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@apexartist9618
@apexartist9618 12 сағат бұрын
Facts my old CDR was crazy
@monsegardea6875
@monsegardea6875 18 сағат бұрын
😂
@Brotherken1234
@Brotherken1234 Күн бұрын
One Upmanship 101
@KamrynHernandez1927
@KamrynHernandez1927 Күн бұрын
Now to be real I just started procees for army recently and it seamed to hard to join at 18
@KamrynHernandez1927
@KamrynHernandez1927 Күн бұрын
All branches need a change
@jessehurtado5625
@jessehurtado5625 Күн бұрын
These are the dudes at the VA that easily get 100% disability. Meanwhile I’m jumping through hoops to get 40%. I don’t understand it.
@jeremyjones1238
@jeremyjones1238 Күн бұрын
Lmfao😂 The Few And The PROUD!
@MrRed424
@MrRed424 Күн бұрын
Ok buddy why aren’t you successful then if your cousin is a navy seal 😂.
@GWOTalchem
@GWOTalchem Күн бұрын
I am nobody
@jasonbourne1119
@jasonbourne1119 Күн бұрын
Every Damn Time Can’t the regular guys get some love???
@Thatoperator23
@Thatoperator23 Күн бұрын
“Wrote a book too”
@dylan-collins
@dylan-collins Күн бұрын
Who cares
@Tbiblaine23
@Tbiblaine23 Күн бұрын
Thank you Dylan very cool, I’m sure people cared about those life stories you posted that got 50 views
@GWOTalchem
@GWOTalchem Күн бұрын
I care Dylan! And I hear Jesus does too!
@doopmeister8676
@doopmeister8676 Күн бұрын
@@Tbiblaine23 lmao this is too funny. Dylan youre cooked
@sablimino3250
@sablimino3250 Күн бұрын
The books i read grom rob greene is seals are supposed to bs and day theyre in yhe reg navy
@El_is_tired
@El_is_tired 3 күн бұрын
My Air Force recruiter did nothing but compliment me and my resumé, while the marine corps recruiter called me a little bitch within two minutes of meeting me… guess who’s commissioning marines in two years 😂
@CoolBreeze00002
@CoolBreeze00002 3 күн бұрын
Oil mercenary. I haven’t heard that in a good second. lol
@Sammyman2662
@Sammyman2662 3 күн бұрын
That's like dating women. They will always date the bad boy.
@tradersly
@tradersly 4 күн бұрын
Does the military use a Gmail ? Or they have their special internal communication system ?
@OurLordAndSavior953
@OurLordAndSavior953 4 күн бұрын
1000% correct recreation. I was in this exact situation and that was basically the Marines strategy. Later in my Army career I worked with a lot of Marines and I quickly learned that it wasn’t a strategy, they are just trained to be assholes. Good dudes, but assholes.
@satan____
@satan____ 5 күн бұрын
normal convo on deployment
@DREMONEYSNIPERYT
@DREMONEYSNIPERYT 5 күн бұрын
“Hey what’s your favorite MRE?” Gonna be a LONG AHH night smh 🤦‍♂️ 😂😂😂
@notthefpopelongtimeagogala28
@notthefpopelongtimeagogala28 6 күн бұрын
I went Marines but my recruiters treated me more like the Army skit here
@Joeduffy4
@Joeduffy4 6 күн бұрын
Got a buddy has the national guard fuck with him just counting down his time left in and i am jist like i remember counting down ETS
@SMOKEtillUReyezBLEED
@SMOKEtillUReyezBLEED 6 күн бұрын
Surprise he has a sleeping bag tucked away somewhere
@sdlonewolf
@sdlonewolf 4 күн бұрын
I worked with a guy like that who was 110%, Company man on his way to upper management in the LEO Career Field. If management asked him to jump, he asked how high? He would enforce and I.A. anyone that management told him to go after even his peers. This guy would stay extra hours after work every day despite having a family! Unfortunately, he passed at 42!
@michaelmckinley2185
@michaelmckinley2185 6 күн бұрын
Bro said “yeah any time😢”
@femoralslasher
@femoralslasher 7 күн бұрын
I’ve seen this first hand. I know what it feels like.
@RA-kk1rf
@RA-kk1rf 7 күн бұрын
Army: “The Army doesn’t need you!” Also the Army: “Tracking your ETSing in 6 weeks, but we need you to go to JRTC.”
@matreyles
@matreyles 7 күн бұрын
Love it
@Ghiscari
@Ghiscari 7 күн бұрын
*it might look like were it in the army. Really it's just a big frat* It really do be like that though...
@jackf6397
@jackf6397 7 күн бұрын
Thanks for making these skits some of them hit pretty hard.
@the_real_sunny
@the_real_sunny 7 күн бұрын
thanks bro
@marckirkbride9902
@marckirkbride9902 8 күн бұрын
I'm a space shuttle door gunner......
@edwardmorris8737
@edwardmorris8737 8 күн бұрын
Yeah, the off time is amazing, but those of us that have ventured into Kahukus....RIP and Nec Espera Terrent 🤙
@Oldguy9302
@Oldguy9302 8 күн бұрын
Mandatory Funday vibes, this is hilarious
@grouchypotatowolfpack5580
@grouchypotatowolfpack5580 8 күн бұрын
Plot twist: he was airborne. Knew exactly what he was doing.
@ATable4You
@ATable4You 8 күн бұрын
"and he aint gonna jump no more!"
@Sailboat784
@Sailboat784 8 күн бұрын
Do officers even ever see combat???
@deeeyewhy5949
@deeeyewhy5949 8 күн бұрын
“Skydiving accident” that’s a suicide that makes it easy to hide the fact lmao
@marcush4741
@marcush4741 8 күн бұрын
I had this exact same reaction once. War buddy went out, and my first thought was "pew or rope?". Nope. Just natural causes, in bed alongside loving family. Never felt more envy than in that call.
@joshuagreifenstein987
@joshuagreifenstein987 8 күн бұрын
You're not allowed to quit buddy keep fighting you might not believe it at the moment but I know there is someone that won't be the same without you I just lost my cousin to the Remington retirement plan and I just dont know how to feel... one love
@marcush4741
@marcush4741 8 күн бұрын
@@joshuagreifenstein987 I feel you, bud. Dont worry, Im not going to quit. I only mean that I felt envy that he went out via natural causes. When I was getting those calls every couple months, it just felt like all of our last meals were destined to be a lead sandwich. Hearing that one went out in a peaceful and loving way was what I envied. Its how I intend to go home now. By being the best I can to the people around me until G-d calls me home on HIS timeline.
@kelseyzentmyer3480
@kelseyzentmyer3480 8 күн бұрын
This is not funny my father is a vet and i have seen him struggle because he went to fallusha and only 60 men survived in his battalion.have some respect for vets
@TheTibMutant
@TheTibMutant 8 күн бұрын
I bet your father is sad he raised a little bitch because this skit is talking about REAL shit in life, and the real actual gallows humor that veterans and people that deal with such tragedies in life do have. Clearly you never served, it's obvious.
@tray1598
@tray1598 8 күн бұрын
He is legit raising awarness for veterans. He isn't makimg fun of jokes rather then pointing out how insane it is most american veterans kill themself.
@snrkybrd
@snrkybrd 8 күн бұрын
this guy is a veteran. the whole reason they make jokes like this is because the US military does not have respect for vets. and spell Fallujah correctly
@SpaceCowboy57
@SpaceCowboy57 8 күн бұрын
Weird, as a vet I found this really relatable.
@danm.7295
@danm.7295 8 күн бұрын
He's a vet. I'm a vet. Was good point.
@doopmeister8676
@doopmeister8676 8 күн бұрын
i just finished full time school with the GI bill, was super fun going broke every school break or semester when they weren't offering a full time amount of the classes on my education plan. Christmas was a horrible time for all 3 years
@the_real_sunny
@the_real_sunny 7 күн бұрын
yea it's ridiculous man
@biadd_
@biadd_ 8 күн бұрын
I love Marines. They break you down mentally and physically building you up into a stronger and braver person. Incase they prepare us for the worst. I had experience. I’d say it’s rough but it’s a lot better than what you negatively hear
@Anonymous98630
@Anonymous98630 8 күн бұрын
Keep going bro you’re pretty funny and I’m not even a veteran by any means
@Beastro777
@Beastro777 8 күн бұрын
That's why you think it's funny
@kelseyzentmyer3480
@kelseyzentmyer3480 8 күн бұрын
​@@Beastro777 literally....
@the_real_sunny
@the_real_sunny 8 күн бұрын
thanks bro
@sumo-ninja
@sumo-ninja 8 күн бұрын
"... i mean... You know what i mean" 😂😂😂
@RYN-O
@RYN-O 8 күн бұрын
Seems personal but reasonable
@RYN-O
@RYN-O 8 күн бұрын
Living in a handout society
@Admirel2
@Admirel2 9 күн бұрын
Got to my first unit recently, stood at parade rest when talking to platoon sgt and he told me to stop. A specialist told me he hasn’t stood at parade rest when talking to a superior in 8 years.
@Steezboy3000
@Steezboy3000 9 күн бұрын
This channels gonna be big one day I can feel it
@the_real_sunny
@the_real_sunny 8 күн бұрын
@@Steezboy3000 my man
@Beastro777
@Beastro777 8 күн бұрын
😂😂😂funny af
@harryko8699
@harryko8699 10 күн бұрын
I was born partially deaf. I lost an appointment to the Naval Academy as a result. I tried the Army and Air Force, and both said, “no”. I then call the Marine recruiter. He said, “What’s your address. I’ll pick you up right now.”
@Quackinator69
@Quackinator69 11 күн бұрын
This hasn’t happened yet for me but I can feel it coming around the corner
@dollas_and_sense
@dollas_and_sense 11 күн бұрын
Ive heard of some crazy contracts for guys getting their engineering doctorate, like 8 years of service required
@tiraichbadfthr6454
@tiraichbadfthr6454 10 күн бұрын
stem doctrates are always full funded for non-military idek what the point of doing that would be
@dollas_and_sense
@dollas_and_sense 8 күн бұрын
@tiraichbadfthr6454 yeah they making missles for the next 8 years
@alex_Dav_Q
@alex_Dav_Q 11 күн бұрын
I’m in Operational detachment Alpha
@jon8207
@jon8207 11 күн бұрын
I hate hearing complaining, about being stationed in MCBH
@cjthebomb5518
@cjthebomb5518 11 күн бұрын
I have that same french press