Family guy is guilty of this

AI Slop, shut up

outrageous_land8828 is an opp radiohead is elite

Having worked in the food industry myself. The first thing i do is use the bathroom. If the paper is of poor quality (ie: one ply paper or cardboard dispenser, the brown rolls of paper towels). The first thing management does to cut cost is paperstock cuts, and it doesn't stop there.

Skill Issue

how the hell did you manage to choose an extremely annoying tts?

Idk how to explain it but Mia goth annoys me to no end

"Priviet"

buy bitcoin

Bitcoin

(Maybe)Unhealthy but ”if i end myself they win”. Or, any time I felt I couldn’t cope while in recovery “f you I’m winning and you are losing” both work surprisingly well. To be fair I’m very spiteful. But if living out of spite let’s you live a good life then 🤷‍♀️.

In case, nobody realized you can go to movie theaters whenever you want and see brand new movies without having anybody there. Also, you can go on a random app and find a date and possibly find the love of your life with little to no effort put in.

Me not being here. Poorf gone

We (me and my siblings) got a ps5, i got £75 (£1=$0:88) and the pjo books (original five)

I got socks

Half of these are hilarious like the cowbys and gta6 ones but the others are just whats happening now

Anything but socks. I want socks

A tyrannosaurus Rex

Out of all the health insurance companies I had to put up with United was one of the best. They went to bat for me three times for surgeries against doctors for bogus claims or doubling-up my costs.

Bro this is ai😂

Not looking at the prices first when ordering food and drinks

7 😭

If you wouldn't take their advice, don't take their criticism

These sound like responses I’d make in middle school. “Yeah.. I sit up and contemplate my existence in this world. I’m kinda different😏” like no one has talked like that since 2021

Best ever your about as useful as Anne Frank's drum set

I saw a Deep rock galactic reference and a Monty python reference.

Pineapples DO belong on pizza; there's a thousand ways to make pizza.

I can only imagine one thing is just sleeping that's just one escape that i have my life is just always out of time or not enough time

What car are you using?

I wish I has spent more time honing my geometry dash skilz

Which disney princess is capable of murder is the real question here. Also princess jasmine has a tiger.

Civics in general for the love of god!

Oh hell nah

Elsa isnt a disney princess

Jojo

Awful

The cotton gin by eli whitney introduced the idea of standardized parts for machines.

In this one show I watch, the step sister keeps getting stuck in odd places.

Phrasing! (Archer)

Linda Belcher: Aah! My face!

the best part about the marilyn manson rumor is how is somehow spread before social media. i remember being in class hearing about that one and smartpphones didnt even exist yet

Hands up don't shoot

I wouldn't, because it isn't a problem. It's manufactured hysteria.

If you want a *real* solution to environmental and population problems: 1) Find people in poor, environmentally wasted areas (like Haiti). 2)Have them agree to severe population control in return for immigration to rich, easy countries and monetary support in the interim. 3) Buy up the land and make it forever a zero-population nature reserve. 4) Rinse and repeat. Of course, this is theoretical. For start, Haiti is controlled by Catholics - so until they are put under the thumb, population control is a dead issue.

Everyone around me will do the most horrible things but when i do it all of a sudden im the bad guy.

Synesthesia irl is real. I have it and I have similar symptoms. It happens when your brain jumbles up your senses, everyone has it up until about five months old, but some people retain the qualities.

I wont fix it, the world elites seem to be perfectly happy living in obscene luxury while making life inreasingly miserable for everyone else, if more and more people opts out of the game they soon will be forced to make it a little more fair, as for modern society collapsing, well, take a number, through history humanity has suffered like a dozen major collapses and here we are, let the ones with most to lose be the ones to make the biggest effort for a chance

8 billion is too many

Policies to make children more affordable.

I am shocked at how many people say it's not a problem I live in Austria and we feel the problems of declining populations a lot... there's just not enough workers to keep our society functioning as it did, businesses are closing down because they don't have staff, opening times get cut because there's noone to work those times, quality of service has gone down a lot and especially in health care, we have taken a massive drop... people are sent home early from hospital, you have to wait much longer now for appointments, doctors don't have a lot of time for you, hospital beds have to stay empty because there's not enough nurses to look after the people in them and all that in the face of a growing number of old people that just need more care than young people... in addition, our pension system is on the verge of collapse I'd still say globally we're one of the best off countries overall but it's noticeably going downhill and so will other societies if we don't do anything about it (doesn't have to be spiking birth rates back up but it is definetly a crisis that needs some kind of solution)