Can someone tell me what happened in the first one.? It does not make sense to me.
@swiegwo7 күн бұрын
2:30
@michaelneumayr59307 күн бұрын
Joke 2/15 is older than Methusalem. But it is a hommage to engineers, which have always simple an practicable solutions for any problem. Except of engineers working for Boeing and automobile brands. A joke back. What's the difference between drinking Schlitz beer and making love in a canoe? There is no difference, because Schlitz beer is fu..... close to water.
@2GeckosAZ7 күн бұрын
I prefer shorter videos around 2-4 min
@rtester408 күн бұрын
Funny
@h-dvlpm10 күн бұрын
I don't understand the 1st one
@pinkyahmed330010 күн бұрын
Plz someone explain the 1st joke to me
@alicewilloughby431811 күн бұрын
Snicker, snicker! Now these are some jokes! Also... First!
@vu3mes12 күн бұрын
73😂 must be sore😂
@alicewilloughby431812 күн бұрын
Some good ones here!
@georgescagos737512 күн бұрын
😅😅
@TribeNotSpiders14 күн бұрын
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" Not dirty, but I liked it when I heard it.
@bhgtree19 күн бұрын
🤣😂
@thomasharding183819 күн бұрын
Joke 1. 40 years ago it probably would have been "I now pronounce you MAN and wife". Without the proper verbiage, the wizard might now be able to help.
@Buggy-su4oy19 күн бұрын
A young man was sitting on a park bench next to a slightly deaf older man. "Boy, my uncle got in trouble two nights ago," said the young man just to make conversation. "My aunt caught him talking to another woman on the phone and she beat him with a frying pan!" The older man turned to him and said, "I'm sorry?" "Not as much as my uncle is!"
@Buggy-su4oy19 күн бұрын
A man called the police in alarm and frantically told the dispatch that his wife was threatening to jump out their three story bedroom window. After calming him down the dispatch said, "Here is what I want you to do, go to your wife and remind of how much you love her!' A few minutes later the man returned to the phone and reported that his wife still wanted to jump. "How about reminding her of her other family members who would miss her!" Suggested the dispatch. In minutes the man was back and repeated that his wife was still wanting to jump. "Why don't you go tell her how beautiful she is, how you would do anything for her and how you will never love another woman as much as her!" There was a lengthened pause and then the husband spoke. "Okay, I'll tell her to jump!"
@RickyRicardo-jd8ed20 күн бұрын
Rock On 👍
@markstomberg138420 күн бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍
@devildog669820 күн бұрын
3 men arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asked the first man what happened. He said he thought his wife was cheating so he took the elevator up to the tenth floor and busted in through the door of his apartment. He searched everywhere but couldn’t find the proof. He got so mad that he threw the fridge out the window and the effort caused him to have a heart attack and die. St. Peter then asked the second man what happened. the guy says, I was just walking along the street and this damn refrigerator landed on me and killed me. Wow, said St. Peter, while looking at the first man. St. Peter then addressed the third man about he had died. The third man replied, “well, it all started while I was hiding in a refrigerator…..
@briankady145620 күн бұрын
#1. Walked into that one...😂😂😂
@geoffcohen61321 күн бұрын
Joke 1 CANTAS....ITS Qantas(sounds like quantas). So bad....
@sooskevington614418 күн бұрын
Qantas was originally an acronym for Queensland And Northern Territories Air Service, hence the pronunciation being quantas and not cantas.
@alicewilloughby431822 күн бұрын
First Joke: How about AICG for All I Can Get. First!
@markstomberg138422 күн бұрын
👍👍👍
@thomasburke258423 күн бұрын
Too funny 😁
@dawndixon40223 күн бұрын
Thank you
@dawndixon40223 күн бұрын
😂😅😂❤
@thomasburke258424 күн бұрын
Too funny 😁
@peterblake483726 күн бұрын
Very nice to listen to a narrator who can read and speak a language.
@rcstl881526 күн бұрын
Viagra joke rocks!
@OpenCarryUSMC27 күн бұрын
People are afraid of aI and yet it can’t do simple freaking words.
@elpazz762528 күн бұрын
Sorry I didn't get the joke about james bond, what was that about, have you been on the magic mushrooms again ???
@oldfisherman511223 күн бұрын
Virgin Mary until bond shows up.
@marjorieg254728 күн бұрын
Onions n Christmas Trees 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thomasharding183828 күн бұрын
It would be so nice if Robbie could be programmed to pronounce words like human people do.
@thomasharding183828 күн бұрын
Joke #2, He talked to his knees and then he dropped his gaze "a little lower" to address Willie? Talk about LOW HUNG, BELOW HIS KNEES !?!?!?
@linosoriano208328 күн бұрын
The voice-over talent has an exceptional voice and remarkable reading style!
@johnlittle600829 күн бұрын
Yes, the ford would work the same……....rust quietly away in a scrap metal yard.
@mikelayton381029 күн бұрын
SO the Ford car would work exactly the way a Ford does now
@bell-xk5ddАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thomasharding1838Ай бұрын
In Joke #6 you said, and I quote, "he finally managed to fill a bucket with milk." You should have just stopped at "...fill a bucket." The positive statement "with milk" can only mean that those so-called "farmers" can't tell a cow from a bull..
@thomasharding1838Ай бұрын
Joke #2 If the girl gives the guy 7 minutes to rest in between, the six sessions should take just about an hour.
@alonzochambers2584Ай бұрын
These jokes are extremely funny however, your timing is off. Needs a longer pause at the end.
@dawndixon402Ай бұрын
😂
@CAHabibАй бұрын
R
@nancybowdidge5423Ай бұрын
Is this old age .funny JOKE a navy man married a bank of America Manager . The woman his wife . Refused to pay for free .The Marines gave the Navy $1,000.00 cash and the bank manager paid for free for fear of the bank floating down the street. ❤
@erichanastacio9695Ай бұрын
Lady of my Dreams.... must have been a nightmare. 😂😂😂