I need the cleanse my soul of this cringe.

Girl, maybe if you stop pressing random keys you will stop opening random windows lol

Dumbest hack ever 😅😅😅😅

The single stupidest computer scene in all of filmdom. 👏

Yeah, a PC-Keyboard is not a Piano, where 2 People can Coop the Problem. Also: Zoom and Enhance can't make up a face or Text from a set of 4 Pixels.

Tim Heidecker wrote this actually.

This scene was my first introduction to this show. Right about where this clip ends, so did my watching of the show.

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Why do people think he unplugged the monitor? Computer power supplies use that kinda plug too. There's also the implication that the computer fans turned off as the PC goes silent from sudden loss of power.

how boomers think technology works:

Please turn on subtitles.

The sandwich was a nice touch

People don't appreciate the skill required to type by weaving and coordinating between 2 people. "I'll do syncopated qwert and you do yuiop on tempo"

I love the non understanding of everything here. That two people can use the same keyboard to do different things, and that unplugging 1 computer in a shared network will turn the entire network off so people cant hack it. Or that a hackers code is revealed on the screen and it is constantly changing. NOTHING here is even believably close to right.

If you can type faster than the hacker, you will win. That is why you needed both of them on that keyboard.

What exactly was she supposed to be typing lol

Old people when a popup

I love NCIS but god this scene lmao

My girlfriend is really into this show and I can’t stop laughing at how stupid it is. That goth girl has the skill set of ten professionals! Most of them would’ve been fired for non professional behaviour at least.

Idk if i should laugh or throw up

數學真有趣！

Hahaha beyond absurd

Dumb as this scene is, I like sandwich guy. Wander into points of interest, ask about video games, eat sandwich I mean it's a philosophy that can last you a lifetime.

really well chosen footage to one of my favorite Christmas songs. Going to use in a lesson, too.

I heard Mr. Robot has the most accurate (if slightly stylized) hacking so seeing this is like someone threw in the very opposite direction lmao

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Unplug computer hacker still in network doing his thing. Come on director any idiot knows thats not how this works.

This is one of the greatest scenes of Television Comedy of all time.

This is honestly the most boomer depiction of hacking. Like look at these dweebs, all you needed was a wise older man who just unplugs it like it’s a wonky toaster

bro what lmfao

the people who write stuff like this are currently striking for more money. p.s. they make far more than the vast majority of you. per hour, roughly lawyer/doctor tier i hate them and hope ai replaces them all

pfft Isolate the node. Totes.

Could not get the answer for p=23, q=19, and e=283 with the steps. Can someone try n lmk?

most accurate hacking scene ever produced by hollywood.

"theyve already burned through the NCIS *public* firewall" what

OMG THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS...that's not how any of it works.... I know you all know that. I can't help but be annoyed at the smugness. I'm weak.

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I still refuse to believe that this was aired. Seriously, the actors did not see anything wrong with... with that?!

Why didn't they just type "Cookie" that worked on hackers.

Ha ha ha what is happening here.

that's also how they wrote this scene: à quatre main in 0:58secs

A simple trick to get the d as well: d = e-1 mod φ(n). Let's take the example in the video: e = 7 φ(n) = 40 7^-1 mod 40 = 23 and that's how you can get it without going through the steps of the Extended Euclidean Algorithm

How to choose e, just a small prime that doesn't share a factor with φ(n) ?

This is really well researched work that has practical value.

Love this so much! Used it in a Sunday School lesson. Thank you! ❤

OMG! That is hilarious!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:44 ??? "n is the trap door" ??? It's not that you can't FIND n. It's that you can't FACTOR n into p and q. You are trying to hide phi, which is easy to calculate with p and q. n = p*q -- modulus for the FIELD phi = (p-1)*(q-1) -- period at which exponentiation repeats. this lets you calculate d from e. The thing that confused me when I was first implementing raw RSA was that the modulus n is when the + and * repeat. But ^ repeats at phi. You need to mod phi on exponents, and only mod n after that. I can't tell you how easily this trips you up when implementing raw RSA. BigNumber libraries do + and *, and you can often do the operations first, but the mod n later. But exponentiation creates number so huge that you need to include n as an argument; reducing it mod n is mandatory. This means that if you use a library to just generate a p,q pair for you; you can do all of the RSA yourself. If you don't use a small e, you just use gcd to check d,e to ensure that they are not bad values. (b^x)%n is the raw RSA function. Exponentiation reduced mod n; that's really all that RSA is.

I would make a big distinction in RSA between asymmetric encryption and public-key encryption. If you use a well-known and small 'e', you have public key, but can't support 'asymmetric' key encryption. With 'asymmetric' key encryption, 'e' and 'd' have the same properties; and are equally secret. I use it to make digitally signed tokens such that you don't know the plaintext until you produce a witness that you performed verify to extract a secret to decrypt the signed claims. That way, the signer distribute the verify key to those who are allowed to VERIFY. It's not totally public, because it's (n,e), but signer has (n,d,e). This allows tokens to be passed around so that man-in-the middle can't decode the claims, and the verifier can only extract verified claims. ie: the current way of checking signatures (plaintext,Sign(H(plaintexty))=sig) has security problems. The main one being that you allow people to not verify the signatures; something that is very common in the hands of web developers. And the other is in leaking the tokens to intermediate proxies.

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