... so she is a sex expert but doesn't know the hymen doesn't work that way? I want to see her credentials ...

Hey Tosh, you ever think about how Ryan Reynolds is always trying to be you?

how are you out of breathe surfing?

couldnt of landed better proof god is here but there are still consquences

It's impossible not to like a guy this genuine.

There’s no way Eric Andre wasn’t influenced by Tosh.0 😂

That is about as bad as that could've gone in terms of completing the jump, but as good as it could've gone in terms of falling.

"My favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it, but they can't make you give it back." is the most passively threatening line I've heard in my life.

Lola from BigMouth popped into my brain when he said - " *YOU GONNA LOOK AT ME N YOUR GONNA TELL ME THAT IM WRONG* "

You can tell Daniel has met his match with Ricky.

I didn’t go to my prom or graduation they were for the losers.

Miss ya tosh

Sell china our end of the moon hahahahahaha

That Jew joke killed me!

The white warrior lady literally made it racist. Perfect

Back when the right was racist and starting wars, so much has changed. Now the left is racist AF and supports every war.

American need him back!! Tosh.0 is needed best entertainment ever

"Love at 1,095th sight." - Daniel Tosh

Hey I think someone put a roofy in this, can you try this? *Guy wakes up in jail.*

For the record, I'm pretty sure there aren't any brown people from Nebraska.

It's funny when the guest don't realize he's making fun of them lol

Gingers are here only to destroy.

I remember a video of some dude who wore Battle Dress Uniform and was confronted by a veteran and he tried to lie and say he wasn’t impersonating a soldier but a clip is shown where the faker went to a Starbucks and asked if they have a military discount. When he was told to tale it off he was wearing a Minecraft shirt underneath. Bruv come on 😂

@15:28 Look how pumped Dave is when Koko B. Ware comes running out! That is true joy on his face. It really is “still real to him dammit.”😂

I’m not going to lie it looks badass

😂😂😂😂

' Do or die ' personified! "Where are you from?" "Uuuuum....Canada. " This guy does Canada proud! 👍

"Well, I'd probably go for a jog, see what it's like jogging again" He gave a dead serious and reasonable answer to that goofy question.

So youre an honest man! No. Youre an honest man? Im an honest man, yes. 😂

Hey, fairy godmothers have wands too!

I can't believe her husband is my cousin. 😐

I worked as a cart return. Every cart was full of booze.

the surfer dude- who can recite that verbatim?

He's a jerk.

Ken is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! Like next level stuff. I can’t get enough!

Every time I'm feeling bad about myself I just watch this video

The chicken in the first clip belongs to the streets now 😂

People saying the judge was out of line have a low chance of success...

1:03:07 model teacher

I nearly died choking on a pretzel at the extenze video lmfao

I’m gonna say it, she looked a lot better with hair

Chop reminds me on Danny McBride 😂

Chad sounds like the Underminer from the end of The Incredibles 😂

First guy is the greatest vibe ever

1:44 "In this hypersensitive age" 😂 He said already back thén

13:38 - does anyone know where he was in northern Wisconsin?

Im confused. Is he a midget? Why does his head look like that?

I’m pretty sure the kid from the first video meant to say “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2” and Tosh made it ten times funnier 😂

I never noticed the Bonglord BAPTISED A BABY in bong water LOLLLLL

@7:29 didn’t age well 😭