😂😂 off the scale funny. Dylan is a genius!

When this first came out you laughed at this because it was super fun and witty. Now, two children later, I split my sides laughing tears gushing out my eyes like a broken faucet because this is every. single. fucking. day at home! 😂😂😂

Californian wine, which can be used to clean submarines😂😂😂😂

“Sweating neat Sancerre”🤣😂🤣

This will never stop being funny. The whole set is brilliant

I feel like smoking again

❤

“Do something that isn’t mindless violence for five seconds” “no”

Mongoloid porn inferno

My absolute favorite comedian 😂

Dammit, Dylan! I quit smoking thirty years ago. Thirty years! And now, watching you smoke and be so funny, I'm out the door to get a pack of cigs.

« People that he dug up to practice lying to »

..beard…*checks chin automatically while still smiling strangely…

When he describes, I am. Totally. There.

oh my day has been so rubbish and now I feel elated...what a person he is. give him a packet of biscuits,

What can I say just adding to comments below: My dog wakes up happy happy which is a good thing for me and says Human who loves me what happens next? That doesn't happen all the time in the morass of human relationships except when I watch people like Dylan Moran Billy Connelly Robin Williams the Monty Python gang and I realize life is actually worth living! So against the advice of DM I have a dog, a real dog and off we go. greetings to all! Can't drink coffee, too much info, so sip on something good for one and the Wonder Dog is Straining at the bit when is this going to happen ... immenitly ... after I correct spelling and come out of a semi-coma which passes for sleep these days shout out to any post menopausal women determined to have a sex life. Don't bother. Greetings to all!!!!!

Doh !!!! You completely spoil it by adding the punchline to the title.

Its very true and forgotten about... the level of anti americanism around the world in the aftermath of the iraq war and abu ghraib was very intense.

Smoking a gauloise and what?

"Tonight! We shall eat sonething that has *two* colours in it!"

This man serves eternal wisdom wrapped in experience and cigarette smoke

Mullioned windows coverd in mullions hahahahaha

Dylan is a legend. 🥰🥰🥰

Nakidity 😄

God I love this man😂💖

I saw this as a child and i think it went stright to my centre

Dylan Moran is such a hottie

Flamingos serving drinks! 🤣🤣🤣

He's so right about telling the story again because it's a form of power. My m-in-law did this with the same uninteresting story THREE TIMES IN A ROW on the SAME occasion. I was thinking that it ate up some time that we'd have to spend with her, so what did I care? But on the other hand, the psychologist in me was interested in what the h=ll was going on. She's a very ordinary woman. As a subject of intellectual inquiry, not much there. But the inheritance is going well : )

God he's gorgeous.

I began to melt my own knees from the age of 5😅😅🤪🤪

In my younger years, I was drinking at a bar when a giant biker-gang-type gentleman sat next to me. He had on a beautifully knitted and soft-looking sweater. I was drunk enough that it took me close to half an hour to realize that the motif of his sweater was nothing but swastikas and SS symbols. So I turned to the barkeep, who was a friend, and pointed this out, saying that I may be tempted to beat this gentleman into the ground, but luckily the barkeep talked me out of it. Violence against the mentally ill is not a good look after all.

his articulate use of the english language makes me second guess if he has made up a word that he says!

I could never understand why we have more than one presenter on news channels here in NZ unwatchable, and it’s just headlines with the odd cat up a tree thrown in as if that’s news

An amazing comedian 👏

In my 20s at uni, I thought the second half of the bit was funny but couldn't relate to it. 33 years old? Yeah, hard relate.

hello wangcore

The Irish use language better than anyone on the planet.. my god genius

hhhhaha

I didn't think you would have an imaginary friend lol

Skin the baby rabbit,Dylan Moran is so Uber funny, he's a star👍

😂😂😂😂

I thought this man was just an actor, "Notting Hill" "The Witch: Blood Origin" (2022) but he's a comic genius like Ricky Gervais. I have seen many of his youtube videos and they are spectacular, hilarious, brilliant and far beyond Eddie Izzard who went from hilarious to boring videos. I saw an Eddie DVD yesterday that seemed like he had nothing to say or anything to do? and his audience paid $$$$$ for it? Eddie needs to HEAR DYLAN and re-boot his life.

If only he could play the publicity game! Every other comedian would just be staring at his butt their whole lives!

"They were all disaffected.. like Berlin in 1929!" That whole sequence is just brilliant. There's no one better. Seen him live 3 times - once in a club in Watford, in the mid-90s. He still owes me a pint of the black stuff! ;-)

Up there with greatest stand-up shows of all time. Sublimely funny, endlessly inventive.

I love this bit! I love the whole Monster show. I watched it on repeat like a mf. Totally dig his dark but somehow wise and respectful approach to reality. Genious

"But some of them are world leaders" Same as narcissists, complusluve disorder maniacs, psychopats, inhumane assholes and all other sort of dickheads... It is also funny how many of these religion can create once you have no mind of your own and are weaker than a melting jelly....

Absolutely stunning 🤩

Love you Dylan