Mayce Galoni

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@Ston3808 22 күн бұрын

Such a good joke

@1in0 Ай бұрын

Cool this asshat laid it all out for us...thanks & made it easy to never see this pos in person. Kudos for posting the warning video.

@rsjcmp2285 Ай бұрын

This is genius. I am doing this with my wife.

@rsjcmp2285 Ай бұрын

That whole joke was really clever from start to finish

@laurierend 3 ай бұрын

That was funny!

@citizenpaul8289 5 ай бұрын

Great stuff!!

@Robil63 6 ай бұрын

Holy crap, THAT was the opener?!! Brave act to follow you. Mayce, your multi punchlines from just one premise is beyond Ray Romano-Genius.

@sophiebuddle3106 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@oscarhood7404 6 ай бұрын

Promo sm 😱

@npip99 7 ай бұрын

Should wait for the laughter to calm down a bit before going into the next line, very funny sequence though

@Gennys 7 ай бұрын

Just so everybody knows a lot of us with ADD absolutely abhor clickbait. We don't need clickbait to be attentive. We just have to want to listen first...

@BuxStop 7 ай бұрын

That’s exactly why clickbait works

@xXK4FBEASTXx 7 ай бұрын

Thanking god I found the 5 dollars in the laundry so I can buy this mcdicks hell yeah I’m thankful

@Bernie-zz3vp 7 ай бұрын

Aussie Enby here, thank you so much for this 😂🏳️‍⚧️ I cheered at the Adaopt a 🍆 program haha

@coldfires1234345 7 ай бұрын

hilarious xD

@aureliav.6691 7 ай бұрын

my attention was immediately caught

@buttons2mash185 7 ай бұрын

You're a bastard. But all of this would work on me too XD

@ReignbowShroomz 7 ай бұрын

I blew air out my nostrils

@NessaOfDorthonion 7 ай бұрын

😤

@goldyguns9545 7 ай бұрын

😂

@MaryMary-tf8gc 7 ай бұрын

When my friend gets mad at work he says: “This is all Eve’s fault… if it wasn’t for her, we would all be running butt naked, relaxing at the garden of Eden, not working, eating fruit and playing with lions like we were intended to be” 😂😂😂😂

@carterschachtel 7 ай бұрын

Chick laughing sounds like the bird off path of titans damn

@DrunkButcher 8 ай бұрын

That game would get banned so quick because you’re circumcising babies so bam child porn…oh my god that’s why there’s so many pedo priests!

@DrunkButcher 8 ай бұрын

I’m libertarian I try to walk the middle road all I’m gonna say on that topic is if your liberal friends thinks it’s okay to protest for BLM by setting St. Paul on fire for killing a black guy then I think some truckers can just block the road with their trucks because the government was telling them to take a vaccine if they wanted to continue working

@bitedownpetey8954 8 ай бұрын

"for once"

@Duffman69able 10 ай бұрын

I would never worship a creature that would do something like that. Good thing it’s completely made up

@fawal.1997 11 ай бұрын

This is hilarious

@kalexander1981 11 ай бұрын

It's a good joke, but it should be stated firmly that blocking traffic is a great method of protest. No matter what side you're on, blocking traffic is effective.

@waqasusmans 11 ай бұрын

Haha that that last line

@1brogi 11 ай бұрын

Love it

@1brogi 11 ай бұрын

I feel called out, 'cause I eat about 2 times a week this ungodly food😂😂😂

@echeverria1674 11 ай бұрын

The butthurt anti-women (pro-life) people are making this joke even better

@Gamma252 11 ай бұрын

Factz😭

@knaz7468 11 ай бұрын

Why do you not have a ton of your material here?

@barf0ta 11 ай бұрын

More please. 😂

@PardonMe_ImDrunk 11 ай бұрын

The joke is hilarious my man! People need to chill, but because they won't..... I'm only commenting on this because people who claim a religion but NEVER read the scripture will come in here, talking nonsense that they were told by other mortals. Never forget, abortions are prescribed in the bible. If you (the man, the owner of your wife and the decision maker, according to the bible) suspect your wife of cheating on you, you take her to a priest and he gives her bitter water. If the child is not yours, it is supposed to die in her womb. That right there, is an abortion for a reason of infidelity. Meanwhile here they are trying to ban abortion for any reason! Also, god doesn't care for living children, much less unborn ones. 1. He summoned 2 bears to maul 40-something kids for simply teasing a bald man. 2. If two men are in a fight, and a pregnant woman gets involved and the baby is killed because of it, the one who caused it MUST simply pay a fine (lol). Oh ,but if the woman is killed in the scuffle, the one who caused it must die. If the child in the womb was so important, why a fine, and not death too. Finally, if that's what you believe, cool, others don't. Mind your own business. Or is that what your religion says you should do? Just spend your days pointing fingers at others, judging them, I thought there was something in there about not throwing stones unless you are without sin too.... But whatever. Side note, public prayer is also shunned in the bible. So don't pray for me, I'm fine 😊

@kello-my-eggo3924 10 ай бұрын

Lmao what? Do you like to talk out of your ass or are just trolling? Abortions are not at all in the bible

@chabaneau 11 ай бұрын

"give your penis to someone who wants it for once" - the most epic closing line I ever witnessed lmao

@MS-we9gn 11 ай бұрын

Person- not everyone who needs an abortion is a cis woman. Just saying

@4034miguel 11 ай бұрын

Let's just agree to disagree. IMHO only women can be impregnated and can have an abortion. A woman is a adult Homo-sapiens adult female. If there are all the physiological characteristics, and the XX chromosomes, then the person is a woman (but I respect that she does not believe it). The following a good example, if you substitute Ghost by Woman in the burden of proof fallacy in this video (min. 5:01), you can see that just because you believe you are something, nobody will believe you unless you have all the characteristics of what you affirm to be: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5eTZIhmadekfbM&ab_channel=JillBearup

@chelseanicole1911 11 ай бұрын

Only women get pregnant.

@NettyWallace Жыл бұрын

Abortionists raping or sexually assaulting their patients; running filthy clinics that show not the slightest regard for basic safety protocols; writing bizarre poetry; growling and shouting demonically at a peaceful pro-life protester; twisting the heads off living babies who survive abortions; stabbing living newborns in the neck; throwing living newborn babies in trash bags and hiding them on the roof of their clinics; making callous “jokes” about the babies they’ve killed; or offering “funeral services,” baptism ceremonies and the taking of mementoes like locks of hair or foot prints from the babies that the abortionist has just murdered. Most horrifically of all, perhaps, is that David Daleiden of the Center for Medical Progress gave testimony this month in California that he unearthed fetal hearts being alive while they were harvested.

@Sor91785 Жыл бұрын

A libtard comedian how charming

@4034miguel Жыл бұрын

So, you at least recognized that you are talking about a "Kid" and a "Baby", so a person that won't be able to live. It is ironic how someone that was given the opportunity to live, mocks those that won't never have that opportunity. I am not against it, but It is incredible the number of ab.... that happens because people, that should know better, avoid using anti-conceptive methods because it is a "bore" for their fun.

@MS-we9gn 11 ай бұрын

I “knew better”. Used a condom (which broke) and took Plan B after within 48 hours. Still got pregnant. No method is 100% effective.

@MS-we9gn 11 ай бұрын

It is a cruel and unusual punishment to force anyone to remain pregnant when they don’t want to be, in my humble opinion

@chelseanicole1911 11 ай бұрын

@@MS-we9gnNo one is forcing the women who have abortions to get pregnant. It is extremely rare for a woman who was forced to have sex to get pregnant. If that happens to you, it is still your responsibility to go to a hospital and they will give you plan B.

@deathbyathousandcats 11 ай бұрын

@@chelseanicole1911Extremely rare? Just the news report minors being raped here and there. In my area women endure marital rape and their husbands won't use condoms or let them use contraceptives. I know this as a relative of mine died due to childbirth the man didn't bother to prepare for. What world do you live in?

@chelseanicole1911 11 ай бұрын

@@deathbyathousandcats If you believe that anyone is being raped, report it. KZbin isn't is.

@izzilarkins3949 Жыл бұрын

I have a final exam that starts in 43 minutes and have just found this guy... guess I won't be last minute cramming after all

@ivo8312 Жыл бұрын

LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD

@mastercharlesdiltardino8058 Жыл бұрын

Not a fan of transformers but the adopt a dick program would be funny. But imagine if one these dick adopters goes out and commits a similar crime...

@ledgerthompson203 Жыл бұрын

This needs to be seen

@matbrady123456 Жыл бұрын

@Mayce - You crushed that set. I can't believe I'm, like, you're your 416th subscriber. I feel like I'm getting in on the ground floor of your very successful career. Happy to be here. :)