Not just men, I remember the first time I saw/got one. I was terrified😅

Whenever i see that wand now i think of the girl who spilled the juice from the washing thingy in her eyes

I'm a nurse...ask patient do u have diabetes, high blood pressure etc...patient answers no. Sweet head to admitting doctor who then comes out and says "u said he doesn't have diabetes or hypertension but he's on a shit load of meds for both"...me: 😮‍💨😡🤦‍♀️

To be honest it isnt that big most guys are that size

That shi hurtsssss

Him probably thinking "damn that's longer than mine" 😮😂

My husband is 24 years older then me. At ultrasound appts they said the same thing

Is this actually common?

She probably saying it's too small

One of the many reasons dna testing at birth should be mandatory women will cheat and have someone else’s kid and take that shit to their deathbed with 0 remorse

Now do prostate ultrasound.😮

do you have to go through that 🫣

Its like youre online complaining about working with people that are known to have pregnancy brain. Careful, it might sound like youre calloused.

Prozessing ... time ....

Where dose that thing go ?...👁️👄👁️

Drain grease girl but looks yummy

If i had to get this done, i would actually cry

My husband had to hold my had because it hurt so bad and I had only been with him, so was scared/anxious about being exposed like that. I felt like I was having a miscarriage afterwards, that's how bad it hurt. Then the female assistant started doing the exams instead of the male doctor and it didn't hurt nearly as bad. Not even like he was being reckless, just didn't know proper depth I guess..

Had my kids in 1999 and 2001, they ultrasounded by sweeping over her belly, I guess its not done that way anymore??

If I know the info, I give it. The nurse is supposed to know to input, it helps the doctor

We did it every night for 3 months straight, and after that but by the 3 month mark we got a positive, no clue when she was conceived

It looks like a curling iron 😂😂😂😂 lol

That is just sad-I always think of all the questions the medical staff members would ask me and create a folder in my phone w all the screenshots, docs, previous visits and etc. so that I don’t take too much of doctors/nurses time nor of other parents waiting for their appointment. It really makes me sad seeing them excited just because I’m being a decent human being, but I’m also glad to make their jobs easier🩷 Treat others as you’d wish to be treated yourself!

If you stress about getting pregnant it makes it harder to get pregnant!

Thank you 😍

Yeah i was a little jealous

I mean conception is a tricky thing because theres this whole window at the end of nine months where it can just happen. On a side note thats terrifying, just waiting for your body to go through an incredibly violent upheaval with the notice of "it happens when it happens". Yeah fuck that so much. Edit: I think the window is two weeks though so i could definitely see contentious moments if say the difference was like 2 months rather than 2 weeks off, because yeah, thats pretty sus.

This reminds me of the Hillary Clinton episode of South Park where she’s hiding a snuke in her snizz

Oh hell , that's not a challenge for crying out loud ... why overplay it, though it explains bi-weekly gynecological exams 🤷🏻‍♂️

This shi would make my trauma act up 😧

Happened all the time when I was an EMT! I once spent an entire call translating for the patient and the charge nurse walks in an says, “you mean to tell me you’ve been in the US for X # of years but don’t speak English?!” He then said, “I speak it a little bit.” 🤦🏾‍♀️

That's for an internal sonogram

Reverse it by Biting your lower lip while looking at it

Out of respect and also just plain morals the husband should never be in that room luckily it's illegal here

I knew our conception date they told us he was due 21st aug we both agreed they wrong hes due 2nd sept he was born 2nd sept waters broke in hospital before they induced me he was born in 40 mins.

Paternity tests should be mandatory

My husbands family was determined to get our son a dna test when he was born bc supposedly to them the time lines didn’t match, and I’m thinking like….were you there first of all? We ended up agreeing to get them to finally stfu😂😂and guess what!? It worked cuz we were obviously right. We had met at a party and what started as a one night stand (yikes, i know) has been an almost four year relationship. I got pregnant the first time we hooked up. Was wild bc the relationship before him, my partner wanted a baby so bad but nothing. I meet this new guy and BOOM 😂. Best thing that’s ever happened to me tbh.

This is why i say "oh yah i forgot ____" i have several health conditions and its hard to remember them all

So what did she do to stop it. Need morecinfo.

One person ask and one person gets an answer. I’m not repeating for the nurse, the person that sat in and the doctor and the senior doctor. Y’all wild 😂

I just remembered I got to go

I hate the fact i need to spend 15 mins filling out forms, then 15 mins being evaluated by the assistant and then being asked the same questions by the doctor. Can i just say all of it to the doctor right away?

I've had it a few times, IT HURTS.😩

Took mine out after I divorced my ex husband and the doctor assured me id become pregnant. 11 years later being a lesbian really avoided that. Haha I told the doctor I wouldn't get pregnant and didn't understand...

My parents were only two years apart but my father looked much older and my mother looked much younger. When my father developed dementia in his mid-60s and broke his hip, the rehab workers thought my mother was his *second* wife and were shocked that not only was she his first and only wife but was also the mother to all of his four grown-up children.

What's wrong with that size?

Yea I didn’t remember the last day of my period neither one of em brain fog hits very deeply for me and it sits there forever 🤣🤣🤣

Do people not realize that the nurse/assistant is the one updating medical records and not the doctors??? Doctors don’t do it. If you have an emergency and your records aren’t up to date then that could be really bad.

I have had mine for 7 years, never had any pain or irregularity nor have i been pregnant. The only think i didnt like was getting it put in, pretty painful :(

At first I thought it was a curling iton