I like how there's literally only one to survive while every other rule is just staring how screwed you are

Go for the eye and nuts

That is NOT TRUE- we don't share 99% of DNA with chimps. That study considered any similar letters as matching even if they occurred in different sequence. We share less than 1%

I was just looking for a tutorial for great ape luza i didnt wanna see this 😭

Just today me and my friend encountered a medium size black bear while swimming in the creek behind her house and guess what we did we ran away screaming and those where the most chilling words of my life “Holy shit AJ there’s a bear behind you” btw the bear was just like sitting there and if I knew it was black I would have made my friend get on my back and scream at the bear

Context: The lady wearing a mask is named, “Kuchisake-Onna”. In Japanese Mythology, the lady was described to be beautiful until her husband grabbed a pair of scissors and cut a smile into her mouth from ear to ear - Apparently, her soul roams Japan. Basically, like said in this video, Kuchisake-Onna would take her mask off and ask any stranger (could be you), “Am I beautiful?”. You might say, “Yes” to get on her good side. Saying “Yes” could lead to a terrible doom - saying yes could result in her grabbing rusty scissors and cutting the same slit smile that she has on her face. If you say, “No”, she’ll go out into a fit of rage and you’ll be dead within seconds. The only way to survive is to tell a generic answer like example shown in this video. You could also survive just by confusing her by asking her a question yourself. (Example: “Am I beautiful?”)

The only instance I would even be in the presents of a chimp is if someone brings a chimp to my house because I live in North America so they don't really live where I do I think idk

Tarantula hawk wasp

My brother is the 3rd 8m the 2nd and my mom is 1st

Hold up we not going to talk about the fact he has blonde hair in the live but blue hair when he died

Aliens aint real, demons are the ones that they try to call demons

Some of those apes looked like bonobos

Well first off im NOT going around no wild animal or animal of any kind without weapons on me you cant trust wild animals at all 😂

Look as big as possible Me at 4.4: well im dead

Hell yeah! 🔥🔥🔥

February

3/4

Am i beutiful? Everyone is beautiful *starts walking with a smile*

Bullet ant

WHY IS HE HOLDING IT WITH HIS HANDS !!!!

“Well I think your sexy~” 😘

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Well well well

Travis the chimp

August gang 👇

Mines b days 19 th of april

This is soo true but the way we think isnt meant to be prpagated to most peole. Ive learnt this the hard way. You end up causing more damage that good because it makes them more confused.

Rule number 1 don’t leave without it !

Lez go

You’re forgetting that everyone reacts differently to the venom. That’s the most important thing to remember. It may have been painful to coyote while it was painless to others, it doesn’t change the fact that a single person should not be rating the pain of stings because it’s based on how that one person reacts to it.

“Am I beautiful” “Idk man maybe you are😏😏 0:07”

Here some popcorn while your scrolling 🍿🍿

He was already acting funny, the lady who called her over put her in danger.

Once you successfully swim away from the chimp, you will now have to address the alligators in the water

Im march

April

Iam 3rd rank

I was born in 2015 and he died in 2018

He’s not wrong☹️☹️☹️

Yeah i dont want to go to school im number one-😭

😂😂😂😂

So basically im cooked thx bro

august team

Me October

Get your horrible hair out of the frame!

Nahhh... BROSKI I AM NOT SHREXY... MAY?!

Bring you back

That was a long time ago

I’m reading that book at school

I’m born in June…