truth about parking at the ER LOL

to IGN reviewers: say 8, say 8, say 8.

I told em 29 they got the message

I’ve had morphine one time. I was having severe chest pain, so after making sure I wasn’t having a heart attack, they gave me morphine for the pain. Five minutes later, I had absolutely no filter on what I was saying. I was saying anything and everything that came to mind! Best medicine I’ve ever had!

Absolute gold.

how can one man be so funny

Brian is amazing❤

He is so hilarious

Great character on Loudermilk

he was here last year , but sold out by the time i heard about it , dang it

Who had the AUDACITY to say they were at a level 10! My favorite Regan line.

I want to play this next time I have to go to the hospital.

Looks like he’s trying not to laugh at his own joke at 2:02

Let me show you what 10 is all about Mr tummy ache 🤣

“I’m on a gurney” 😂😂😂

Ok you go in.. tell em you’re *S H O T*

Stratego ranks?

Sister Blosil and I went to program with hymn, even though vegetables tray her good

This guy is worse than bad. Brutal even

One of the best stand up bits of all time. Regan destroys and hes massively underrated. Ive always thought Regan deserves Seinfelds fame, maybe it was cause of his show but stand up to stand up Regan beats him easily

This is a great bit but also check out the one where he talks about getting the patent for the ironing board. Hysterical!!!

This is funny, if you do go to ER, this makes it sooo true, hilarious, say 8, know it so well now, thanks Brian!!😂

Happy 8 day!

Just a few years ago I had a cardiac issue resulting in the dreaded phone call. I was professionally whisked to the emergency room. The personnell there were quite professional and very nice to me. Others in the ward were not at all nice to the nurses yelling for their room and meals etc. Three days later I was let back out. I guess they thought my condition was serious. Oh well. B t w I'm still alive.

Why hasn't this genius of comedy, Brian, been on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee??!

There at the first, I did that. At home alone, fell & broken my right hip. Had to drag myself to the chair, where my phone was, pull myself onto to chair & call 911.

That's some good stuff. Whatever happened to him?

When my femur was shattered up near the hip bone and I had been dragged off of a mountain and put into three different vehicles, and delivered to the hospital. I was in absolute 10 level agony. I was screaming and I couldn’t see. Eventually, I saw the head of the emergency ward, screaming into my face that I should not be screaming anymore. I stopped screaming, but I’m pretty sure it was because they had already injected me with really powerful pain medication .🙏

I have been dragged out of the gutter from motorcycle crashes and had to drive to and around the hospital parking lot and be put on a gurney /wheelchair and taken into the hospital.😅

As someone who has broken their femur i can atest, its the worst pain ive ever felt in my life.

Love this guy.

Negative 11-teen

So TRUE!!!

Uhhh, all hospitals have parking right in front of the emergency room!

I broke my femur!

I think major burns go up into the 12 area

Funniest skit of all time!

Literally in the hospital right now with my 16 year old son with appendicitis and they’re taking forever to get us into surgery so I told him to “say 8” AND THEY CAME WITH MORPHINE!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Laughing my ass off

thanks Brian, still one of the funniest humans

Last time I went to the ER for myself I walked in, leaned against the counter, and said "I think I have a kidney stone." The lady at the counter said "I believe you." That was after going into the bathroom at a gas station and realizing that going into the bathroom at a gas station without your cellphone when you're in excruciating pain is a bad plan. That was a great way to start a vacation. Kudos to the cleaning crew at the condo we rented. That toilet was pristine. 10/10, would puke there again. When I was a kid my dad dropped me off at the ER so he could park the car. "Just go in. They'll know who you are." They did 😂

Having recently had to go to the emergency room, I can relate, especially regarding the rate your pain stuff. How does anyone even know how to do that?

technical proficiency. people are so amazed! the dude is a robot.

Dude is right.. you pay way too much. USA ain’t so good

Every single day I hear "WHO THE HELLL . . . . " in my head

Dude. I got shot. The er was mad I was bleeding through my pants.

My fave of All-Time

Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan and Weird Al are proof you can be hilarious without being raunchy

I've been in several motorcycle accidents (former racer, test rider) and since they were only moderately painful, I only got your standard pain medications that maybe or maybe not helped to take the edge off the pain. It was rare that I ever finished the full prescription because I just didn't need them or they didn't work. Then there was that one time I had a very serious accident and had to receive morphine for the pain...... All I can say is if you are ever asked about your pain level just say 8. You really need to say 8. Say 8.

And the trash lying thieves would be waiting for me when I got out