Funny how it went from At work today to Other side of the bar…

And I can absolutely guarantee you she was 5/10 AT BEST😂

In other words she is busy bro

I never undrstood why younwould just decide not being able to see. Wear your glasses, not wearing them sometimes destroys your eye.sight even more

Yeah just focus on your goals child support expensive

This is like that one Key and Peele's sketch where Peele want to eat 4 pizza by himself but have to pretend there is a party

I laughed so hard I started coughing. Now that’s funny

Ya lying

Freaks like those are exactly why we need to get rid of this feminism and equality bullshit. ASAP

pigeon needs his daily bread human owes him

Did the cat get that curtain closed?😊

Oreo

Good, I'm in a mood, but I refuse to brood over the hoodie that I lost in the flood, because I'm smooth, not foolish. Besides, I shooed away the bugs with this tool, so there are no flies on me!

it's not about preferences, It's about the situation that made her leave him. like who the hell would leave their partner for a pic?

There’s nothing sweeter than having a man backed into a corner tongue tied because you dodged all the bs he was throwing at you but at the same time it’s time wasted 😅

Pay for your own shit. It's not hard. Can't afford it? Too fucking bad I guess. I can't afford a million dollar mansion, should other people be forced to pay for it for me? Fuck no.

Stop try to win the break up. It sounds like the guy didnt want the job anyway

OMG OREO IS ADORABLE!!!

Lemme get that door for you vs He’s reachin

Okay, that’s sweet

Oreo’s gotten so big.

Or cats

Hilarious

Every person who applies for that position should answer in the same way. Why would someone apply for any “working” position if not to get paid?

Tbh my ex was like the completly opposite: he once said i dont love him bc i dont use make up day by day just for him do not dress up elegant everyday eventhough he could even bring me to a nice restaurant🙃 basicly we were together for 1 year and we went like maybe max 3 dates? Bc all the dates we would have gone on was shut down bc he was "tired" and antisoc or anything. Would want to love just in private and yeah. Btw used to abuse me verbally every day. It was my first man 😂. Also not to mention i will be legally adult this year and still went with him shopping and get groceries do the fishes help to clean up tidy the room everything. And still dare me to say i dont love him... Or loved him. Tbh i dont love him anymore he made sure i wont be able to love him. I still process the loss what he ate out of my heart by his behaviour but atleast i got out of this reletionship it was the most unhealthiest reletionship i hope i will ever have. Anyway he alwaysike said how good the female coworkers have and he was saying bad things abaout them i was offended a bit but patient and he was doing that for month just complaining and everything while i said the same thing once a motnh for the third month and got shut down bc i said it already. And i can say nothing bc he has enaugh problems eithout me. And how his ex was how better etc. Also he said he saw a girl bend over with like a tiny little short on leave her everything out to see and he" accidently " saw it. Yeah ofc and every day he mentiond how a lot of girls was watching him. Tbh he was overweight bc he choose to be lazy and eat like a 2l icecream in one sit but okay so he wasnt a 10/10 neither outside neither inside neither in his wallet.

Man, the world is becoming gayer everyday... 🤦

Well it’s not his fault he not a fat ass

Not funny

I love oreo sm.

Fair enough, body preferences goes both ways. Keep up that energy when some dude demolishes you publicly for your physical traits

Reminds me of my uncle who passed lol. He was handicapped and a character fs. He was sassy asl, and didnt care what anybody thought of him, and could make friends with anybody, anywhere.

Ask him to change a tire for you ... then tell me how cool it is ..

Fuck yes mate

This clearly didn't happen and she made it up to make herself feel better Lol but okay.

He dodged a bullet if ya ask me

🦉 Animals also have compassion, they remember the kindness of ppl who looked out for them... 😏 Like elephants, they don't forget ~

The amount of ppl saying this never happened, like bro just cuz your life's boring doesn't mean everyone's is. 😂😂

Barbara forgot what water is

Clever wife

I mean it don't really matter. Definitely gonna make fun of any dude wearing nail polish. But that's to be expected.

Bro is IRL Timmy

😂

Introvert ADHD guys can relate to Ethan

My son was just like me. He didn't want children. My son married a beautiful young girl (they'd been together for 5 years) and he still didn't want a baby. One they find out they are going to have a baby. He said it was an emotional gut punch.. but he immediately went into do protective husband who's wife is pregnant with the child they created. His wife is an incredible mother and my son is a wonderful father. My two year old granddaughter is happy, healthy, smart, loving and funny and has brought such joy to her mom and dad and both sets of grandparents, aunts and uncles... Its brought two big families together and we are all in a better place because of our baby girl. PS: They were not ready to have a baby either. My son had been laid off his job because the business left CA. Long story short, having their baby brought new perspectives, motiviations they'd never felt or understood before and today 2.8 years late they are doing better than ever and as a family they blissfully happy and all are very loved.

My HS Social Studies teacher (Jr. Year, '07) told us a story when he used to work at Sea World he was one of the instructors when Weird Al requested to swim with the dolphins. They told him to put on the wetsuit and sent him to the changing room. When he came back they all immediately noticed he had put on the wetsuit over his clothes 🤣 it was all bulgy and they told him he didn't need to wear all'at under there, but he insisted on going about it anyway 😭

Plot twist, she’s 350 lbs

10 min, he’s almost finished

a love story to women involves no premises of love 🤣 go write the book

He was your soulmate, good luck on your search

Man i hope love like this in the comments find me