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@twixnsnails1065
@twixnsnails1065 4 күн бұрын
First
@georgesheffield1580
@georgesheffield1580 4 күн бұрын
Scots wear theit clan tartan colors
@user-cd7ql1tf9s
@user-cd7ql1tf9s 5 күн бұрын
Me neither
@charlescolemansr-pq3ig
@charlescolemansr-pq3ig 5 күн бұрын
Great videos keep coming
@abbyleach1141
@abbyleach1141 6 күн бұрын
Can someone tell me what happened in the first one.? It does not make sense to me.
@swiegwo
@swiegwo 7 күн бұрын
2:30
@michaelneumayr5930
@michaelneumayr5930 7 күн бұрын
Joke 2/15 is older than Methusalem. But it is a hommage to engineers, which have always simple an practicable solutions for any problem. Except of engineers working for Boeing and automobile brands. A joke back. What's the difference between drinking Schlitz beer and making love in a canoe? There is no difference, because Schlitz beer is fu..... close to water.
@2GeckosAZ
@2GeckosAZ 7 күн бұрын
I prefer shorter videos around 2-4 min
@rtester40
@rtester40 8 күн бұрын
Funny
@h-dvlpm
@h-dvlpm 10 күн бұрын
I don't understand the 1st one
@pinkyahmed3300
@pinkyahmed3300 10 күн бұрын
Plz someone explain the 1st joke to me
@alicewilloughby4318
@alicewilloughby4318 11 күн бұрын
Snicker, snicker! Now these are some jokes! Also... First!
@vu3mes
@vu3mes 12 күн бұрын
73😂 must be sore😂
@alicewilloughby4318
@alicewilloughby4318 12 күн бұрын
Some good ones here!
@georgescagos7375
@georgescagos7375 12 күн бұрын
😅😅
@TribeNotSpiders
@TribeNotSpiders 14 күн бұрын
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" Not dirty, but I liked it when I heard it.
@bhgtree
@bhgtree 19 күн бұрын
🤣😂
@thomasharding1838
@thomasharding1838 19 күн бұрын
Joke 1. 40 years ago it probably would have been "I now pronounce you MAN and wife". Without the proper verbiage, the wizard might now be able to help.
@Buggy-su4oy
@Buggy-su4oy 19 күн бұрын
A young man was sitting on a park bench next to a slightly deaf older man. "Boy, my uncle got in trouble two nights ago," said the young man just to make conversation. "My aunt caught him talking to another woman on the phone and she beat him with a frying pan!" The older man turned to him and said, "I'm sorry?" "Not as much as my uncle is!"
@Buggy-su4oy
@Buggy-su4oy 19 күн бұрын
A man called the police in alarm and frantically told the dispatch that his wife was threatening to jump out their three story bedroom window. After calming him down the dispatch said, "Here is what I want you to do, go to your wife and remind of how much you love her!' A few minutes later the man returned to the phone and reported that his wife still wanted to jump. "How about reminding her of her other family members who would miss her!" Suggested the dispatch. In minutes the man was back and repeated that his wife was still wanting to jump. "Why don't you go tell her how beautiful she is, how you would do anything for her and how you will never love another woman as much as her!" There was a lengthened pause and then the husband spoke. "Okay, I'll tell her to jump!"
@RickyRicardo-jd8ed
@RickyRicardo-jd8ed 20 күн бұрын
Rock On 👍
@markstomberg1384
@markstomberg1384 20 күн бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍
@devildog6698
@devildog6698 20 күн бұрын
3 men arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asked the first man what happened. He said he thought his wife was cheating so he took the elevator up to the tenth floor and busted in through the door of his apartment. He searched everywhere but couldn’t find the proof. He got so mad that he threw the fridge out the window and the effort caused him to have a heart attack and die. St. Peter then asked the second man what happened. the guy says, I was just walking along the street and this damn refrigerator landed on me and killed me. Wow, said St. Peter, while looking at the first man. St. Peter then addressed the third man about he had died. The third man replied, “well, it all started while I was hiding in a refrigerator…..
@briankady1456
@briankady1456 20 күн бұрын
#1. Walked into that one...😂😂😂
@geoffcohen613
@geoffcohen613 21 күн бұрын
Joke 1 CANTAS....ITS Qantas(sounds like quantas). So bad....
@sooskevington6144
@sooskevington6144 18 күн бұрын
Qantas was originally an acronym for Queensland And Northern Territories Air Service, hence the pronunciation being quantas and not cantas.
@alicewilloughby4318
@alicewilloughby4318 22 күн бұрын
First Joke: How about AICG for All I Can Get. First!
@markstomberg1384
@markstomberg1384 22 күн бұрын
👍👍👍
@thomasburke2584
@thomasburke2584 23 күн бұрын
Too funny 😁
@dawndixon402
@dawndixon402 23 күн бұрын
Thank you
@dawndixon402
@dawndixon402 23 күн бұрын
😂😅😂❤
@thomasburke2584
@thomasburke2584 24 күн бұрын
Too funny 😁
@peterblake4837
@peterblake4837 26 күн бұрын
Very nice to listen to a narrator who can read and speak a language.
@rcstl8815
@rcstl8815 26 күн бұрын
Viagra joke rocks!
@OpenCarryUSMC
@OpenCarryUSMC 27 күн бұрын
People are afraid of aI and yet it can’t do simple freaking words.
@elpazz7625
@elpazz7625 28 күн бұрын
Sorry I didn't get the joke about james bond, what was that about, have you been on the magic mushrooms again ???
@oldfisherman5112
@oldfisherman5112 23 күн бұрын
Virgin Mary until bond shows up.
@marjorieg2547
@marjorieg2547 28 күн бұрын
Onions n Christmas Trees 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thomasharding1838
@thomasharding1838 28 күн бұрын
It would be so nice if Robbie could be programmed to pronounce words like human people do.
@thomasharding1838
@thomasharding1838 28 күн бұрын
Joke #2, He talked to his knees and then he dropped his gaze "a little lower" to address Willie? Talk about LOW HUNG, BELOW HIS KNEES !?!?!?
@linosoriano2083
@linosoriano2083 28 күн бұрын
The voice-over talent has an exceptional voice and remarkable reading style!
@johnlittle6008
@johnlittle6008 29 күн бұрын
Yes, the ford would work the same……....rust quietly away in a scrap metal yard.
@mikelayton3810
@mikelayton3810 29 күн бұрын
SO the Ford car would work exactly the way a Ford does now
@bell-xk5dd
@bell-xk5dd Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thomasharding1838
@thomasharding1838 Ай бұрын
In Joke #6 you said, and I quote, "he finally managed to fill a bucket with milk." You should have just stopped at "...fill a bucket." The positive statement "with milk" can only mean that those so-called "farmers" can't tell a cow from a bull..
@thomasharding1838
@thomasharding1838 Ай бұрын
Joke #2 If the girl gives the guy 7 minutes to rest in between, the six sessions should take just about an hour.
@alonzochambers2584
@alonzochambers2584 Ай бұрын
These jokes are extremely funny however, your timing is off. Needs a longer pause at the end.
@dawndixon402
@dawndixon402 Ай бұрын
😂
@CAHabib
@CAHabib Ай бұрын
R
@nancybowdidge5423
@nancybowdidge5423 Ай бұрын
Is this old age .funny JOKE a navy man married a bank of America Manager . The woman his wife . Refused to pay for free .The Marines gave the Navy $1,000.00 cash and the bank manager paid for free for fear of the bank floating down the street. ❤
@erichanastacio9695
@erichanastacio9695 Ай бұрын
Lady of my Dreams.... must have been a nightmare. 😂😂😂
@h.huffen-puff4105
@h.huffen-puff4105 Ай бұрын
Cheesy but cute. Badap boop!