I was Fired from lolly's adverbs because I was refusing to work softly

0:28 you can get it by d*mn up a river because of english auto generated captions got me dying hahaha

Here in 2024 and I see our rivers so low now, it’s scary and sad. 😢

Mercury was too hot but Venus was bust because it was too hard to see? It's hotter than Mercury

I do this in my school and interjections

Nice to at least know Earth's nose implants were successful

This aired only ~8-9 years after the first landing on the Moon. (1969 - 1978) Let that sink in. And that bathtub, too.

If only we had a superhero who could spin the generator real fast... wait wrong song

2:17 - 2:18 Huh! Where did this come from?

I always thought that "The Shot Heard Round the World," should have referred to the assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

At first i didn't recognize this song. After several listen, my mind finally caught up on the refrain...Wow.!! How wonderful our God-given memory works... Nearly 50 years is a pretty long time...

Still very relevant and even more pressing today

1978

1979

Pluto is no longer a planet.😂

It’s crazy cuz I got flashbacks of that earth character

Naw bro the george washington painting is wild.

HOMER AND CHRIS: (Theme Song Begins) (SINGING) Here’s Dry Bowser, Jacob, Maggie, and Sonya Lee, They’re always troublemakers who misbehave because Jacob hurt people doing nasty bad stuff on his misbehaving mission. Jacob beat up Aunt Leslie for his misbehaving missions to find Leo and June. It’s Jacob’s Misbehaving Mission. (Theme Song Ends) MAGGIE: (Reading) Where’s Jacob? JACOB: (Screaming too loud): They say our solar system is centered around the sun Nine planets, large and small, parading by But somewhere out in space There's another shining face That you might see some night up in the sky JACOB AND SONYA LEE: (Screaming too loud): Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl A solar system Miss from a future world She travels like a rocket with her comet team And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen JACOB: (Screaming way too loud): She's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun It's a hot-spot, it's a gas! Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass It's a star, it's a star! So Janet got an autograph! Mercury was near the Sun so Janet stopped by But the mercury on Mercury was much too high So Janet split for Venus but on Venus she found She couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting So Janet thought she'd give it a go But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet She didn't even dare to say hello MAGGIE: (Screaming too loud): It's a bird! SONYA LEE: (Screaming too loud): It's a plane! JACOB: (Screaming much too loud): Why, it must be a UFO. MAGGIE: (Screaming way too loud): But it was…: JACOB, SONYA LEE AND MAGGIE: (Screaming too loud): Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl A solar system Miss from a future world She travels like a rocket with her comet team And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen SONYA LEE: (Screaming much too loud): Mars is red. MAGGIE AND SONYA LEE: (Screaming too loud) And Jupiter's big BEAR: (Screaming too loud): And Saturn shows off its rings SPONGEBOB: (Screaming too loud): Uranus is built on a funny tilt LEO: (Screaming too loud): And Neptune is its twin ANNIE: (Screaming too loud): And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the Sun SONYA LEE: No, it is a fucking Dwarf Planet. JACOB: I understand. SPONGEBOB: Anyway, The Universe just has endless mysteries though, you know, right? BEAR: Yes. QUINCY: (Screaming too loud): Some future astronaut May find out that what he'd thought JUNE: (Screaming too loud): Shooting star instead turned out to be... JACOB AND MAGGIE: (Screaming too loud): Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl A solar system Miss from a future world She travels like a rocket with her comet team And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen No, there's never been a planet Janet ALL: (Screaming too loud): Hasn't seen! MEMA: Jacob, what you played was Interplanet Janet. That was too loud. You played it outside. You should have played Ready Or Not, Here I Come. You better play Naughty Number Nine next time. Do you understand? JACOB: Yes. (SINGING TOO LOUD): Hasn’t seen!! MEMA: You better get back inside. Do you understand? Yes? JACOB: No! MEMA: [Gasps] What? No? Oh, Okay, so you don’t… (Loud Police Sirens Sounds) …understand? LEO AND ANNIE: Aah! QUINCY AND JUNE: (SCREAMING) SONYA LEE: Run from the police. JACOB: Bear, stop the police. BEAR: I’ll try. [POLICE DOG BARKING] MAGGIE: Jacob, watch out for the police dog. LEO AND JUNE: Aah! QUINCY AND ANNIE: (screaming) BEAR AND DRY BOWSER: Run! POLICE OFFICER: Put your hands behind your back! POLICE: Let me see your hands!! OFFICER: Show me your hands!!! POLICE OFFICERS: Get on the ground!!!! OFFICERS: Stop resisting!!!!! [Police Dog Growling] (Handcuffs clicking) POLICE DEPARTMENT: Okay. Now get in the police car. You are going to jail. JUDGE: Security Prison Guards, take Jacob away to his cell. SECURITY GUARD: Jacob, this is your cell. You will stay in there until you can obey the law. One more thing. Visitors have come to talk to you. MOM: Jacob, we only come to see you once a week. Do you know why? JACOB: No. MOM: Because you were disturbing the peace playing Interplanet Janet. DAD: You better play Multiplication Rock next time. Do you understand? JACOB: Yes, mom. MEMA: Jacob, you are not allowed to play Interplanet Janet, and yes, you did mean to play it too loud. PAPA: This better not happen again. DAD: Understand? JACOB: Shut up! MOM: Is that a yes? JACOB: No!! MOM: You don’t understand? JACOB: (Screaming) MEMA: Jacob, remember? You were not supposed to play Interplanet Janet. MOM: That’s right. And you understood that, didn’t you? JACOB: No!!! DAD: So, you don’t understand? JACOB: (Screaming) MOM: That’s it, you will be eating Mac and cheese and Chicken. DAD: And you will drink coffee and water. MEMA: Water is the only thing you like. PAPA: That’s right. You will also watch the news and black and white silent movies and listen to opera. MEMA: And you will sleep on a cot. MOM: And you will wear an orange jumpsuit. DAD: And you will read Encyclopedia and newspapers. PAPA: Goodbye Jacob. JACOB: Life isn’t fair. SARAH LYNN: Poor Jacob. I hear him crying it’s coming from the jail cell. MICHAEL: If the moon rises, the police might take Jacob near the crocodile pit. EDDIE: Then we better go rescue him. Come on Freddie. SPONGEBOB: Where is Jacob in his cell in jail? DRY BOWSER: Good question. DORA: Who do we ask for help when we don’t know which way to go? SONYA LEE, MAGGIE, LEO, JUNE, AND SPONGEBOB: The Map! DORA: The Map! That’s right! Will you check the Map and find out where Jacob is? You have to say map. ALL: Say map, say map! (Song Begins) (Jazz Music Plays) (Fingers Snapping) Map: (SINGING) If there's a place you got to go I'm the one you need to know I'm the Map I'm the Map, I'm the Map If there's a place you got to get I can get you there, I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map… I'm the MAP! MAP: Oh no. Jacob’s been arrested and sent to jail by the police and cops. Do you see him? (Blue Cursor Clicks and Beeps) MAP: Right. There he is. In his cell. Ohh. Jacob’s still crying. We need to get to the slammer fast. To get to the slammer, first you go over the troll bridge… Then you go across crocodile lake… Next you go through the forest… And then you go past the dairy cow farm… And that’s how you get to the slammer to rescue Jacob. So here’s what you tell Dora. Bridge, lake, forest, farm, slammer. Say it with me. Bridge, lake, forest, farm, slammer. Bridge, lake, forest, farm, slammer. Bridge, lake, forest, farm, slammer…!

So I'm being Janet for my play and I'm scared😭😅

Jacob conducts Lion dances Shark plays instruments Sea turtle sings Map listens

AUEAAAA SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK RAISED ME ITS SO NOSTALGIC

Relevant then, relevant now.

This has to be my favorite SHR song, it just goes so inexplicably hard.

I’ll answer that question if you promise you won’t tell anyone. Yes.

Fun fact: My mother’s name is Janet!

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HOMER AND CHRIS: (Theme Song Begins) (SINGING) Here’s Dry Bowser, Jacob, and Sonya Lee, They’re always troublemakers who misbehave because Jacob hurt people doing nasty bad stuff on his misbehaving mission. Jacob beat up Aunt Leslie for his misbehaving missions to find Leo and June. It’s Jacob’s Misbehaving Mission. (Theme Song Ends) MAGGIE: (Reading) Where’s Jacob? JACOB: (Screaming too loud): They say our solar system is centered around the sun Nine planets, large and small, parading by But somewhere out in space There's another shining face That you might see some night up in the sky JACOB AND SONYA LEE: (Screaming too loud): Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl A solar system Miss from a future world She travels like a rocket with her comet team And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen JACOB: (Screaming way too loud): She's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun It's a hot-spot, it's a gas! Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass It's a star, it's a star! So Janet got an autograph! Mercury was near the Sun so Janet stopped by But the mercury on Mercury was much too high So Janet split for Venus but on Venus she found She couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting So Janet thought she'd give it a go But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet She didn't even dare to say hello MAGGIE: (Screaming too loud): It's a bird! SONYA LEE: (Screaming too loud): It's a plane! JACOB: (Screaming much too loud): Why, it must be a UFO. MAGGIE: (Screaming way too loud): But it was…: JACOB, SONYA LEE AND MAGGIE: (Screaming too loud): Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl A solar system Miss from a future world She travels like a rocket with her comet team And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen SONYA LEE: (Screaming much too loud): Mars is red. MAGGIE AND SONYA LEE: (Screaming too loud) And Jupiter's big BEAR: (Screaming too loud): And Saturn shows off its rings SPONGEBOB: (Screaming too loud): Uranus is built on a funny tilt LEO: (Screaming too loud): And Neptune is its twin ANNIE: (Screaming too loud): And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the Sun SONYA LEE: No, it is a fucking Dwarf Planet. JACOB: I understand. SPONGEBOB: Anyway, The Universe just has endless mysteries though, you know, right? BEAR: Yes. QUINCY: (Screaming too loud): Some future astronaut May find out that what he'd thought JUNE: (Screaming too loud): Shooting star instead turned out to be... JACOB AND MAGGIE: (Screaming too loud): Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl A solar system Miss from a future world She travels like a rocket with her comet team And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen No, there's never been a planet Janet ALL: (Screaming too loud): Hasn't seen! MEMA: Jacob, what you played was Interplanet Janet. That was too loud. You played it outside. You should have played Ready Or Not, Here I Come. You better play Naughty Number Nine next time. Do you understand? JACOB: Yes. (SINGING TOO LOUD): Hasn’t seen!! MEMA: You better get back inside. Do you understand? Yes? JACOB: No! MEMA: [Gasps] What? No? Oh, Okay, so you don’t… (Loud Police Sirens Sounds) …understand? LEO AND ANNIE: Aah! QUINCY AND JUNE: (SCREAMING) SONYA LEE: Run from the police. JACOB: Bear, stop the police. BEAR: I’ll try. [POLICE DOG BARKING] MAGGIE: Jacob, watch out for the police dog. LEO AND JUNE: Aah! QUINCY AND ANNIE: (screaming) BEAR AND DRY BOWSER: Run! POLICE OFFICER: Put your hands behind your back! POLICE: Let me see your hands!! OFFICER: Show me your hands!!! POLICE OFFICERS: Get on the ground!!!! OFFICERS: Stop resisting!!!!! [Police Dog Growling] (Handcuffs clicking) POLICE DEPARTMENT: Okay. Now get in the police car. You are going to jail. JUDGE: Security Prison Guards, take Jacob away to his cell. SECURITY GUARD: Jacob, this is your cell. You will stay in there until you can obey the law. One more thing. Visitors have come to talk to you. MOM: Jacob, we only come to see you once a week. Do you know why? JACOB: No. MOM: Because you were disturbing the peace playing Interplanet Janet. DAD: You better play Multiplication Rock next time. Do you understand? JACOB: Yes, mom. MEMA: Jacob, you are not allowed to play Interplanet Janet, and yes, you did mean to play it too loud. PAPA: This better not happen again. DAD: Understand? JACOB: Shut up! MOM: Is that a yes? JACOB: No!! MOM: You don’t understand? JACOB: (Screaming) MEMA: Jacob, remember? You were not supposed to play Interplanet Janet. MOM: That’s right. And you understood that, didn’t you? JACOB: No!!! DAD: So, you don’t understand? JACOB: (Screaming) MOM: That’s it, you will be eating Mac and cheese and Chicken. DAD: And you will drink coffee and water. MEMA: Water is the only thing you like. PAPA: That’s right. You will also watch the news and black and white silent movies and listen to opera. MEMA: And you will sleep on a cot. MOM: And you will wear an orange jumpsuit. DAD: And you will read Encyclopedia and newspapers. PAPA: Goodbye Jacob. JACOB: Life isn’t fair. SARAH LYNN: Poor Jacob. I hear him crying it’s coming from the jail cell. MICHAEL: If the moon rises, the police might take Jacob near the crocodile pit. EDDIE: Then we better go rescue him. Come on Freddie. SPONGEBOB: Where is Jacob in his cell in jail? DRY BOWSER: Good question. DORA: Who do we ask for help when we don’t know which way to go? SONYA LEE, MAGGIE, LEO, JUNE, AND SPONGEBOB: The Map! DORA: The Map! That’s right! Will you check the Map and find out where Jacob is? You have to say map. ALL: Say map, say map! (Song Begins) (Jazz Music Plays) (Fingers Snapping) Map: (SINGING) If there's a place you got to go I'm the one you need to know I'm the Map I'm the Map, I'm the Map If there's a place you got to get I can get you there, I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map… I'm the MAP! MAP: Oh no. Jacob’s been arrested and sent to jail by the police and cops. Do you see him? (Blue Cursor Clicks and Beeps) MAP: Right. There he is. In his cell. Ohh. Jacob’s still crying. We need to get to the slammer fast. To get to the slammer, first you go over the troll bridge… Then you go across crocodile lake… Next you go through the forest… And then you go past the dairy cow farm… And that’s how you get to the slammer to rescue Jacob. So here’s what you tell Dora. Bridge, lake, forest, farm, slammer. Say it with me. Bridge, lake, forest, farm, slammer. Bridge, lake, forest, farm, slammer. Bridge, lake, forest, farm, slammer…!

Nine planets large and small and Pluto little Pluto got me crying 😢But not just that I did a school play in 3rd grade THIS was the song so I have to listen to it every day 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

So one of the cool things about this is that 0% of this has stopped being valid. It'll probably work fine for English students for another hundred or three hundred years. Beautiful.

Growing up in the 70's, of course all of these embedded themselves deep in my brain matter, never to be extracted. But as a kid on Saturday morning watching cartoons with breakfast, some of them are so downbeat and depressing to listen to, I always hated when they came on. Energy Blues, Mother Necessity, Great American Melting Pot, Figure Eight, Naughty Number Nine. As a child, they were real drags on the manic momentum Bugs Bunny had built up during the morning.

Not me doing a. Musical on school house rock so wanting to hear the og audio

I'm a 54 year old retired combat veteran who still finds myself singing this at the oddest times...thanks Schoolhouse Rock lol

SCARY BUT COOL

I'm 58 now. This brings back some fond memories growing up. I wanna say I was 11 when I was watching that show.

“HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND!” Lmao

Except for elite oligarchs like Bill Gates who feel they are above any kind of mitigation measure.

2024 for my fellow Gen X‘rs 😢

As a kid, I just got scared of the last shot. Now I just think it's really funny. "AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"

Interplanet Janet looks strikingly similar to Crystal Tipps from Crystal Tipps and Alistair, a lesser-known British animated series that is also from the ‘70s.

Seems they should've played this a lot more! This is one of the ones I would've never remembered till I ran across it

Nobody wants your narrative. It's all yours! lol

Nostalgia Overload!🥹 Watched this too many times to count on our single household TV. 🎶Hydrogen and Helium in a big bright glowing mass... It's profoundly descriptive and accurate. Beautifully sang. This was always one of my favorites. Apparently it still is

To me Pluto is still a planet

I enjoyed this song, but I feel bad for the natives. :(

except child grapist trump, thanks magats (really the birch society and other rightwing secret societies, he's just a tool to rile up the morons.)

Dear little Pluto with its beautiful heart will forever be my favorite planet. 🤍 (No matter what the "experts" file it under.)

How is it that she’s OK with going on the sun but mercury is too hot I don’t get it lol

❤I love this song and I love all the Schoolhouse Rock songs. But I just have to say that “Fireworks” is my favorite song of Schoolhouse Rock music.

We need to Power scale Janet

The good old days when Pluto was still a planet