I worked in the ER and ICU for 20 years. When my grandkids tell me they have an owie, I ask them to give me their pain level on a scale of 1-10 with 10 bring the worst and they look at me like I have gone cray cray.

The canned laughter is repulsive.

I watch this constantly it's friggin hysterical

Brian slays me.

“Merge, everybody merge!” Literally pops in my head all the time lol 😂

Take me to the ER. I can't breathe.😂

I have driven myself to ER. Had a blot clot.

Saw him a few years ago. Freaking hilarious.

For my money, Brian Regan is the funniest comic of all time. I've seen him live a few times and it's non-stop laughter the whole way.

Done this

This is so bad made me wanna quit comedy. Like a 5 yr olds bday clown

Negative eleventeen 😂

He's like a cross between Jim Carrey and Will Ferrel

Good stuff.😂😂😂😂 Hospitals suck . But morphine is cool🥴👍💙

I had gallbladder surgery and afterward they gave me morphine but it had no effect! I thought morphine was for pain?

Former ED nurse here - you don't understand. We see a dozen of you every shift. Suck it up and STFU. Be careful next time.

😂❤

3 inches to the righ baby. You should be gone.

6:00

truth about parking at the ER LOL

I told em 29 they got the message

I’ve had morphine one time. I was having severe chest pain, so after making sure I wasn’t having a heart attack, they gave me morphine for the pain. Five minutes later, I had absolutely no filter on what I was saying. I was saying anything and everything that came to mind! Best medicine I’ve ever had!

Absolute gold.

how can one man be so funny

Brian is amazing❤

He is so hilarious

Great character on Loudermilk

he was here last year , but sold out by the time i heard about it , dang it

Who had the AUDACITY to say they were at a level 10! My favorite Regan line.

I want to play this next time I have to go to the hospital.

Looks like he’s trying not to laugh at his own joke at 2:02

Let me show you what 10 is all about Mr tummy ache 🤣

“I’m on a gurney” 😂😂😂

Ok you go in.. tell em you’re *S H O T*

Stratego ranks?

Sister Blosil and I went to program with hymn, even though vegetables tray her good

This guy is worse than bad. Brutal even

One of the best stand up bits of all time. Regan destroys and hes massively underrated. Ive always thought Regan deserves Seinfelds fame, maybe it was cause of his show but stand up to stand up Regan beats him easily

This is a great bit but also check out the one where he talks about getting the patent for the ironing board. Hysterical!!!

This is funny, if you do go to ER, this makes it sooo true, hilarious, say 8, know it so well now, thanks Brian!!😂

Happy 8 day!

Just a few years ago I had a cardiac issue resulting in the dreaded phone call. I was professionally whisked to the emergency room. The personnell there were quite professional and very nice to me. Others in the ward were not at all nice to the nurses yelling for their room and meals etc. Three days later I was let back out. I guess they thought my condition was serious. Oh well. B t w I'm still alive.

Why hasn't this genius of comedy, Brian, been on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee??!

There at the first, I did that. At home alone, fell & broken my right hip. Had to drag myself to the chair, where my phone was, pull myself onto to chair & call 911.

That's some good stuff. Whatever happened to him?

When my femur was shattered up near the hip bone and I had been dragged off of a mountain and put into three different vehicles, and delivered to the hospital. I was in absolute 10 level agony. I was screaming and I couldn’t see. Eventually, I saw the head of the emergency ward, screaming into my face that I should not be screaming anymore. I stopped screaming, but I’m pretty sure it was because they had already injected me with really powerful pain medication .🙏

I have been dragged out of the gutter from motorcycle crashes and had to drive to and around the hospital parking lot and be put on a gurney /wheelchair and taken into the hospital.😅

As someone who has broken their femur i can atest, its the worst pain ive ever felt in my life.

Love this guy.

Negative 11-teen