"We are being attacked by a 40 inch penis!"

Glass and polycarbonate (what most modern space helmets are made out of) are incredibly resistant to inorganic and organic acidic compounds, it makes literally no sense for the helmet to melt like that

Both movies were possible only if all crew members were complete retards. Which makes the movie bad because the audience cannot relate to characters whose actions defy the lost elementary logic.

So dumb...

Insults the other scientist for smocking Tabaco, yet approaches an unknown spices of alien and tries to touch it...

This scene irritates me so much.

Is that a tree hugger or just some random unimportant creature in the alien franchise?

Creepy hissing alien creature appears. These guys believe it's totally harmless and try to pet it.

While it was stupid of them to approach it, at the same time, I'd also feel protected in those suits and honestly I feel as if he was trying to calm himself and Fifield down. Besides, even if you are a biologist, I don't think you could predict something with acid blood and the strength of breaking an arm. If it were like a snake on earth, it definitely wouldn't be able to do that. Still a dumb thing to do

In ridley scott movies, "scientists" are morons. Fr

This film really was just Idiots in Space the movie

I was trying to eat a plate of spaghetti while watching this video!💀

When a fetish gets the better of you.

I’m convinced this film is meant to be a parody of dumb sci fi horror, there’s no way the shot of him grinning like a moron while the snake thing is hissing at him isn’t supposed to be comedy

At 02:21 did u see his head move like his head wasn't really in the helmet? Or am I tripping?

No menosprecies a la serpiente por no tener cuernos

Seriously what idiots see a snake-like creature on a foreign planet and think "You know what I'm going to mess with it" I'm not even an animal expert and I know not to do that.

Suggested fixes for this scene: 1. Instead of getting lost, either the map couldn’t account for hidden corridors or they trigger the security system and get trapped. 2. Instead of trying to pet the space cobra, he’s so enamored by how “beautiful” it is, he doesn’t notice there are more sneaking up behind them.

People complain about anything 😂 it was funny, scary and the kills were interesting

These guys were crazy stupid, but the Hammerhead was over powered. That junk grew back in seconds.

I have never seen the investigation of a new species go tits up so quickly.

Yeah I can’t watch this scene. Creeps me out.

I mean what do you think it was doing down there??

I mean he just got about 3 feet of d__k down the throat HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?

I just got one question.. Why must these things always go in the mouth?! I mean pregnancy isn’t even this one’s particular function and it still goes down the throat..!

I respect the curiosity, because that’s one of our defining traits as human beings, but I don’t respect the rampant ignorance and disregard for any form of first contact procedure. When exploring an alien world, policy should ALWAYS be to observe the animal _FROM A DISTANCE!,_ and only got close under _very_ fucking extreme circumstances, and by that I mean “it’s chasing you, so run the fuck away.”

They have 0 survival instincts

All these years later and I still think it's absolute bullshit how this thing seems to instantly regrow its own head.

Like many, I've been rewatching the franchise due to Romulus. It's incredible how Ripley was already the smartest character from the whole franchise from movie 1.

Captain was busy clapping some cheeks lol

Murieron como vivieron... Como unos imbeciles

Hammerpeed kepala bapak kau. 'Hammerpede' lah bodoh

Ngl, they reacted pretty realistically. Most people irl would be dumb enough to actually approach a creature in this way.

Such sloppy crap writing

This and the 'map' guy getting them lost were the two dumbest things ever in the Alien films, hands down.

I remember seeing this in the theater and you could physically feel the collective groan of annoyance from the entire audience at this scene. Like every single person(and it was a full house) was simultaneously thinking how absurd this guy's action were and it was manifesting itself into a palpable emotion. It was just that dumb.

These two chowder heads cheated on every exam that they took.

How can we top this? I give you Alien Romulus

So admirable of the corporation to allow people with special needs to go explore a cave by themselves

They are so dumb........

Reminder that there are people that actually praise this as a masterpiece and "ahead of if its time" lol

Oh! Look! A living thing on this mysterious planet. Awww, Its so cute. She's beautifull! Cool, It's hissing and posturing at me. Here here little buddy coochie coochie cootch💢💦AIEEEE!💀

The robots are the villan of this movies The robots: really because almost 95 porcent is fault of the own human ( see this scene) see

Fifield is the smart one here. He saw the clearly dangerous creature and didn't want to get near it. Millburn would shove his hand in a fire to see if it's hot.

So why did the hammerpeed go in his mouth?

Why does he think it’s a girl? I mean it’s an alien creature it would be almost impossible to tell.

This is the death I wanted for Nick van Owen and Sarah Harding in the Lost World

Really, Ridley?????

Patrick: “Eels”

*THE WORST PART ABOUT THIS IS THERE WAS AT LEAST ONE MORE HAMMERPEDE HERE SO IMAGINE IF THAT ONE DECIDED TO GO ROGUE*