Your hatred for Doug as someone who does not share the same feelings is TAKING ME OUT
@beatm694810 күн бұрын
I like calling it poverty island...which doesnt sound so good when you dont understand that im referencing "poverty loft" from Mikes Mics recaps of Gossip Girl but anyways....like the whole thing IS that a chunk of the island is in poverty
@beatm694810 күн бұрын
I nornally have to avoid anything to do with my beloved movies but there was a vibe
@beatm694810 күн бұрын
This is so me core i love
@cupcakes4bridget11 күн бұрын
39:05 no, he just came out of the enchanted lake. so he did genuinely say that
@Napnap-theslayqueenАй бұрын
I do also want to mention that in most of dove camerons movies/tvseries she kind of has a gay relationship with her best friend
@Napnap-theslayqueenАй бұрын
I do want to object did i mention could very wel be the worst if only is the best i still listen to it even tho im in highschool
@kimberlyfundaro989Ай бұрын
I’ve watched this too many times
@an_apple_a_dayАй бұрын
This is the best video of all time
@snazzy..2 ай бұрын
DROPP ANOTHE4R ESSAY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
@green_plad2 ай бұрын
i literally binged every single cannon descendants property last week how did i not get the name thing😭😭😭😭😭😭
@kintome2 ай бұрын
bro do the rise of red now
@wajeehahathar2 ай бұрын
can someone give me a synopsis because i LOVE descendants (mostly) the way it is and everyone i rewatch it and notice something new i gauge my eyes out so i can't bring myself to finish this video
@Maizyz2 ай бұрын
I see the real rationale for Jane's name, but my head cannon is that it is because of Jane GOODall. And the writers liked the pun
@Hunkling2 ай бұрын
I enjoyed this video a normal amount🥕
@cryoflip58412 ай бұрын
The only reason i was so late to the descendants party was because i spent a lot of time mourning ever after high
@destinydoc50252 ай бұрын
In actual mythology hades has a magic helm of darkness...... they didnt have to make up a stupid rock man
@idrisa79092 ай бұрын
I will say as someone who does work as a security guard, it's not that weird to have one security guard by themself, though I've never done a shift at a museum. I've only worked at one place where multiple guards were on duty at the same time and it was mostly because it was a chicken plant and the shipping office outsourced some of their work to us. Edit: also the thing where they say it was a false alarm is also sadly realistic imo... I hate to say it but most security guards aren't smart and we deal with faulty and stupid technology all the time. Also unless someone actually gets injured there usually isn't outside follow up.
@metoposaur2 ай бұрын
cruella deville making it into this movie about fairy tale characters was always so funny to me because shes not from a fairy tale world. shes from normal early 20th century london
@EditingKat2 ай бұрын
I have like 7 descendants books, my plan is to get all of them
@laraprisma63812 ай бұрын
I think describing Descendants as "fairytale characters exist in the same universe and they have children" would confuse anyone with Ever After High, the appropriate description would be "all the characters from classic Disney films exist in the same universe and they have children" because that's what it really is. this universe only uses the disney versions of these fairy tales.
@granatabols2 ай бұрын
this video is so good omg. i have never given a shit about descendants up to this point. but now? now i am insane
@granatabols2 ай бұрын
cerberus should have appeared and eaten dude
@room_on_fire082 ай бұрын
this is literally my favourite video on the internet omg, thank you for making this.
@TwinPeaksMichaelCera3 ай бұрын
I would LOVE to hear your thoughts on Cinderella 2021 lmfao
@-eight-3 ай бұрын
This is one hell of a channel opener 🙌✨
@ebonydarknessdementiaraven46103 ай бұрын
I'm so sick and tired of pretending like Jane isn't the best character and that her and Evie aren't leagues ahead of everyone else Also I completely agree Doug sucks
@doctordd-ey3 ай бұрын
27:50 pls don’t diss my girl Adora like that. Love this video though 😭😭😭
@theequinox69943 ай бұрын
I actually need seven more videos just like this
@just_foxy353 ай бұрын
iirc there is actual science done where different kinds of tears have different chemical composition, happy, sad, as a reaction to onion vapor... but I'm not sure if it's like, 90% or 80% true type of a science
@titaniumpill3 ай бұрын
i relate to the title so badly, how am i supposed to tell my friends my brain has been flooded with just thinking about the movie we all watched together as kids? gay descendants thoughts activating annually like its a sleeper agent. smh.
@kpotter-03 ай бұрын
1:12:43 girls be busy they gotta cut time out of that schedule
@kpotter-03 ай бұрын
58:43 If you have a magic spellbook, you should totally use everyday spells for quality of life things. Like if you could cast prestidigitation to clean you totaly should, mage hand would also be super useful for everyday applications. I feel like at some point if your doing spells that dont hurt anyone, you need to use them. Your busy, cut some of that time out of your day.
@grimhilde.3 ай бұрын
"I just really like Diet Coke, I think it's like my main personality trait after really liking Disneys descendants" ?? this is literally so me ?? this whole video is so me like how'd u get access to my notes app 😭
@grimhilde.3 ай бұрын
the 'chocolate?' scene was sooo charged like Audrey had to have ghost written 'ballad of a homeschooled girl'. (I love benlos and will always bring them up)
@Wannabeactress3 ай бұрын
People who weren't born then but still obessed 0:53
@djstarr19973 ай бұрын
Can’t believe this is your only video haha are you going to make one about D4?
@carbonmonoxideleak3 ай бұрын
Actually perfect video ur so funny and its 3 hours long and theres no background music hell yeah
@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil4843 ай бұрын
Who was the lucky fella that got to shack up with Fairy God Mother and why was he so dumb as to be absent?
@majdasvabova70253 ай бұрын
“If you see a stranger crying on the bus do you: a) arm wrestle them b) read them the dictionary c) throw a venomous snake at them d) HUFFLEPUFF😀”
@imaperson6102 ай бұрын
E!!! Throw their Dictionary at them after hufflepuff loses the arm wrestle
@majdasvabova70253 ай бұрын
Why can i not stop laughing…
@cutemoonpie10roblox553 ай бұрын
I was for when this movie came out
@Emi-3.143 ай бұрын
Rip og descendants you would’ve loved apple by Charlie xcx
@Aurriliia3 ай бұрын
13:36 HOW DARE U HATE DOUG
@jessk16833 ай бұрын
phoebeeee give us commentary on the rise of red and my life is yourssssss
@ebandsnowy3 ай бұрын
well i was not 7-12 when descendants came out and i love it sm lol
@tictaccandy92173 ай бұрын
I would like to point out that, since Mulan exists, the official countries are Auradon, Evil Island, Wonderland, France, and CHINA.😭
@tictaccandy92173 ай бұрын
Thank you for this video. I watched your review of each movie after rewatching each one and thoroughly enjoyed it. All your points were EXTREMELY valid. I will be FOREVER thankful that you didn't show the Evie kissing Doug scene😭.
@Skiddelydongdongdongdang3 ай бұрын
When are you gonna talk about the new blue-haired lesbian⁉️⁉️⁉️