“A lute!? _A fucking lute!?_ I run over, bust my fucking ass to save his only fucking daughter from an evil fucking knight, fighting fucking skeletons and spending my own fucking money on swords and shit, and the best he can do is give me a FUCKING GUITAR!? If this was a real RPG, there would be some kind of option to shove the lute up his fucking tightwad ass!” -Spoonyone