"Cartoon Characters never get hurt by guns" Meanwhile Maria: so i don't exist anymore

i swear he said "meow"

Where is the audio

Diddy be like

Jaleel White talking about guns in Family Matters. Jaleel White talking about guns in Sonic Sez.

0:23 Don’t be a fool. Smoking isn’t cool.

‏‪2:41 MY DICK

6:17 not a purple You had ONE JOB ARTISTS

When I was a teenager school said “enjoy in moderation when you’re of age”

Sonic loves reading (especially when it’s raining)

Why does Grounder sound like Patrick Star

The Title

‏‪9:37‬‏ what's the Meaning of THIS ASS SHOT

4:02 ASS Fault

some *IGNORANT KID*

0:31: In the immortal words of the French Narrator in Spongebob Squarepants: *"Uhhh..."*

"Too bad _some people have a problem learning how to read..."_ You can thank Gen Alpha (and a certain Georgian webseries called Skibidi Toilet) for that. Now even children of today couldn't even read a single paragraph on a piece of paper or a book, a novel, hell, even a newspaper and could only fixate on their screens.

It would be awesome if this was the Sonic Sez segment for Boogey-Mania. For reasons you probably already know.

Вот-вот!

youtubers when they reach 100k subs should've listened to sonic

Im autistic so sleep schedules are almost impossible for me

Good lesson, but also, what the fuck

Happy anniversary to this episode🎉

0:29 ???

I why can’t i share in school then 😭

happy pingas day

I wish the show outsourced more episodes to TMS, they never miss.

Happy 31st anniversary to this episode

This segment is poorly executed and badly written

Scratch and Grounder confirmed for Astro Bots on PS5?!

Sonic holding that plate of fruit looks so goofy like pause at 0:13

Bro was sped 💀

Cheating in Pokémon be like

What happened to the audio?

0:12 sonic that is an apple and a radioactive mutation

This is a segment that Terry Crews would agree with since he was sexually harassed himself.

Reason why Aosth is better than SatAm, memes and PSAs

The Sonic -Sez- Says shows are genuinely so helpful

TREE

Robotnik jr 👍

don't worry sonic; i enjoy some beer or wine or a shot of vodka now and then, but the thought of drinking as much as an alcoholic does literally makes me feel sick. i get to enjoy it with buds, and i didn't "get hooked" so i win on both sides

Looks like Chris Chan never learned or listened to these Sonic Says on: Not to Be Stupid Sexual Harassment Healthy Diets Illiteracy Exercising Car Safety The Law Cheating Sharing Sleep Breakfast Fire Road Safety “Learned by Listening to Sonic”, my ass!

@PhantomStrider

Someone send this to Drake

9:11 NOOOOOOOO

2:40 Imagine a Jake and the Neverland Pirates version with Peter Pan: Mr. Smee: Captain Hook promised to make me a ninja pirate, but he puts me on guard duty instead. I hate it, hate it, hate it! Peter: Hey there, Mr. Smee! What's up? Mr. Smee: Peter! I got you at last, you...you-- Peter: Boy? Heck, you don't need Hook to teach you. I'll show you all the moves you need. Mr. Smee: What, you think I'm stupid? Peter: Yes, next question. Mr. Smee: I won't fall for your tricks. Peter: Listen, Mr. Smee; just to prove I mean it, I'll let you hit me first. Mr. Smee: You will? Peter: Sure. I'll stand right here. (strikes a kick pose) You run at me and do this, and I'll fall down. Mr. Smee: Well, alright. But you better fall down. Peter: I promise. (Mr. Smee runs and tries to kick Peter, but falls in the ocean) Peter: Did I fall down too soon? (Mr. Smee gags) Peter: Speak up, I can't understand you. Mr. Smee: (still gagging) Boy!

CLASSIC SONIC: 0:18 MODERN SONIC: But when your about to get mugged in the streets, tough sh.t ya dumb b.tch.

Yo, who was in charge of story boarding and animating this?

0:13 “Thats no good” 0:20 “First you say no, then, you get outta there!”

*JUST* *REMEMBER*