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@Barbie_Viaa
@Barbie_Viaa 16 сағат бұрын
he ate him up
@Astrodudespace
@Astrodudespace Күн бұрын
Quagmire is SUCH a hypocrite
@georgeealien
@georgeealien Күн бұрын
It will always be insanely funny that 99% of Family Guy fans completely agree with Quagmire despite him also doing terrible things. It just goes to show how hateable Brian really is.
@tk40gamingjunior
@tk40gamingjunior Күн бұрын
0:15 not likely 😂
@creeper231
@creeper231 Күн бұрын
this is the best dialogue I've ever seen on tv
@xlatheblackdragon705
@xlatheblackdragon705 2 күн бұрын
Damn he really spat truth
@S.coups_Wife
@S.coups_Wife 2 күн бұрын
Quagmire, you're a 🍇ist
@just2380
@just2380 3 күн бұрын
who’s here from reddit
@DanialShokouhbin
@DanialShokouhbin 3 күн бұрын
Who’s quagmire to talk about being a failed parent he probably has at least one kid with every person in America
@julianacontreras536
@julianacontreras536 6 күн бұрын
This is The Way I Feel About My Tia Cythina, She is The Worst Tia in My Whole Family
@ramsaybolton9817
@ramsaybolton9817 9 күн бұрын
“I don’t buy them a copy of catcher in the rye and lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. HE WASN’T!! He was a spoiled brat. And that’s why you like him so much… he’s you. God you’re pretentious!!!” That parts so god damn funny. Quagmire’s had soooo much time to formulate his opinion on Brian. And he’s 100% spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
@UltraEgiRazor
@UltraEgiRazor 11 күн бұрын
Even what quagmire says to Brian is true he’s has no fucking room to talk why do these writers try to make the audience bend over backwards for quagmire knowing how much of a sick fuck he is
@Astrodudespace
@Astrodudespace 11 күн бұрын
I feel like Quagmire is like Brian like a hypocrite
@Troy-b4n
@Troy-b4n 13 күн бұрын
Quagmire is just jealous
@BeefyZawg
@BeefyZawg 5 күн бұрын
He's 80% right
@masterstumpy3583
@masterstumpy3583 14 күн бұрын
Why did Quagmire even agree to go out to eat with Brian in the first place if Quagmire doesn't like him?
@warugizenahy328
@warugizenahy328 15 күн бұрын
I love how everyone in the restaurant are very generic looking, and then there’s Quagmire
@Bladestar7
@Bladestar7 15 күн бұрын
How many of you guys are saying Quagmire's rant word for word as you watch this? God, it is so fun. 🙂
@tk40gamingjunior
@tk40gamingjunior 16 күн бұрын
What episode is this
@EverythingisŠt4r
@EverythingisŠt4r 17 күн бұрын
Meet the Brian’s
@KevinMcLaughlin-r6o
@KevinMcLaughlin-r6o 18 күн бұрын
Both are scumbags, both are terrible and regardless who owns it and who doesn't, both are exactly the same. And no offence I'm in no way defending Quagmire but he's also pretentious, thinking that because he's aware that he's a awful person that it somehow excuses it in a way. And as far as I know and can remember I don't ever recall Brian drugging or raping anyone.
@ronaldrobinson7784
@ronaldrobinson7784 18 күн бұрын
Mrs. Phillips and Ms. Rivera were the worst teachers I knew. They'd constantly criticized my classmates and me; two guys quietly talked on the bus after a lousy field, and punishing was how they repaid them. To add insult to injury, Phillips and Rivera mocked the guys after those two told them that it wasn't their fault and they were such sponges they talked terrible things about us; they always say, "Unacceptable, you should be ashamed of yourselves," we didn't do anything wrong, even if we did, they still shouldn't have talked to us like that. What bothers me is that they made us cry over accidents, even if we did something wrong intentionally. Yeah, I cry, too, and I used to accept punishments, but I don't do that anymore. I don't take punishments for something I did or didn't do from people who are so discriminative and think they know everything and are above the law. They're not! They are spoiled brats! They don't have power over us, and that's why I hated them; they are Karens. God, I wished they weren't my 5th-grade teachers. And they deluded Kristoff by threatening him to stop talking to himself. I would've known those two weren't that friendly, they would've known that I could've kick their asses for being jerks! What I hated most about them was how they verbally abused my classmates, Eliza and Elena. They made Elena cry so much that they scolded Eliza for nothing and forced them to move to different seats. Well, what have they done to help? I treat people respectfully; sometimes, I don't see them doing that. P.S. to Phillips and Rivera: "If you guys are friendly, start being nice. By the way, verbal abuse is not a teacher, but wait, you don't know anything you did wrong because you think you're above the law; well, who is to think like that? You failed some of my classmates, which is worse than when one of you forced your son to attend class. How's your kid doing, by the way? Seriously, how are you doing? But you know what? I could've forgotten all that right now; if you weren't such bores. The both of them need to stop being discriminative, bratty, verbally abusive bores.😤
@gmrttz
@gmrttz 19 күн бұрын
hitler vs stalin
@WilliamJones-i5d
@WilliamJones-i5d 19 күн бұрын
Over half his rant is pure hyocrisy He could have just said hes not a dog person. That would have made sense
@SargeantPrepper
@SargeantPrepper 20 күн бұрын
but religion is for idiots
@ballistic789
@ballistic789 21 күн бұрын
quagmire, you're a rapist
@ttkk3449
@ttkk3449 21 күн бұрын
Nah I’d seriously take a week off from work and stay in my house and recollect my thoughts if someone demolished me like that.
@KitGoldenlance-x7w
@KitGoldenlance-x7w 22 күн бұрын
Roasting the typical liberal 😂
@smitty8007
@smitty8007 24 күн бұрын
yk i remember first watching this and was just like “get his ass q” but nowadays i look back and quagmire is just a huge hypocrite and really just like 100x worse than brian
@Silentblueboi
@Silentblueboi 25 күн бұрын
Here a better question with quagmire why does even care on hating brian his whole life hell quagmire still a sad lonely loser similar to Brian but there are some really shitty stuff quagmire done that worse than Brian: Quagmire try to sleep with his best friend daughter meg. Hes a sex addict. He slept with a minor was supposed to go to jail for it but his mom slept with the judge to forget it. Gave up his daughter and has another daughter he didn't had. He just treats the women in the show like sex dolls. Somehow he passed his legacy to chris griffin.
@Stevo935
@Stevo935 25 күн бұрын
Of course Brian puts ketchup on his steak.
@22cber
@22cber 25 күн бұрын
He's right but counter quagmire He does the same, didn't care about statutory laws, had a daughter he doest see, wasn't supportive of his father's transition, implied to commit 🍇. A good argument but the wrong person to say it
@markusfavors6711
@markusfavors6711 26 күн бұрын
Screw Brian on the teeth episode. He was a total dick on that.
@jakeharrington7831
@jakeharrington7831 26 күн бұрын
The reality is that, most of the time, if people don’t like you, it’s because you want them to like you. I mean, when you watch a good movie, do you say it’s good because the director SAYS it’s good? No. You watch it because it has good acting, story, and writing, and in a way that’s what we can compare ourselves to - movies. If we’re nice, funny, intelligent, people we should be alright, if you’re not, ninety nine percent of the time, you don’t deserve it.
@PrinceRevolver
@PrinceRevolver 26 күн бұрын
"Go home dog" 😭
@SparkleBurgerLuv
@SparkleBurgerLuv 29 күн бұрын
quagmire have some growth unlike Brian who became worst, because brian is so full of himself, he believe every girls would fall for his charm, but the difference between Brian and Quagmire is, for quagmire it a quick lay, for brian he trying to used feeling like emotional feeling to convince the women she sleeping with that he really love them, but the moments the next hot girl come bye, it like bye and leave, beside sleeping around what else does brian has next for his life, oh he a writer who bailey do any work so he basically lazy and drink beer, quagmire has a job as a pilot, a house and have more character growth like liking cat which is understanding because of his hatred of brian, shown he really is smart, and an amazing cook. so tell me is quagmire really just as bad as brian, or at least more better then brian??
@GevoGenesis92
@GevoGenesis92 29 күн бұрын
1:55 One would think that because Quagmire is a pilot, which are typically union workers, he wouldn't have a problem with liberal politics.
@PeterHanson-c3e
@PeterHanson-c3e 25 күн бұрын
It's not the liberal politics that Quagmire is disliking. It's that there are people like Brian who are pretending to be liberal just to be liked, yet they do nothing to try to better the world.
@AdamHarun-rj3qu
@AdamHarun-rj3qu Ай бұрын
Quagmire is a hypocrite and is just as bad as Brian, if not worse, but he at least acknowledges his faults and takes responsbility for them and doesn't try to stand on a high pedestal, though I disagree with him getting angry at Brian for defecating on Peter's lawn since that's what dogs do. However, here's another reason why Brian sucks: eating steak with ketchup.
@princesscadance197
@princesscadance197 Ай бұрын
As someone who grew up with narcissistic parents, hearing ‘How can you not like me?’ hurt to hear because I’ve heard very similar things from them.
@florianebert8994
@florianebert8994 Ай бұрын
What is a bor?😅
@prodtyphoon
@prodtyphoon Ай бұрын
bore* as in boring. is something/someone is a bore, it means it/they are boring.
@austinm223
@austinm223 Ай бұрын
Valid crashout. Brian is a terrible dog if you think about it.
@Pipemdwnn
@Pipemdwnn Ай бұрын
brian=deadpool quagmire=wolverine
@austinm223
@austinm223 Ай бұрын
Lol
@ErebusGaming72787
@ErebusGaming72787 Ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one who thought of it like that-
@StormBoltVR
@StormBoltVR Ай бұрын
This is why lie like quagmire, and hate brian.
@eandoan8970
@eandoan8970 Ай бұрын
Ok he said one of the reasons he dislikes Brian because he hits on his best friend’s wife. Doesn’t quagmire also hit on Lois? I’m pretty sure in one episode he comes out and admits to her that he’s in love with her. Also he had an affair with Cleveland’s wife, Loretta. God, what a hypocrite 😂
@PeterHanson-c3e
@PeterHanson-c3e 25 күн бұрын
True, but in the earlier days he still respected Peter and Lois's marriage. Also, he didn't start that adultery with Loretta. She was the one who came on to him. Yes, he should have said no, but Loretta was far from innocent herself.
@RoninJay408
@RoninJay408 Ай бұрын
Quagmire is a degenerate 9 times out of 10, and the one time he's not is when Brian around 😂
@MadPagan03
@MadPagan03 Ай бұрын
I just love how after this Stewie makes Brian feel better, but it's just Seth MacFarlane telling him to love himself. How narcissistic and pathetic, he should've kept making bangers for The Cleveland Show
@eduardoflores1503
@eduardoflores1503 Ай бұрын
Brian if he was Smart: "Quagmire you're a Rapist."
@Kmoney20036
@Kmoney20036 Ай бұрын
You hit on Lois sometimes too Quag
@driftingsoul7355
@driftingsoul7355 Ай бұрын
Quagmire may be right about Brian. But admitting you’re an awful person doesn’t make you any better than the one who pretends he’s not awful (Brian). But also, Brian is still not as bad as Quagmire. First of all, Brian is at least kind to people. Yeah he doesn’t pay people back, he makes excuses, pretends he knows what’s going on, but at least he’s fucking nice. Quagmire thinks that just because he exclaims that he does bad things that automatically excuses him from being worse. Nope. Brian is genuinely a better person even though all of his fakeness. The only truth that Quagmire pointed out was that Brian isn’t as bright. But brightness in intellect doesn’t equate to a better person. Brian is always comforting Stewie, he never ACTUALLY tries anything with Lois, and btw Peter treats Lois like crap so at that point Quagmire why don’t ya call out your pal Peter?? Here’s another idea, why don’t you leave Brian alone because you don’t live with the Griffin’s and you shouldn’t be talking. You don’t know how much they love one another, they’re a family. And you’re over here tryna smash Peter’s daughter so you DOUBLY shouldn’t be talking you hypocrite.
@derekdavis1109
@derekdavis1109 Ай бұрын
Stop being intentionally obtuse
@driftingsoul7355
@driftingsoul7355 21 күн бұрын
@ No one’s being intentionally obtuse shut up. I’m pointing out that the people who accuse people of bs like this aren’t any better themselves. They project. So screw off.
@DrivableNote
@DrivableNote Ай бұрын
says the guy that wants to fk his best friends wife
@alexandergonzie1200
@alexandergonzie1200 Ай бұрын
One would have failed miserably in life to care what a mega creep like quagmire thinks of them.
@Beyond-Mysteries
@Beyond-Mysteries Ай бұрын
And you realize, as a dog, Brian wants to be liked.