A good one...!

Joe was a deaf man, and he just bought a new hearing aid. He was so happy with his new hearing aid, when he saw his friend Harry, he had to tell him about it. Joe said, "Hey Harry, remember that old hearing aid I used to have? The one with the receiver in the shirt pocket? Remember how I was always messing with it, trying to turn up the volume? Boy, I've got a new hearing aid that's opened up a whole new world for me. I'm hearing things I never heard before. All those words are coming in loud and clear. I paid $1000 for this hearing aid wholesale. If the company that made this hearing aid wanted me to do a commercial for it, I'd do it, and they wouldn't have to pay me. I can hear a pin drop on a carpet in the next room!" Harry said, "Well Joe that's great! What kind is it?" Joe looked at his watch and said, "About 4:15!"

Classic LMAO!!!

thanks, good way to start the day.....

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Nonsense joke

These jokes are never funny

not cool

wow but AI can kill a joke

Not funny. Rather feeble as jokes go.

The best joke about the honeymoon is getting married in the first place.

I am 86 years old. It was not funny fifty years ago before computers. It is not funny now.

Getting political now chap? Not a good idea. Just unsubscribed.

Not Funny

OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂

Oops!!!!

Well, he asked...

not funny. total waste of energy.

I knew it was a joke when they said 'handsome'

The AI voice ovber is bloody awful.

AI bot voice, and why bleep out the word 'damn' when it's already on screen?

A salesman got into a hotel elevator. There was a drop-dead beautiful young woman in the elevator. She had a very pretty face and an healthy pair of boobs. It was a small elevator, and they were standing close to each other. The salesman went to scratch his neck and when he pulled up his arm, he accidentally brushed against the young woman's breast with his elbow. He was so flustered, he apologized right away. He said, "Miss, I'm so sorry that I accidentally touched your chest. I didn't do it on purpose. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I'm sure you'll forgive me." The young lady said, "Sir, I do forgive you, and Sir, if the rest of you is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 614."

Lame. Terrible voiceover; AI?

Who didn't see this punch line coming once we learned the mother was irritated by "Mother of Six"?

First tip don’t let AI tell a joke

teehee..

Oops, wrong kind of logs!

That joke's 50 years old, mate 🙄🙄

So true

I though the clue was something like "he'd beat me up because I kept on whining". 🤪

Great joke!

So unfunny….

A man worked as a delivery driver for a coal company. One day his boss told him that there was a special delivery to be made to Mrs. Brown's house. The boss said, "I need you to deliver a load of soft coal and a load of hard coal to Mrs. Brown's house and unload it down her chute." The driver said he would take care of the delivery. So he loaded up some soft coal and a load of hard coal and went to make his delivery. When he got to Mrs. Brown's house, he started to unload the coal down the chute. Mrs. Brown stuck her head out of the window and yelled. "Hey, Mr. Driver!! Don't do that now, can't you see that I've got my clothes hanging on the line?" The driver said, "Mrs. Brown, I got to unload this coal now. I got other deliveries to make!" Mrs Brown said, "Don't unload that coal. I got clothes on the line!" The driver got frustrated and mad and called his boss. He told the boss, "I'm quitting right now. This is ridiculous!" The boss said, "Why are you quitting?" The driver said, "I'll tell you why I'm quitting. I got the soft off, I got the hard on, Mrs. Brown has her clothes up, and she won't let me put it in!"

Someone dial The Human Rights Commission!!!

that was good...thanks😅😅😅

Groaner!

Too long for me...

Two guys were sitting in a bar. One of the guys said to the other, "Did you hear about Jim? His wife said that he was in a terrible accident. He had several broken bones, internal injuries, and he was in a lot of pain." The other man said, "No, I hadn't heard anything." Another man, sitting next to them at the bar overheard their conversation and said about the news, "That's nothing compared to what happened to me. I've had pain worse than that two times in my life!" The first man asked, "Oh yeah? When was the first time?" The man said, "The first time was when me and some buddies were out hunting. I had to take a dump. I went behind a tree, dropped my pants, and squatted down but I didn't see that bear trap that was set there. The trap sprang and clamped around my testicles." Both of the other men said, "Owww! That was the first time, when was the second time." The man said, "When I reached the end of that chain!"

So how is this clean?

Even a few sips of jungle bourbon are tough to handle, but a whole crate...don't even get me started. I'm a woman, so I'm speculating, but the women of the savages, deep in the jungle are some of the hidden treasures, so luscious, sexy, one more beautiful the deeper one wanders into the jungle. Their cutlery is second to none. This joke has more holes than the third captive!

Smart guy...understanding of religion - live and let live!!!

not funny

A similar story circulates in the world of computers. The bride concerned was a virgin despite having been married three previous times. "The first husband was too old. The second too young." "And the third?" "He was an IBM salesman and he just sat on the end of the bed telling me how wonderful it was going to be."

Touche!!!!!

That is a Jethro Joke.

How come hymns end with Amen instead of A women? Because they're hymns, not hers.

The word is MEDITATION - not mediation!!!

Fred and Sam met on the street. Fred says, "Hey Sam, I heard you went to the beach yesterday!" Sam said, "I sure did." Fred said, What did you do?" Sam said, "I was walking down the beach and found an old, beat up Coke bottle!" Fred asked, "What did you do with it?" Sam said, "Well I rubbed it up pretty good, and don't you know, an old, crusty, snotty-ass, midget genie popped out of the bottle!" The genie said, "I was sleeping and you woke me up, what do you want?" I told him, "If you're a genie. I want three wishes." The genie said, " Ok, I'll give you three wishes and then you leave me alone! What is your first wish?" I told him, "I want to be handsome! He waved his hand and made me handsome!" The genie said, "What's your second wish?" I told him, "I want a to be rich!" He waved his hand and a million dollars appeared!" The genie said, "What do you want for your third wish?" Sam said, "I thought a moment, I had to make this a good wish. Then I told him, I want you to fix it so I can get in between a woman's legs tonight!" Fred said, "What did he do?" Sam said, " He turned me into a Kotex!"

Oh the little Johnny jokes are still evolving and going strong

For the person who didn’t get the joke, it was a girl’s bike which don’t have crossbars.