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Erm, ‘Prince’ Charles is now the King. Haven’t you heard? It was in all the papers.

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Ja Im Inga von shwiiden. IM shwen my meatballs are delicious. Ja it taste great with my spread. Wish I was a local citizen!

A convicted felon a rapist and a liar walk into a bar..... The bartender says.... What are you drinking Mr Trump?

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What's the pun in 14th, I couldn't get it? Is it that Captain of the Ship was amnesiac or forgetful that he had to carry written instructions with him all the time? 🤔

I heard variations on a few of these, but the quarterback one- I didn't see that coming!

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Wouldn’t they know the goat was chained up to it though?

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Hahaha! I am from India and hearing your Joke on the Blondes, we here have many Jokes about a particular community whose men folks wear a typical Headgear... Thanks.

Buddy Hackett told the first joke years ago except it was over a duck instead of an egg

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One snake said to another, are we poisonous the other snake said why? The first one said i just bit my tounge

About the Monk story, the version I heard is each monk was given a small drum and was ordered to put it in their pants. So when the model dances, a continuous loud beating sound was heard from almost each monk except one old monk for him there is only one beating sound. So people believe this monk has obviously much more pure spirit than the rest of the monks. So they took the drum out of that old monk's pants. Guess what they found? that drum is already broken!

That's not funny. It's kind of blasphemous to our Creator and is designed to just make Flat Earthers look silly. Jokes on you fella because Earth is measured Flat. Your globe came from the Catholic Church. I'll break it down for you. It started with Greek Philosophers who loved to do thought experiments for everything. They also created many other and various models of Earth that were not spherical in nature. We have many of the philosophers writings on the subject such as Aristotle who was born in 384 BC - Only 400 years before Christ. Now the Hebrews had been using the Hebrew Calendar - "The Jewish calendar is luni-solar, based on lunar months of 29 days alternating with 30 days. An extra month is intercalated every 3 years, based on a cycle of 19 years. Dates of the Jewish calendar are designated AM (Latin anno mundi,"the year of the world") and BCE (before the Common Era). - From Yale Library, On the Jewish Calendar. ( I have proper links for all these citations but won't post them here as most of the time only moderators can post links. For now, I'll give you enough info so you can look them up) Jesus came and died and Christianity was started. In 313 CE, (or AD - 313 years after Jesus's death) "Roman Emperor Constantine the Great issued the Edict of Milan, which legalized Christianity and other religions in the Roman Empire. This was a turning point for Christianity in the empire, and it quickly became the dominant religion. In 380, Emperor Theodosius made Christianity the official state religion of the Roman Empire. " Google AI when asked, "When did Rome adopt Christianity" - but it's also backed up here by PBS and many places, "PBS, The Roman Empire - Early Christains" .. This is when the Catholic Church was born, forget the Roman Catholic Churches rhetoric about the church starting with Peter. There is zero historical evidence for the claim. In truth, historical documents from the period as well as the Bible place the first Christian Church starting in Jerusalem on the day of Pentecost. (Just after Jesus died and rose again then ascended into heaven) The Roman Catholics didn't like the Hebrew Calendar because it did not cover Easter a Christian not a Hebrew holiday. They wanted badly to be able to track down exactly when Easter was in the calendar they choose to use which was the Jullian Calendar based in part from Julius Ceaser him self's work. In this way they could set an official Church accepted date so all of their followers could celebrate together. The problem was it didn't work! I'll let the experts tell you - "Several problems were facing astronomers at the beginning of the sixteenth century. First, the tables (by means of which to predict astronomical events such as eclipses and conjunctions) were deemed not to be sufficiently accurate. Second, Portuguese and Spanish expeditions to the Far East and America sailed out of sight of land for weeks on end, and only astronomical methods could help them in finding their locations on the high seas. Third, the calendar, instituted by Julius Caesar in 44 BCE was no longer accurate. The equinox, which at the time of the Council of Nicea (325 CE) had fallen on the 21st, had now slipped to the 11th. Since the date of Easter (the celebration of the defining event in Christianity) was determined with reference to the equinox, and since most of the other religious holidays through the year were counted forward or backward from Easter, the slippage of the calendar with regard to celestial events was a very serious problem. For the solution to all three problems, Europeans looked to the astronomers." - Rice EDU, Galileo / copernician system Enter "Nicolaus Copernicus (19 February 1473 - 24 May 1543) was a Renaissance polymath, active as a mathematician, astronomer, and Catholic canon, who formulated a model of the universe that placed the Sun rather than Earth at its center. In all likelihood, Copernicus developed his model independently of Aristarchus of Samos, an ancient Greek astronomer who had formulated such a model some eighteen centuries earlier. " - From Wikipedia on Copernicus I will share some insight into his relationship with the Church concerning Easter and the model he created. "By the sixteenth century Ptolemaic astronomy had begun to encounter difficulties in accurately predicting celestial phenomena. When compounded annually over more than a millennium, the minute inaccuracies of this system had pushed astronomical reckoning off by ten days. This cumulative error posed serious calendrical problems, including the difficulty of correctly calculating the date of Easter, the central Christian feast on which much of the church year and its religious practices were based. Astronomy was therefore definitely relevant to matters pertaining to the salvation of souls, and it was in this context that Copernicus pursued his quest to improve predictive accuracy in astronomy." - From, Ncse Ngo , Copernicus No friend Biblical Literalist "About Copernicus's book De revolutionibus orbium coelestium - this article gives a summery and states, " The Church in fact never officially condemned Copernicus's work as heretical, in part because its observations were essential to reform of the calendar and thus to the precise determination of Easter." From Christies, lot-621856 "The church used the heliocentric model of Copernicus to predict the time of Easter but regarded the model as unrelated to reality and classified his book De revolutionibus as forbidden until the 19th Century." - From avi -loeb medium embracing-nicolaus-copernicus-in-toru * The Copernican or Heliocentric System was created to be a mathematical model of the world so the Roman Catholic Church could determine a date for Easter. It was Never designed to be reified into the minds of men as reality. - In science, reifying a model into your mind as reality is strictly forbidden. The argument is two fold - 1) Is a heliocentric Earth possible in known physics? - 2) Is Earth flat? - It's about physics namely the 2nd law of thermodynamics and the entropy of a gas. Gas cannot form a sphere shape inside of a vacuum. That's impossible in physics. That so called sphere shaped gas you call atmosphere cannot fail to expand into the available volume it MUST expand causing you Not to have stable pressurization on Earth to breathe. If Earth had an atmosphere (oxymoron as gas cannot form a sphere in a vacuum) that gas would leave Earth and you would die. Again, thanks to the real physics of the 2nd law of thermodynamics. Gravity has never been demonstrated to hold gas to Earth. Heavy gas may appear to pool for a short time but it will expand to fill the volume due to entropy until equalization occurs. This all shows the heliocentric model is totally wrong. We Must have containment and not be in an open system. Globe Destroyed. Sorry folks but the heliocentric fairy tale is a 2nd law of thermodynamics violation many times over. Now if you think I'm wrong all you have to do is Demonstrate the claims. Show me 1) gas forming a sphere in a vacuum that 2) fails to further expand into and fill the available volume due to entropy until equalization occurs. No one Can do that as it would violate known established physics. If you can pull it off, you would win a Nobel Prize for Proving the current understanding of the 2nd law of thermodynamics is wrong. - Btw, Flat is NOT a Shape. Flat is only an aspect of a surface. When we say Flat we don't mean Earth is overall shaped like a pancake. If Earth has a shape no one has seen it. We can prove the surface is measured flat and Earth cannot be a sphere of the size claimed especially existing inside of an impossible 2nd law of thermodynamics violation. Nasa's outer space is fake and is not a place that can be traveled through. Gas Proves Earth is Not a globe with an atmosphere in a vacuum. I can demonstrate on Earth at ground level where gravity in your model is strongest and Never will poured out gas remain on the Earth. That gas Must expand due to entropy and fill the available volume. It always does. It's a law of nature. It is said liquid water covers 70 % of Earths surface. Known properties of liquid water show it always seeks it's own level, lays flat and horizontal. Nothing, that is 70% of anything that seeks it's own level, lays flat and horizontal can Ever Be a Sphere! That's Impossible! Sea Level is Level! - Having no part higher than another! Water Proves, Earth's surface is level and horizontal. Prove large standing bodies of water that fail to seek thier own level and fail to lay flat and horizontal. Cannot be done again thanks to the physics properties of water. No way out, Earth Cannot be a globe because the model is not compatible with physics. The problems came about because the laws of thermodynamics were not understood when the model was pushed the the masses. Now honest scientists will tell you there is no evidence they can show you to support the globe claims. I have asked university physics professors for 9 years to show such. None can do it because they understand you cannot change physics.

most of the world has woken up to the lies about everything. but yet there is people still brainwashed into beleaving the earth is a ball. the reason why, they only beleave in the storyline teller,why because there is no alternative. the storyline tellers influence your thoughts your opinions your imaginations.who are the modern day storyline tellers. government-media-satanic education system-controlled alternative news chanels. there certainly not going to beleave the local neigbourly conspiracy theorist are they.why because they have already judged him,without looking into his research or material. automatically labeling him a fruitloop-nutter-insane-threat to national security. this is known as the cognitive dissonance taught and brainwashed into your subconscious mind while being satanically educated.to beleave the storyline teller only. government=daddy media=mummy.

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A man was happening diffuculty having bowel movements and in desperation went to see a doctor. After hearing about the problem the doctor suggested that the next day the man have a bowl of bran flakes, Two bran muffins and a large cup of coffee and if nature called to rush to the bathroom. He then told the man to return in a week and let him know what happens. A week later the man went back to the doctor and told him that the morning after his previous visit he had sat down foe breakfast and had eaten two bowls of bran flakes, four muffins and had drank two cup of coffees and within minutes had rushed to the bathroom where he completely blew up the commode. The doctor then smiled. "Well'" he said. "Am I glad everything work itself out!" The man nodded. "Me too'" he replied. "It just too bad that I'm banned from the Waffle House!"

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What type of tea does George Washington drinks? Ans: Liber-tea

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