
Great vid, still laughing. FYI the 308 keeps coming bottom of reliability surveys!
@neil3146
@neil3146 2 жыл бұрын
Inspired. He is in stitches all the way through. I am not surprised.
@ppytal
@ppytal 2 жыл бұрын
Hurrah! I was getting worried... Nice to see this channel and vanarama working out well, surprised HJ let you go. Keep up the amazing work, been a bit of a mad year. Really glad I found your new channels as I now find myself driving a Honda jazz/fit and need all the help I can get! :-(
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Andrew, nice to hear from you. I say you trade in your Jazz for an NSX. You only live once 😁👊🏻
@ppytal
@ppytal 2 жыл бұрын
@@marknichol8167 interesting choice..., sure I can bolt the kids seats to the roof somehow!
@gw493
@gw493 2 жыл бұрын
Worst review more like 💩👎
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you x
@stuartsinclair6269
@stuartsinclair6269 2 жыл бұрын
This is the worse review I’ve seen, not really good at this job mate, sorry, I drive two top spec GLAs mercs, this was better in driving and the gearbox was the smoothest, the 2 mercs you could feel the jolting when changing gear. 1 year on, I still love it, before I traded in an AClass merc, now got the highest spec Xceed, it’s a great car, and I’ve got to say, I’m 6,2, lower your seat a bit the viewing gets better all in all, it’s a great car to have, yes I’m picky….
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 2 жыл бұрын
My opinion differs to yours on the car you’ve spent money on. That doesn’t make me bad at the job, mate. Glad you like your car though x
@stuartsinclair6269
@stuartsinclair6269 2 жыл бұрын
@@marknichol8167 No worries dude, sorry I was rude
@grahamjones7683
@grahamjones7683 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus, what an awful reviewer. No thread to what he's saying, he's all over the place, like he's got some agenda to criticise this car but can't concentrate on one point for more than 10 seconds. Totally at odds with the other reviews which give this car a good write up.
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus isn’t interested in your opinion on my review style, I hope. X
@emanuelaardelean5047
@emanuelaardelean5047 3 жыл бұрын
This review is absolutely ridiculous. I really hope people won’t list to this rubbish. I test drove this car, and it is brilliant in comparison to GLA or BMW X1 that 💩. You should know not everyone is 2 meters tall like you are, and some people may feel comfortable in it.
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realise that. All I see are tall people. Damn! Thanks.
@ambientbrothers2635
@ambientbrothers2635 3 жыл бұрын
Uber cool car; shame about the name. Great review as ever.
@ambientbrothers2635
@ambientbrothers2635 3 жыл бұрын
Nizzle can even make Audis interestin'.
@ambientbrothers2635
@ambientbrothers2635 3 жыл бұрын
God that Quadriplegio thing is pug ugly -- Mercedes and steering wheels are like Disney's Fast Play .....
@ambientbrothers2635
@ambientbrothers2635 3 жыл бұрын
Peugeot and Vauxhall, a marriage made in purgatory. Each generation of MX5 looks just a bit worse, a true arse port.
@ambientbrothers2635
@ambientbrothers2635 3 жыл бұрын
The Insignia is sooooo exciting, what with being fully R2-D2 compliant. It's a bit cruel skinning vegans to use for car interiors. I know they can be annoying, but ....
@ambientbrothers2635
@ambientbrothers2635 3 жыл бұрын
Car LOLs rocks. I am so on board.
@andrewmcdermott2326
@andrewmcdermott2326 3 жыл бұрын
are you still the lead singer for the script in your spare time?🤔
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. In between being a judge on The Voice.😁
@swizzler68
@swizzler68 3 жыл бұрын
Most of your review is about what the car is meant to be, instead of actually reviewing it's good and bad points. Really crap review mate👎👎👎
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 3 жыл бұрын
*its
@idimidodjimi6760
@idimidodjimi6760 3 жыл бұрын
Damn , i never driven a Spider-man , how can i know to compare it now.
@bigalxyz
@bigalxyz 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh THERE you are 👍🏻 I enjoyed the HJ videos and I wondered why they had stopped.
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 4 жыл бұрын
Go to Vanarama’s KZbin channel mate. I’m there now. 😁👍🏻
@bigalxyz
@bigalxyz 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Nichol Cars There already 👍
@raresandreiradita6163
@raresandreiradita6163 4 жыл бұрын
dude you're literally the only "reviewer" from tens i've seen about this car, that actually has something bad to say, actually all bad... . Either you are the best of 'em all (which i doubt judging by the followers, either you are full of if ...
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely the latter. Enjoy your car mate. 👍🏻
@Socrates99
@Socrates99 3 жыл бұрын
he is full of it
@saintetienne755
@saintetienne755 4 жыл бұрын
Nearly a thousand subscribers . . . Try "clean my house with me" or "I do my wife's make up" Equals a million subscribers QED !!!
@zaporida
@zaporida 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck Mark.
@saintetienne755
@saintetienne755 4 жыл бұрын
A Geordie in Ponteland - next you'll be wearing a coat !!
@saintetienne755
@saintetienne755 4 жыл бұрын
Geordie bugger that yer are - where ya been hiding - never knew this existed til now ... by accident Tell people ... subscribed ... thank you ... erm ... goodbye!
@colinmaynard2879
@colinmaynard2879 4 жыл бұрын
Subscriber 901...honest. Already a better channel subscription than Diretripe
@nijasty
@nijasty 4 жыл бұрын
The 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' easy listening background music is the cherry on the cake here. 👍
@pigeonpoo1823
@pigeonpoo1823 4 жыл бұрын
Was gonna suggest you could do a piece called 'what your private plate says about you.' probably don't wanna pee off your new employer too much just yet, but, honestly, they know what to expect from Mark nicholich
@nooooddy
@nooooddy 4 жыл бұрын
3D pipes screensaver = 👍 Furlough joke = 👍👍 Rebecca Black reference = 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@allotment3275
@allotment3275 4 жыл бұрын
Unpleasantly bulging - I'm not one to lol but this had me
@z00h
@z00h 4 жыл бұрын
That Mercedes steering wheel thing, proper lol that. Typical German attempt at "you take us seriously" press release, the only thing missing is some pompous background music.
@glideman
@glideman 4 жыл бұрын
Hans should stick to doing dishes 🤣🤣
@Oli_Hudson
@Oli_Hudson 4 жыл бұрын
TH04NXX M4RKK
@meljones7066
@meljones7066 4 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the Volvo XC40 review.
@nickw9626
@nickw9626 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the new gainful employment!
@markusdahmann4107
@markusdahmann4107 4 жыл бұрын
Shared this to help spreading the news. Numbers aren't jumping, just "lurching".
@MrTrull1
@MrTrull1 4 жыл бұрын
Big LOLs to this video. 👍😀
@johnduffy500i
@johnduffy500i 4 жыл бұрын
4RS on your Mokka! Lol! 😂 I laugh but I have a private reg thankfully not on no Mokka! Great work as always Mark 👏🏻
@doddacakes1974
@doddacakes1974 4 жыл бұрын
Canny good though but
@kndengraver
@kndengraver 4 жыл бұрын
Found you! A nice positive out of the present lock down stresses of life. Keep on having fun and doing what you do Mark.
@120mxathensmotocrossgreece8
@120mxathensmotocrossgreece8 4 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work! You've been missed!
@oliverstemp9132
@oliverstemp9132 4 жыл бұрын
Please read out more of these press releases that don't announce anything, they are brilliant
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 4 жыл бұрын
Mercedes did one about steering wheels but it was too late to make the cut. Next time. 😁
@Oli_Hudson
@Oli_Hudson 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Mark. Please can you do a video on your personal car history? Cheers
@ScubaSteveSJN
@ScubaSteveSJN 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure that'll be as much fun as you'd hope. A Punto and rover 25 that died 🤣
@Oli_Hudson
@Oli_Hudson 4 жыл бұрын
Steven Nichol ha! Oh dear
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 4 жыл бұрын
Trolled by my own brother. Unbelievable.
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 4 жыл бұрын
He's right though. It's shit. In fact I specifically became a car journalist so that I could drive nice stuff for free.
@ppcmartin
@ppcmartin 4 жыл бұрын
My cat says it is because 60 % of those elderly people are driving with their dogs.
@z00h
@z00h 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I'd buy a VW if it was put together by the Altern-8 cru.
@pigeonpoo1823
@pigeonpoo1823 4 жыл бұрын
Please write your own press releases for cars and let us guess them. Though never tell us the answers cos you'll never get invited to a launch ever again, probably
@sonofcain14
@sonofcain14 4 жыл бұрын
You are the best! Top gear really needs you
@marknichol8167
@marknichol8167 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Do you have their number?
@sonofcain14
@sonofcain14 4 жыл бұрын
@@marknichol8167 If I ever have it, You will be the first to know
@ikarugamoo
@ikarugamoo 4 жыл бұрын
0181 811 8181 from memory
@rushutley3831
@rushutley3831 4 жыл бұрын
👏🏼👏😂😂 Great humor from start to finish!!
@doddacakes1974
@doddacakes1974 4 жыл бұрын
Canny good though but
@MrTrull1
@MrTrull1 4 жыл бұрын
Just a thought - is that because over 55s already drive super-carefully anyway, whereas the younger ones know they drive like tossers normally but do it anyway? 🤔