This sounds like Shel Silverstein

Cumberbatch says the words, but it's Dench whose words resonate as true.

Grooming is a terrible thing...

That were proper bo i tell thee

oh shut up DUDE

Jeez Craig, it ain't that profound mate. Get over yourself, you're a grown up now. Keith Lemmon, embarrassingly enough, went and apologised over everything. I could never see why

I'd ask him if he rigged the laws of physics so that man cannot travel time or something like that. Not petty emotional questions.

The same tired old argument against God, and people are calling this man brilliant for it 😂 how are you going to challenge the wisdom of an omniscient God? I guess YOU know better? 😂😂

It kept craig in the public eye (I can't believe he's still going on about this)

Absolute puss

I love this author! Someone out there who’s gone and yet made it through 😌🎈

craig made millions in this country and part of the english culture is freedom of speech and making fun of ourselves if he doesn't like it he should never of come

Get over it Craig .soda pop wasbetter then any of your tunes

Craig David doesn't have a falcon or a colostomy bag, that I'm aware of anyway or relate to Craig David....

Let me say something as a spirtual christian, if someone gets bullied - You are Chosen for great, you are the star, but Spirits and Powers within humans will try to dimm your star. Trust me

Pathetic f@#ks i loved bo selecta. Im black

this is why they pick on people like this. because they take themselves so seriously. I reckon on some weird level the bully is often trying to get them to join the crowd and lighten the fuck up

No sense of humour

ah zip it

Have tolaugh at this muppet mel b has more guts than you and speak for yourself she said ahe thought ut was funny ya little coward

Gway wahhh wahh the cry baby still moaning

God he doesn't half drone on . . .

I've always loved Maya too.

Just highlights the size of his ego and vanity. It wasn’t like he was a flop at that time.

Nobody would remember him if it wasn't for the show let's be real

Oh stfu Craig, you loved it when it was promoting you. Go have a piss with ya granny!

what a melt

Yet you went on the show?

What a utter wally! Lol

I was not prepared for the description of the scar on Odysseus's inner thigh - "let's just gloss over that foot wash, and quite how high it's gone" Thank you, Natalie, you're wonderful

Wtflock get a life u whopper.

Salty bitch needs to buy a funny bone

Dave Cravid has PTSD. No fucking joke.

O piss off Mr. Davis! Also I’d be me more worried your Kez is missing

The fact he is dramatically exaggerating flaws on celebrities IS THE JOKE... it's a complete exaggeration for funny effect, not to upset people.

Craig David later introduced Kes to bodybuilding. Now he is the world's muscliest bird.

Ffs. Come into the real world. We all get ripped and were fucking destitute. Welcome to the real world

Miserable cunt. Didn’t stop you taking his money and actually going on the show with him. Absolute helmet

Oh give over! Racist?! 😂😂😂😂😂

Can i get a reeeeeeeeeeewinddd

Kanye West gay fish vibes

What a girl

Let's mention the issues of racism and bullying to encourage those who can relate to feel motivated to support Craigs BS theory that Leigh Francis is racist. This interview was a witch hunt and leaves me feeling irritated towards Craig David rather than Leigh Francis.

But it was comedy !!!

He got it wrong and instead of taking responsibility for that he's still trying to rationalise his weird reaction 20 years later. His career went downhill because he stopped making good music and it is really that simple. Things like this sketch just mean you have arrived as a household name - Chris Eubanks' career didn't end when Spitting Image made fun of his lisp because he carried on knocking people out.

He is a snowflake. Can't stand him. It was a joke, comedy, get over it

Fair warning though, this is not a translation, this is a bastardization of a classic tale. Written for 'the modern audience' to *ahum 'show you the cracks of toxic masculinity' and all that kind of vile crap you'd expect from a feminist, with pisspore literary skills. Probably because she lacks the the skillset to do it properly and an unspoken hope that woke cesspools like the educational system is going to make this mandatory read for kids to indoctrinate them into 'men are inherently bad' trope that obsesses these feminists.

This is embarrassingly pathetic.... she STILL doesn't get it!! A whole room full of people who didn't laugh her out the building for still trying to blame Russia?!?!

Blaming Leigh Francis for his failed musical career? No, Craig, you just stopped releasing good music after your first album. That was the problem.

Read his book. The part that me teary was how he met his wife. So beautifully emotional