What film is this based on ???

No stools in the chamber pot.

She needs Blerm.

I watch this OBSEVILLELY.

Crunt bar 😂

Their ability to create new words. Blurm. Gold.

Tuppenny Butterquims 🤣🤣

pure ART

Now and again, I test my sons on how many they can remember 😊

This is more Royston Vasey than Royston Vasey.

What is this parodying exactly?

The reaper came for him with the rabies.

Brilliant! I have an explanation for anyone who's thoroughly confused, as a lot of comments seem to indicate. I had to watch a few times before I got it. Here goes. A travelling salesman calls into a bar. He's bored and pissed off with his job. He hasn't really noticed his hostess until she makes polite conversation. Being a Lothario without company tonight, he wonders whether she's flirting. Even if she's not, it might be worth a crack, so he takes up the chat. She's a widow. "BINGO" he thinks...she's lonely: I can crack this! And so the seduction begins, mildly at first, but getting more and more suggestive. And she's getting tempted, because she IS lonely. Aroused as she is, she knows he's a bounder and a cad and she brings him down to earth with a bang. "Do you want a room or not?" she asks coldly. "You can have one if you behave yourself." He pretends that that was what he was considering all along, but as soon as she's distracted he runs like hell. I did consider not typing all this out. No doubt brighter people than me got it first time, and everyone else seems to love it anyway. But now when I watch it, I enjoy it even more. The overall surrealism allows use of the nonsense words, and the nonsense words allow Paul Whitehouse to show yet again what a superb comic actor he is. Why some words are funnier than others though, I can't explain.

"if you leave no stools in the chamber pot ..." 🤣🤣🤣

I just found out this sketch is a reference to The Third Man scene where he’s asking a guy if he knows any of his novels :)

Bloody fooking hell man, King Charles III and Anastas Mikoyan! 😂😂😂

This video... I sadly don't exactly get what's so funny But my god the way he extended kit-Kat to be so complex honestly gets me each time

This was very funny ... yet somehow very disturbing.

Oh my god,when did Eddie izzard star in a Harry Enfield show

Mikey boy and bum gums are Philip Schofield's favourite,s

Amazingly funny . Maybe even more so if you can remember when people were actually like this in the remarkably archaic 1950s .

Those were the days, when you could suck on a Butterquim for tuppence.

Possibly an inspiration for the League of Gentlemen?

Tuppeny Butterquims 👄

No stools.

Mintables. Blerm. Crunch bar. 😂

The crème de La crème

This sketch is lifted from the third man when Joseph cotton is asked what books he has written. Far funnier than the original

Cannot find the sketch with the ex football player and the landlady.

Still my favourite sketch

I fancy a Krunt Bar right about now 😤

Brilliant but laugh track so annoying

Tupenny butter quims

Love it ❤

Harry looks like a probable quare.

….milky boy??? Pissed meself.

Had she known him....in the past ? Or ....

Flurm

tupenny butterqwims

Still laughing after watching countless times. Thank you!!!

Bum gums 😂

A work of genius Brilliant

Crunt bar 😂

she's on the very cusp of bringing herself to admit she loves bumgums

Tupenny butterquims omg

Blurm and crunt bar flatlined me

I'm compelled by the sublime mystery cultivated throughout this exchange to wonder what the price of lodging might be if stools were deposited in the chamber pot?

Until Harry spoke, I thought that was Sarah Millican for a moment, there... 😳

Double entendre. 🍆

A quarter of Boubley butterquims for me please.